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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2014, 07:24:27 PM »
Aliens exist, not sure if they have visited earth tho

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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2014, 07:25:16 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2014, 07:54:14 PM »
Something about Big Pharma probably.  I mean Big Pharma has got to be up to something.

This was my first thought. They don't want to make the population healthier because then they couldn't sell their drugs. Kind of a broad "conspiracy", I'll admit.

Yep.  I've been swayed back and forth multiple times by things I've read/heard.  Basically whatever I read/heard last is what I currently believe, and the last I read/heard is that it is definitely a conspiracy.  If someone would like to present evidence that it's not I would probably believe it immediately.

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« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2014, 07:58:37 PM »
Bunch of weirdos here.  Not a single person mentioned the faked moon landing.

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« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2014, 08:55:32 PM »
The Clinton's had Vince Foster murdered.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2014, 09:13:20 PM »
Aliens exist, not sure if they have visited earth tho

that's not really a conspiracy. it would be pretty stupid if they didn't.

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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2014, 09:31:41 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2014, 09:49:33 PM »
I think 9/11 was kind of screwy. Too many weird things to not be semi staged.

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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2014, 10:42:31 PM »
I think 9/11 was kind of screwy. Too many weird things to not be semi staged.

these are the weirdest imo. only a zillion witnesses at every step of the thing. you think someone can pull that off?

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« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2014, 10:45:50 PM »
also, I am honestly curious, has any high level conspiracy theory in the modern era (whenever you want to interpret that to be) turned out to be true? there are so many, and I can't recall anyone finding evidence to show any of them have been legitimate. people should realize that people and organizations are not much more complex or intelligent than organizations and people you deal with every day and you know those are not capable of doing crap properly.

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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2014, 10:48:07 PM »
9-11 wasn't a govemment conspiracy you guys. It was just a good terrorist thing because no one expected an attack like that.

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« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2014, 10:56:04 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conqueror_(film)#Cancer_controversy

john wayne was accidentally chernobyl'd by the government.

I don't think this was a conspiracy, just dumb people.
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« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM »
Alan Colmes was actually a conservative hired by Fox News to play a liberal stooge to get killed by Sean Hannity every night to boost ratings. 
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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2014, 11:22:21 PM »
9-11 wasn't a govemment conspiracy you guys. It was just a good terrorist thing because no one expected an attack like that.

I think lots of people knew something was in the air  but failed to act because of incompetency or the need for an incident that would move a personal agenda along.

We must remember the FBI whistleblower who was hot on the trail of the attackers and how her superiors chose to ignore her and not move the investigation along. 

I'm not a truther by no means, but I do believe people in high places were well aware of an oncoming incident. 

The only weirdo thought I have is how did a couple amateur pilots get their coordinates in line to hit the WTC like they did?  Doesn't that take some skill to move a flying object traveling at 500 mph into a specific target?

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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2014, 11:23:37 PM »
9-11 wasn't a govemment conspiracy you guys. It was just a good terrorist thing because no one expected an attack like that.

I think lots of people knew something was in the air  but failed to act because of incompetency or the need for an incident that would move a personal agenda along.

We must remember the FBI whistleblower who was hot on the trail of the attackers and how her superiors chose to ignore her and not move the investigation along. 

can you even imagine how many trails FBI agents are chasing that go nowhere? It's probably a lot.

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« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2014, 04:43:10 AM »
9-11 wasn't a govemment conspiracy you guys. It was just a good terrorist thing because no one expected an attack like that.

I think lots of people knew something was in the air  but failed to act because of incompetency or the need for an incident that would move a personal agenda along.

We must remember the FBI whistleblower who was hot on the trail of the attackers and how her superiors chose to ignore her and not move the investigation along. 

can you even imagine how many trails FBI agents are chasing that go nowhere? It's probably a lot.

more than is imaginable to the average dumbass
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« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2014, 04:58:41 AM »

@felix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_zoological_conspiracy_theories

These are delightful. Last year, there was also a spy stork in Egypt that the locals briefly turned into the police before eating it.

On a side note, part of my new job involves tracking conspiracy theories and explaining why they gain traction with certain sectors of the population. It was a surprisingly marvelous addition to what I kinda thought would be a bit of a boring job.


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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2014, 05:32:08 AM »

people should realize that people and organizations are not much more complex or intelligent than organizations and people you deal with every day and you know those are not capable of doing crap properly.

Yeah. My favorite is when standard mistakes/incompetency/miscalculations are viewed by some morons as evidence of a conspiracy.




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« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2014, 05:32:44 AM »
I believe the NSA is/ or has / reading this message.


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« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2014, 07:07:52 AM »

On a side note, part of my new job involves tracking conspiracy theories and explaining why they gain traction with certain sectors of the population.

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« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2014, 07:20:39 AM »
also, I am honestly curious, has any high level conspiracy theory in the modern era (whenever you want to interpret that to be) turned out to be true? there are so many, and I can't recall anyone finding evidence to show any of them have been legitimate. people should realize that people and organizations are not much more complex or intelligent than organizations and people you deal with every day and you know those are not capable of doing crap properly.

I believe in a lot fewer conspiracy theories than I used to, and that ^^ is the reason why. Although the thought that people are more willing to believe a big lie than a small lie if it's repeated often enough still makes quite a bit of sense to me with human nature being the way that it is, so I still remain a natural sceptic. Especially when it involves politics or big business.
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« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2014, 07:38:19 AM »
also, I am honestly curious, has any high level conspiracy theory in the modern era (whenever you want to interpret that to be) turned out to be true? there are so many, and I can't recall anyone finding evidence to show any of them have been legitimate. people should realize that people and organizations are not much more complex or intelligent than organizations and people you deal with every day and you know those are not capable of doing crap properly.

Is it a conspiracy if they get caught? Watergate comes to mind, but they got caught so it's just news.

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« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2014, 07:51:32 AM »

also, I am honestly curious, has any high level conspiracy theory in the modern era (whenever you want to interpret that to be) turned out to be true? there are so many, and I can't recall anyone finding evidence to show any of them have been legitimate. people should realize that people and organizations are not much more complex or intelligent than organizations and people you deal with every day and you know those are not capable of doing crap properly.

Is it a conspiracy if they get caught? Watergate comes to mind, but they got caught so it's just news.

Aren't there missing parts of a tape or something from Watergate?

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« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2014, 08:03:16 AM »
yosh was up to something