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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2018, 05:05:29 PM »
Joe's fries - - - >  :drool:
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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2018, 05:07:09 PM »
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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2018, 05:34:50 PM »
Best way to make fries: Frying in Beef Tallow

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2018, 05:43:28 PM »
Eat shoestring fries with a fork you gross cavepeople

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2018, 06:57:48 PM »
my goodness _FAN, i know you're a smart guy but first the steak and shake comment and now this?  combo_FAN season off to a rough start

I'll concede the Steak and Shake error. I will not budge on Joe's fries. I mean, I'll eat a few, but I will not order them.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2018, 07:45:19 PM »
My word people. I mean, I knew the gE crowd was pretty white, I just didn’t realize they were so white to be afraid of some salt+seasoning on their fries.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2018, 08:12:36 PM »
My word people. I mean, I knew the gE crowd was pretty white, I just didn’t realize they were so white to be afraid of some salt+seasoning on their fries.

I love seasoning, but not that much on my fries. Everything else about Joe's is great. Plus their beans and rice and onion rings are better sides anyway.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2018, 08:27:57 PM »
My word people. I mean, I knew the gE crowd was pretty white, I just didn’t realize they were so white to be afraid of some salt+seasoning on their fries.

This comes off as super judge’y and to me anyway paints a picture that you have taste buds similar to lib^7’s.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2018, 08:32:56 PM »
I've heard rumours that catastrophe is indeed a neophyte when it comes to cuisine and basically only eats meat and cheese.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2018, 08:41:50 PM »
And fry seasoning  :drool:
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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2018, 08:46:02 PM »
The 3 basic food groups: Meat, Cheese, Fry seasoning.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2018, 09:54:41 PM »
Garlic fries (San Francisco things)

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2018, 10:06:43 PM »
Joe's beans are trash too sorry fan

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2018, 10:11:49 PM »
My word people. I mean, I knew the gE crowd was pretty white, I just didn’t realize they were so white to be afraid of some salt+seasoning on their fries.
It's essentially the same as drowning your brisket in a gallon of sauce.  Low-mediums love it.
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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2018, 10:58:45 PM »
Joe's beans are trash too sorry fan

I can see my mistake here, I didn't mean beans, like BBQ beans. Red beans and rice.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #65 on: April 12, 2018, 12:24:58 AM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/hzMzFGgmQOc?t=5m3s[/youtube]

(start at 5:03)

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2018, 09:13:35 AM »
joes fries and beans are both great.  if they had some kc best fries poll, joes probably wins or at least is at the top

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #67 on: April 12, 2018, 09:19:18 AM »
joes fries and beans are both great.  if they had some kc best fries poll, joes probably wins or at least is at the top
Have you ever had applebees fries, meowmeow?


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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2018, 09:25:51 AM »
joes fries and beans are both great.  if they had some kc best fries poll, joes probably wins or at least is at the top
Have you ever had applebees fries, meowmeow?

can i be completely honest with you?  okay, well, let me say i haven't eaten at a 'bees in years.  Am i missing out?  i've heard about a dollar margarita, does that pair well with their fries?

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2018, 09:30:31 AM »
The fries are terrific.


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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #70 on: April 12, 2018, 09:41:42 AM »
Beer Kitchen has the best fries on this planet. You're all wasting your time discussing other options.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2018, 10:07:51 AM »
[youtube]https://youtu.be/hzMzFGgmQOc?t=5m3s[/youtube]

(start at 5:03)

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2018, 11:12:37 AM »
Catastrophe you know joes is like, super white don’t you?

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2018, 11:37:20 AM »
shoestring fries need to be cast back to whatever hell they came from.

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these things should only be eaten in privacy.

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Re: Elite French Fry Thread
« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2018, 11:41:24 AM »
Catastrophe you know joes is like, super white don’t you?

Sure, I mean Oklahoma is (was) right in the name. Which makes it that much more appalling that people on this board can’t handle their seasoning.