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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2013, 12:16:56 PM »
Yep, guilty as hell.

http://deadspin.com/5984511/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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Last year, reportedly enraged by learning he had been cheated on by his then-girlfriend (not Steenkamp), he supposedly threatened to break a man's legs.

I find this very  :lol: Even if he managed to do it, the guy is still better off than Oscar.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2013, 12:19:37 PM »
Yep, guilty as hell.

http://deadspin.com/5984511/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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Last year, reportedly enraged by learning he had been cheated on by his then-girlfriend (not Steenkamp), he supposedly threatened to break a man's legs.

I find this very  :lol: Even if he managed to do it, the guy is still better off than Oscar.

The dude he threatened could have had an amazing comeback.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2013, 07:12:31 PM »
framed

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Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2013, 07:21:23 PM »
Did he shoot into or out of the bathroom?

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2013, 07:31:27 PM »
Did he shoot into or out of the bathroom?

it doesn't matter, puniraptor.  he was framed.

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« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2013, 07:34:48 PM »
Did he shoot into or out of the bathroom?

it doesn't matter, puniraptor.  he was framed.

By whom? Adidas? Reebok?

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2013, 07:39:05 PM »
Did he shoot into or out of the bathroom?

it doesn't matter, puniraptor.  he was framed.

By whom? Adidas? Reebok?

no one that you or i know

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« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2013, 07:40:48 PM »
Lacoste?

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2013, 01:39:48 AM »
His favorite band was Bullet for my Valentine

Most of the jokes itt were meh but this was some really elite posting right here. Also could have gone with My Bloody Valentine as the band.
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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2013, 03:09:55 PM »
Sounds like he's gotten himself into a sticky wicket

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2013, 12:01:54 PM »
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"It filled me with horror and fear," Pistorius said. The 26-year-old Olympian said he put on his prosthetic legs and tried to kick down the door before finally giving up and bashing it in with a cricket bat.

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In a major point of contention that has already emerged, prosecutor Gerrie Nel said Pistorius took the time to put on his prostheses, walked 7 meters from the bed to the enclosed toilet inside his bathroom and only then opened fire.

Can someone translate this please?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2013, 12:04:32 PM »
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"It filled me with horror and fear," Pistorius said. The 26-year-old Olympian said he put on his prosthetic legs and tried to kick down the door before finally giving up and bashing it in with a cricket bat.

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In a major point of contention that has already emerged, prosecutor Gerrie Nel said Pistorius took the time to put on his prostheses, walked 7 meters from the bed to the enclosed toilet inside his bathroom and only then opened fire.

Can someone translate this please?


Well a cricket bat is either a really really tiny bat suitable for use by a cricket, or it's one of these: 

I'm not sure what the significance of walking 7 meters (about 23 feet) is.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2013, 12:46:04 PM »
Apparently the police found 2 cases of PEDs in his house.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2013, 01:44:46 PM »
Apparently the police found 2 cases of PEDs in his house.

ahh, found the noncaloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant.
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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2013, 09:57:07 AM »
How in the world is this guy granted bail??

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2013, 10:04:29 AM »
How in the world is this guy granted bail??

Money talks, bruh.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2013, 10:09:38 AM »
So he repeatedly tries to beat down the door, and his girlfriend that was just surprising him says nothing to the effect that she is his girlfriend and not a robber?

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2013, 12:13:51 AM »
Sounds like he was approaching Chris Benoit roid rage levels.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2013, 12:22:20 AM »

Some roiders can handle it, some can't.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2014, 08:53:15 AM »
pleaded not guilty this am.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2014, 09:22:25 AM »

Some roiders can handle it, some can't.

The real tragedy here is that the roids most likely didn't even help that much. He has robot legs.


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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2014, 05:26:20 PM »
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS!

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2014, 01:14:02 PM »
A witness said that he was panicky on the scene and said he did it by accident. That's good enough for me. No one would kill a girl that hott on purpose! It's science.

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Re: Oscar Pistorious shot and killed his girlfriend
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2014, 01:26:27 PM »
A witness said that he was panicky on the scene and said he did it by accident. That's good enough for me. No one would kill a girl that hott on purpose! It's science.

a roided out cyborg with rage issues might.