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Re: powerball
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2012, 04:43:21 PM »
have currie killed, move to mexico.  no charities.
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« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2012, 04:44:33 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2012, 04:45:21 PM »
I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.

I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.

Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)

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Re: powerball
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2012, 04:46:10 PM »
Some super fund to make my home town schools the absolute silly-ridic-best.  Bunch of college eds and stuff too.
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« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2012, 04:46:41 PM »
I'd pop my rough ridin' collar.
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« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2012, 04:47:34 PM »
I would move to London, England.  I really like it there. 
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« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2012, 04:50:08 PM »
I would move to London, England.  I really like it there.

I would have a place there for sure.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2012, 04:51:52 PM »
I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.

I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.

Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)

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Re: powerball
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2012, 04:54:01 PM »
I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.

I'd probably give to the Salvation Army -- not all of it, but I know there aren't many organizations in which that high of a percentage of donated funds actually go to their causes and not to overhead.

Would also create own foundation for average people. But that's a really long boring story :)

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« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2012, 04:56:28 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2012, 04:57:13 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters. 

Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.

And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"

Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2012, 04:58:07 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters. 

Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.

And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"

Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2012, 04:58:41 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters. 

Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.

And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"

Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.

Luke's twice-baked potatoes

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« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2012, 05:01:13 PM »
if you take the lump sum you're getting $360 million.  is it possible to even spend that much (without buying a $360 million mansion or something)???

No amount of money is too large to blow.  There are people who could blow it in no time.  You have to think big.  Bad business investments and giving it away to family and BAM!  Its gone.


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« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2012, 05:01:39 PM »
LOL on the restaurant food items...

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Re: powerball
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2012, 05:03:31 PM »
I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games.  I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.

It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters. 

Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.

And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"

Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.

This is good.  I think Trim's should be a hand-made milk shake and the tagline can be "so thick it'll choke you out" or something.  Trim's should be about chokeouts is what I'm getting at. 
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Re: powerball
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2012, 05:15:10 PM »
I'm buying Chuggers after I win tonight.
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Re: powerball
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2012, 05:15:28 PM »
There have been emaw exclusive Wichita bar rumblings recently.  (not grumblings... yet) 

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Re: powerball
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »
I didn't win on the mega millions when it was > 600, so I didn't buy any this time.

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« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2012, 06:19:15 PM »
KSU band gets an indoor practice facility in the field, south of the presidents house. Fully endow the band road trip fund.

MHS Band gets sousaphones

Like the goEMAW box idea, so that too only thing I ask is for reserved parking in the ag lot (still going to be a northendzoner)

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Re: powerball
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2012, 06:20:25 PM »
And they say the lottery is a tax on the poor, pfffft.
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Re: powerball
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2012, 08:07:20 PM »
I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends

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Re: powerball
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2012, 08:14:33 PM »
Stormy what years were you in band?

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Re: powerball
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2012, 08:26:24 PM »
I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends

Seriously, that is an insanely boss idea.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2012, 08:27:15 PM »
I'd buy every seat at phog allen for the cats game and then give it to all of my emaw friends

Seriously, that is an insanely boss idea.

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