This is just a rumor, but word in Aggieville is that we have a transfer coming in who everyone calls “Yeti.” I asked my source if this transfer was fire or ice, and get this: he said “both,” hence the name yeti....keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. Small chance it is some sort of body hair reference, but 90%+ chance it is fire and ice related.
Question: when do we just skip to the turkey and call a rumor a fact? I bet it’s almost now.