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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45025 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:36 PM »

baseball
That's the only way to describe the last 10 minutes of this game.

man.  in hindsight it's still the most eloquent thing i can come up with

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45026 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:38 PM »
We did it guys! I don't care if it's a dumb stat, I want Medlen to get the dub.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45027 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:48 PM »
What if I told you Jimenez has a 5.59 ERA in the 5th inning this year? :fatty:
Now what if I told you that he hadn't given up a run in the 6th inning all season?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45028 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:53 PM »
Apparently you just have to put rios and infante on blast publicly and they will hit the crap out of the ball.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45029 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:17 PM »
Quick breakdown of Medlen 1st start --

The good....
1) allowed only 5 base runners in 6 Inn
2) threw strikes. 49 of 69. He also threw 1st pitch strike to 15 of 21 batters
3) 0 walks and 6 Ks. Only went 2-0 on 2 batters. Never went 3-1 on anyone.

He had 2 balls that were hit hard in the 1st inning. Cain almost made a nice catch in deep Center (and he will probably say that he should have caught it). Then Jones smashed a breaking ball for 2 run HR.
3 of his 5 hits he allowed were for extra bases, and they were responsible for the 3 runs.

All in all.... A very solid 1st start.  And thanks to a big 6th inning, he could be 1-0 as a starter

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45030 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:31 PM »
Apparently you just have to put rios and infante on blast publicly and they will hit the crap out of the ball.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45031 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:53 PM »
in hindsight it's still the most eloquent thing i can come up with

mother of god was pretty good.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45032 on: August 24, 2015, 08:49:25 PM »

i don't have enough data points to form an opinion on "The Clean Cut Puerto Rican Guy," but i do know that Alex Rios has a beard and 8 hits in his last 5 games

i enjoyed reading this post (like?)

More data points tonight

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45033 on: August 24, 2015, 08:51:21 PM »
2) threw strikes. 49 of 69. He also threw 1st pitch strike to 15 of 21 batters

control is supposed to be the last thing to come back after the tjs.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45034 on: August 24, 2015, 08:52:13 PM »
i don't even

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45035 on: August 24, 2015, 08:53:05 PM »
A bunt with a 5 run lead. I LOVE IT.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45036 on: August 24, 2015, 08:53:23 PM »
I love beating the crap out of the orioles on the reg

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45037 on: August 24, 2015, 08:53:45 PM »
What a tremendous inning.  How many times did he say the Royals have batted around this year?  Incredible.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45038 on: August 24, 2015, 08:55:00 PM »
It's like the guys were playing a prank on Meds thru the first 5 innings. Once he was out of the game they were like "LOL ok I guess we'll get you a boatload of runs now. Good game, Kris, here's a W. LOL!"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45039 on: August 24, 2015, 08:56:02 PM »
I love this team so much.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45040 on: August 24, 2015, 08:57:53 PM »
It's like the guys were playing a prank on Meds thru the first 5 innings. Once he was out of the game they were like "LOL ok I guess we'll get you a boatload of runs now. Good game, Kris, here's a W. LOL!"

they threw him a surprise win.   :D
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45041 on: August 24, 2015, 09:01:11 PM »
The Orioles look defeated. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45042 on: August 24, 2015, 09:12:39 PM »
lol.  morales.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45043 on: August 24, 2015, 09:17:12 PM »
Infante doesn't want to sit.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45044 on: August 24, 2015, 09:17:25 PM »
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45045 on: August 24, 2015, 09:17:48 PM »
Infante doesn't want to sit.
It appears that way. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45046 on: August 24, 2015, 09:18:42 PM »
Infante's OPS making like that mountain climber on The Price is Right.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45047 on: August 24, 2015, 09:30:11 PM »
I want a whole game's worth of Rex and Ryan Disney movie talk

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45048 on: August 24, 2015, 09:30:20 PM »
when hoch does good stuff, i'll be posting pictures of sex for him.  just warning those of you who post from family computers.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #45049 on: August 24, 2015, 09:31:04 PM »
That game was a cool 2:20. Not sure what to do with the rest of my night...