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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #100 on: June 21, 2020, 08:04:15 AM »
Liven up those bag salads with precooked Purdue chicken strips.

My go to combo is Southwest chopped salad with Southwest spiced sliced chicken breast. Add a can of black beans. Easy breezy. No prep meal.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #101 on: June 21, 2020, 10:33:00 AM »
Never road trip unless the wind is at your back. Save loads in gas and you go to unexpected places.
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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #102 on: June 21, 2020, 11:04:56 AM »
eat grass and sticks and just whatever. free food.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #103 on: June 21, 2020, 02:38:53 PM »
Wanna lose weight? Just don't eat a single calorie until you hit your weight goal!

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #104 on: June 22, 2020, 01:17:35 PM »
Can't get soup or spam out of the can?  Puncture the bottom with a knife to release it.  Pops right out.


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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #105 on: June 22, 2020, 01:21:16 PM »
Eating spam? Stop doing that and eat some meat that isn't canned instead.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #106 on: June 22, 2020, 02:49:07 PM »
Add a can of spam to your scrambled eggs for a delish Hawaiian breakfast!

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« Reply #107 on: June 22, 2020, 08:19:23 PM »
Instead of throwing ice out after a cold drink, save it to dump in the ocean to help battle global warming. It really adds up if you think about it!
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« Reply #108 on: June 22, 2020, 10:16:44 PM »
Don’t even go to the store


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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2020, 10:23:10 PM »
dont throw away the rotten vegetables from your fridge, pantry, or root cellar. Boil them all in stock and then blend the result into a creamy liquid. This is a delicious and traditional recipe called potage.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #110 on: June 22, 2020, 10:41:19 PM »
dont throw away the rotten vegetables from your fridge, pantry, or root cellar. Boil them all in stock and then blend the result into a creamy liquid. This is a delicious and traditional recipe called potage.
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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #111 on: June 23, 2020, 04:24:38 PM »
dont throw away the rotten vegetables from your fridge, pantry, or root cellar. Boil them all in stock and then blend the result into a creamy liquid. This is a delicious and traditional recipe called potage.

Pour a little cottage cheese into your potage to give it a thicker texture.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #112 on: June 23, 2020, 07:21:03 PM »
Looking for life hacks? Check out popular sites like Reddit or Buzzfeed.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #113 on: June 24, 2020, 08:46:42 AM »
poops clogging your toilets? change your diet to potash. you will have exclusively diarrhea which is much gentler on home's plumbing

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #114 on: June 24, 2020, 02:45:56 PM »
If you poop enough diarrhea fast enough, the toilet will flush itself

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« Reply #115 on: June 24, 2020, 04:56:21 PM »
If you poop enough diarrhea fast enough, the toilet will flush itself

This does not work.

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« Reply #116 on: June 24, 2020, 05:06:07 PM »
If you poop enough diarrhea fast enough, the toilet will flush itself

This does not work.
Just outed yourself as a low Q-dot 'rhea#acker :(

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #117 on: June 24, 2020, 05:43:34 PM »
If you poop enough diarrhea fast enough, the toilet will flush itself

This does not work.
Just outed yourself as a low Q-dot 'rhea#acker :(

some posters ITT can't evacuate 1.6 gallons of 'rhea out of their butts in 1-2 seconds and it shows...sad, really.

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #118 on: February 18, 2024, 01:31:19 PM »
Whenever I have really tedious chores to do I narrate each step in my head like an episode of How It’s Made, including referring to myself as an anonymous 3rd person.

Example:
A worker uses a special tool to scrape the solidified fats and drippings off the cast iron pan before placing it under a scalding hot stream of water. Using a silicone pad encased in a stainless steel mesh, the remaining particles are loosened and scraped away. Using the stovetop, the cast iron pan is heated to 300 degrees Fahrenheit. This process opens the pores of the cast iron. Finally, a worker applies a proprietary blend of oils and salt to the heated pan and, using a paper towel, evenly applies the mixture over the entire surface of the pan.

If you’ve ever watched an epi of How It’s Made then I know that you know the narrator’s voice and cadence and you read that whole thing with his voice in your head

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Re: Ultimate Life Hacks
« Reply #119 on: February 18, 2024, 01:50:29 PM »
Whenever I have really tedious chores to do I narrate each step in my head like an episode of How It’s Made, including referring to myself as an anonymous 3rd person.

Example:
A worker uses a special tool to scrape the solidified fats and drippings off the cast iron pan before placing it under a scalding hot stream of water. Using a silicone pad encased in a stainless steel mesh, the remaining particles are loosened and scraped away. Using the stovetop, the cast iron pan is heated to 300 degrees Fahrenheit. This process opens the pores of the cast iron. Finally, a worker applies a proprietary blend of oils and salt to the heated pan and, using a paper towel, evenly applies the mixture over the entire surface of the pan.

If you’ve ever watched an epi of How It’s Made then I know that you know the narrator’s voice and cadence and you read that whole thing with his voice in your head

I absolutely read it in that voice and cadence. It was a treat. Thank you.

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« Reply #120 on: February 18, 2024, 03:01:51 PM »
Yes, it was really well done
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« Reply #121 on: February 20, 2024, 02:01:24 PM »
Whenever I have really tedious chores to do I narrate each step in my head like an episode of How It’s Made, including referring to myself as an anonymous 3rd person.

Example:
A worker uses a special tool to scrape the solidified fats and drippings off the cast iron pan before placing it under a scalding hot stream of water. Using a silicone pad encased in a stainless steel mesh, the remaining particles are loosened and scraped away. Using the stovetop, the cast iron pan is heated to 300 degrees Fahrenheit. This process opens the pores of the cast iron. Finally, a worker applies a proprietary blend of oils and salt to the heated pan and, using a paper towel, evenly applies the mixture over the entire surface of the pan.

If you’ve ever watched an epi of How It’s Made then I know that you know the narrator’s voice and cadence and you read that whole thing with his voice in your head

I absolutely read it in that voice and cadence. It was a treat. Thank you.
Yep, same.