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$40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« on: May 20, 2014, 01:31:17 PM »
eff man, I don't even know.
Buy a new car.
Pay off my house.
Get a new wardrobe.
Haircut.
Fund my kids' 529's.
Take a vacation.

:lol: that's about .01%

Donate $1B to KSU
Donate $500 M to KSU Rugby

Now I am closer to 4%.


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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2014, 01:33:02 PM »
I would become King of America.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2014, 01:33:19 PM »
I would pay someone to figure out how I should spend my money for the most enjoyment.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 01:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 20, 2014, 01:33:02 PM
I would become King of America.
Winters, tho.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2014, 01:34:52 PM »
buy huge amounts of land and exclude other humans from entering it.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2014, 01:36:08 PM »
I would have a bunch of kids and then leave all of my money to various charities. Sorry kids. No more gravy. :lol:
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2014, 01:38:34 PM »
would just enjoy time with my family and do fun and memorable things.  maybe do something "nice" once a year like buy some poor family a house or something.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2014, 01:39:05 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 20, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
I would pay someone to figure out how I should spend my money for the most enjoyment.
I wouldn't trust somebody with my enjoyment. I would say, "Here is $35 B, you get 0.1% of whatever you can make it earn every year. Put the other $5 B in the bank for spending money. I'd love to walk into my old home town bank and say, "Bob, I'd like to open up an account again."
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2014, 01:39:26 PM »
Quote from: sys on May 20, 2014, 01:34:52 PM
buy huge amounts of land and exclude other humans from entering it.
This is pretty good.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2014, 01:39:44 PM »
I would hire Megadeth to play my graduation party next December and then throw a bunch of rotten tomatoes and heads of lettuce at them. Every one in attendance would be required to do so.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2014, 01:39:58 PM »
I would definitely own at least a few cable tv news networks so that I could tell the masses what to think.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2014, 01:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 20, 2014, 01:36:08 PM
I would have a bunch of kids and then leave all of my money to various charities. Sorry kids. No more gravy. :lol:
but Seneca Grade School would be AWESOME!
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2014, 01:41:36 PM »
40 billion powerball tickets.  You can't win if you don't play.  :crossfingers:
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2014, 01:41:40 PM »
Quote from: slobber on May 20, 2014, 01:39:05 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 20, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
I would pay someone to figure out how I should spend my money for the most enjoyment.
I wouldn't trust somebody with my enjoyment. I would say, "Here is $35 B, you get 0.1% of whatever you can make it earn every year. Put the other $5 B in the bank for spending money. I'd love to walk into my old home town bank and say, "Bob, I'd like to open up an account again."

Well if I didn't like the first outing they planned then I would fire them (good severance package tho) and hire a new person. It would probably be one of my friends who knows what I enjoy doing.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2014, 01:42:06 PM »
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2014, 01:38:34 PM
would just enjoy time with my family and do fun and memorable things.  maybe do something "nice" once a year like buy some poor family a house or something.
That is a hand out, not a hand up. You need to really help them, not just do something to make yourself feel good. But the fun and memorable things would be pretty cool. Would you include any gE friends?
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2014, 01:42:17 PM »
I would buy all the land around Lawrence... Dig a giant ditch all the way around it... and fill it with sewage and toxic waste. 
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2014, 01:42:42 PM »
Could you buy the entire state of Kansas for $40B?
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2014, 01:42:44 PM »
Quote from: Metalhead on May 20, 2014, 01:39:44 PM
I would hire Megadeth to play my graduation party next December and then throw a bunch of rotten tomatoes and heads of lettuce at them. Every one in attendance would be required to do so.
You'd stay in school? Good choice. Don't want to be a rich dummy!
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2014, 01:43:27 PM »
Quote from: slobber on May 20, 2014, 01:42:06 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 20, 2014, 01:38:34 PM
would just enjoy time with my family and do fun and memorable things.  maybe do something "nice" once a year like buy some poor family a house or something.
That is a hand out, not a hand up. You need to really help them, not just do something to make yourself feel good. But the fun and memorable things would be pretty cool. Would you include any gE friends?

ok, then maybe i would pay for an entire family of poor people to go to college or something.  hand up!

i would probably buy all of the suites at BSFS and turn it into g.E party central
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2014, 01:43:45 PM »
Free college to grad'ing seniors who qualify but make them move back to town for like 5 yrs after grad'ing as a condition. 

Pull the town up.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2014, 01:44:08 PM »
disney world/disney land combo trip
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2014, 01:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 20, 2014, 01:39:58 PM
I would definitely own at least a few cable tv news networks so that I could tell the masses what to think.
Gotta keep everyone in check.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2014, 01:45:08 PM »
Quote from: Metalhead on May 20, 2014, 01:42:42 PM
Could you buy the entire state of Kansas for $40B?

It's a whole lot more cost effective to just buy the government.
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2014, 01:45:15 PM »
Quote from: CNS on May 20, 2014, 01:41:36 PM
40 billion powerball tickets.  You can't win if you don't play.  :crossfingers:
Good luck! The schools thank you!
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Re: $40 Billion (with a B), what would you do? (Serious responses preferred)
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2014, 01:46:20 PM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on May 20, 2014, 01:45:08 PM
Quote from: Metalhead on May 20, 2014, 01:42:42 PM
Could you buy the entire state of Kansas for $40B?

It's a whole lot more cost effective to just buy the government.

I don't want the government. I want the physical plot of land.
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