powerball

[catastrophe]

http://www.birdbymail.com/

Apparently I just need to think of a random thing to mail to people and start a website where people pay me to send that thing.

You just described everything on Etsy.

[pissclams]

I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.

for how much?

[chum1]

I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.

for how much?

No minimum bid.

[Pete]

"What's up for bid today is a $500M annuity, like new." 

It's a great idea because someone could make you a better offer than the lottery cash option and they could still come out ahead.

[dmartin]

"What's up for bid today is a $500M annuity, like new." 

It's a great idea because someone could make you a better offer than the lottery cash option and they could still come out ahead.

And you could remain anonymous with your new found wealth, avoiding the influx of new "relatives" that you had never heard of.

[Pete]

I will have zero problems with new found relatives.  I would give my sister and my wife's sister extra cash and tell them you guys take care of whatever people want, or tell them "no."  I am out.

[steve dave]

I would buy all my family members lambos. especially my grandma.

[steve dave]

just what you probably always wanted grandma, a rough ridin' Lamborghini. this thing is sick.

[The Big Train]

I would but a governor on my grandmas lambo so it's not instance death

[pissclams]

buy her a wing suit instead

[XocolateThundarr]

XT Family Lazy River at BSFS

[Pete]

I would buy my grandmother a hand crafted, centuries old katana and samurai suit. With the shorter little mini katana that comes with it and also goes in the same belt. 

[steve dave]

My grandma loves playing slot machines. So I'm going to get her a slot machine in her lambo that pays out like 200%. What a rough ridin' rush at 180 mph.

[CHONGS]

Slot machine that pays out lambos.

[The Big Train]

Well nobody won any lambos so it's up to 650 bills.  That's like almost 150 more lambos we can buy now! 

[mocat]

Classic bill/mill mixup

[The Big Train]

the only mixup here is you thinking you were clever

[The Big Train]

Holy moly!

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/900027332894830592

[Cartierfor3]

watched someone buy a pack of heaters, some mountain dew, and 10 PB tickets yesterday. recipe for success.

[Pete]

I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.

[Institutional Control]

I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.

Money can't buy you happiness, Pete.


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[star seed 7]

it buys things that make you happy

[420seriouscat69]

I might buy a few tickets tomorrow.

[The Big Train]

I hope that it climbs to 4 billion, and then when I win I will take the cash option and be an instant billionaire, even after taxes. This will open a LOT of doors for me.

Money can't buy you happiness, Pete.


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It actually does, but only up to a certain amount.  Once you surpass that amount it doesn't give you any more happyness.

[catastrophe]

Up to I believe $70k is the number.  After that, you're on your own.