The Lake (of the Ozarks)

[EMAWmeister]

I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.

[SdK]

I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.

I agree wholeheartedly.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.

Cause then you have to vacation in the cold?

[Branson Bound]

It's one of the greatest places on this earth, and I've seen a lot of them.

[Branson Bound]

Boat/ lake people. I mean, what the eff is up with these losers? (No offense lake and boat people)
((Not that any of them would be offended, but just in case))


Gonna win 'em all!

you son of a bitch

[BackPayne]

Did you guys see the Ozarks river monsters ep? J Wade was shitting his pants!

   Monster catfish!

[RockState2000]

I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.

Vicinity, expenses, HJs? 

[puniraptor]

The Lake is like waterworld. just gas up the jet ski and go pillage, smokers.

[mocat]

i would absolutely never own a boat or a lakehouse but i love knowing people who do

[steve dave]

I do not like lakes

[steve dave]

lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean

[mocat]

like when you say that i'm sure you mean it in a bad way but

[CNS]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

[Mrs. Gooch]

lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean

Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?

[steve dave]

lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean

Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?

shut up

[CNS]

lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean

Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?

Trailers aren't exactly in a rough ridin' park either...

[puniraptor]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

[Mrs. Gooch]

lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean

Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?

Trailers aren't exactly in a rough ridin' park either...

It's called a park because that's where you park your trailer...

[steve dave]

like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses

[CNS]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?

[puniraptor]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?

ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12

[CNS]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?

ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12

That's fair.

[steve dave]

I mean, think of a majestic ocean turtle. now think of a disgusting lake turtle.

[ben ji]

i would absolutely never own a boat or a lakehouse but i love knowing people who do

This right here. I've got 2 bros that have lake houses in their family at the zarks and I love going down for a weekend or two during the summer.

Wake up hungover and do some fishing for a couple hours, start slamming some light domestic lager around noon then take the gas guzzling boat out and "Cove Out" for 5 hours while you pound more light domestic lager. 

It's really the perfect slice of Americana.

[RockState2000]

Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap.   

instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?

Not sure there was a better answer here. I mean, f'ing nailed it.
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?

ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12