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Re: Dogs
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2011, 12:31:31 PM »
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2011, 12:43:24 PM »
dogs = scum


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Re: Dogs
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2011, 01:44:44 PM »
I have a rhodesian ridgeback. Get one of those.

So, we rescued a dog and were told he was a yellow lab / golden retriever mix (pretty much looks like a smallish lab). After looking up rhodesian ridgebacks, however, I think he might have some of that in him. Looks almost identical in the face. Hmmm.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2011, 02:29:27 PM »
Labs or bust.
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Labs are hands down my fav.  Another good choice for a medium/large dog would be a greyhound.  They don't shed and are very docile and loyal.  We had them when I was growing up and you couldn't ask for a better pet.  They can handle the heat and would be perfect to take on your runs.  Although they are built for speed, they are not necessarily a high energy dog (in other words, they are not spaz's).  If you're looking at doing the rescue thing, you could take one off of a track somewhere.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2011, 02:32:10 PM »
Greyhounds are cool but you can never, ever let them off their leash.   People have had greyhounds for yrs, let them off the leash, (just from the car to the house) and found the dog 25 miles away, dead in some forest.  Great for apartment dwellers though because they prefer small, enclosed places or laps, it makes them feel safe.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2011, 04:06:42 PM »
They are just weirdly shaped.

And all the ones I've ever known were really mean.
Mean and dumb.
I think that the turn this thread took was mean and dumb.


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Re: Dogs
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2011, 05:15:34 PM »
They are just weirdly shaped.

And all the ones I've ever known were really mean.
Mean and dumb.
I think that the turn this thread took was mean and dumb.

Did not mean to offend you. Wiener dogs are cool for some people. But I think they are mean/ugly. Doesn't mean all of them are, just like 90%. Sorry bro  :frown:

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Re: Dogs
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #58 on: September 19, 2011, 07:14:23 PM »
I like 'em when they're fatties, really highlights their short little legs.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #59 on: September 19, 2011, 07:17:51 PM »
They are just weirdly shaped.

And all the ones I've ever known were really mean.
Mean and dumb.
I think that the turn this thread took was mean and dumb.

Did not mean to offend you. Wiener dogs are cool for some people. But I think they are mean/ugly. Doesn't mean all of them are, just like 90%. Sorry bro  :frown:

After my weiner broke its back, I don't think I can get another one.  pretty tragic.  They are adorable assholes.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2011, 07:56:11 PM »
I have a weird hatred for small dogs though because Mrs FP's family had one when we were dating and they treated it like a human... dressed it up and all that crap.

I hated the thing, so now I just generally hate any dog that is small.

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« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2011, 08:10:36 PM »
I have a weird hatred for small dogs though because Mrs FP's family had one when we were dating and they treated it like a human... dressed it up and all that crap.

I hated the thing, so now I just generally hate any dog that is small.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2011, 08:16:15 PM »
This thread is rough ridin' worthless without pics.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2011, 12:23:37 PM »
Get a boxer.  Do not crop the ears.
Yeah, did not crop mine.

As far as weiner dogs go, I deal with 1 on a semi regular basis. Barks all the fuckin' time. Otherwise I like him. Unfortunately the barking is enough for me to hate him.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2011, 11:23:33 PM »
Greyhounds are cool but you can never, ever let them off their leash.

bullshit.  just about any dog that never gets let offleash will act like a respect when suddenly freed.  greyhounds have a v. strong chase instinct, but they can be off leash in all sorts of situs.
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« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2011, 11:55:39 PM »
That's just what I read on several rescue/rehab sites.  I don't think they meant that greyhounds will always take off if you take them off leash, more that there is always a chance one will take off and you're going to catch that dog.  Just check a few of the sites, they all stress this point pretty strongly.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2011, 12:35:29 PM »
I have a rhodesian ridgeback. Get one of those.

So, we rescued a dog and were told he was a yellow lab / golden retriever mix (pretty much looks like a smallish lab). After looking up rhodesian ridgebacks, however, I think he might have some of that in him. Looks almost identical in the face. Hmmm.

It's possible. Our dog is half ridgeback, half mutt. He has some basset hound, pit, and something else in him. His ridge is only present when he gets excited or on the hunt.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2011, 06:22:31 PM »
Prob said ten times but I don't want to read through stupid ideas. Get a lab, train it young, enjoy your new best pal.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2011, 10:09:40 PM »
got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

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« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2011, 10:46:44 PM »
got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #70 on: September 21, 2011, 10:50:43 PM »
Prob said ten times but I don't want to read through stupid ideas. Get a lab, train it young, enjoy your new best pal.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #71 on: September 21, 2011, 10:52:40 PM »


Great dogs, maybe more high energy than you want but probably not much different than a lab.  There are viszla rescue groups in about every state.  

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2011, 10:57:00 PM »
got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

fought the dog for a catfish

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #73 on: September 22, 2011, 09:31:12 PM »
got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

fought the dog for a catfish
Who got the fish?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #74 on: September 22, 2011, 11:30:16 PM »
got bit in the hamstring by a german shepard

wow, what did you do to it to make it bite you?

fought the dog for a catfish
Who got the fish?

dog. i legally could have shot it on the spot