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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #875 on: February 06, 2018, 06:12:40 AM »
I was in Cancun for a bachelor party. Ended up wrestling a 25 yr old whippersnapper from Wisconsin on the beach for the 2018 Cancun Open wrestling championship.

I won twice and my friends bought me a Mexican Wrestling Mask as a trophy.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #876 on: February 06, 2018, 06:42:32 AM »
Did you whisper in his ear after you body slammed him into the sand "that's for Jacob Pullen bitch!"
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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #877 on: April 16, 2018, 02:53:56 PM »
Everytime I'm scrolling on Facebook and I see one of those "Only a genius can find the Y in less than 3 minutes" things I always find the Y in like 2 seconds. I just look at it and immediately see the Y.  So I guess I'm a genius.  Feels good.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #878 on: April 16, 2018, 05:10:18 PM »
except that you’re using facebook and that automatically makes you not a genius


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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #879 on: April 17, 2018, 11:27:16 AM »
Except it doesn't.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #880 on: April 23, 2018, 03:46:49 PM »
Got separated from my group during an offshore dive (scuba), and had the presence of mind to find my way back to the boat, and then went on to find the group that left me behind.  Must have gotten good training during my open water certification.
Important note:  guy leading the dive was a dick, and should have waited for me but didn't.

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Re: brag about some stud thing thread
« Reply #881 on: April 23, 2018, 03:53:25 PM »
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