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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6425 on: December 11, 2014, 07:11:47 PM »
Neither of us has ever cheated in our life times, but god dammit, she's really going out on a bang on this one.  :curse:

How do you know she's never cheated in her hole life?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6426 on: December 11, 2014, 07:13:25 PM »
But, really, how do you know?  Because she said that, and you trust her?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6427 on: December 11, 2014, 08:27:34 PM »
Every cheater had a first time they cheated. :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6428 on: December 11, 2014, 08:46:27 PM »
If she wanted th cheat she wouldn't tell you she was going to lunch with the guy(s) she is cheating with.

More likely is that she is not going to lunch with them at all. That's just a cover story and she is actually going to bang a 20 year old.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6429 on: December 11, 2014, 08:49:09 PM »
Chick like Wacky's girl that date dudes like Wacky don't strike me as the cheating type. Don't take that the wrong way either. It is a compliment to both of you (admittedly don't know Ms. Wacky much).

If she wanted to cheat on him my guess is she just break up.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6430 on: December 11, 2014, 08:50:51 PM »
i go to lunch with whom I want, when I want
and I don't ask for forgiveness from anyone, anywhere


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6431 on: December 11, 2014, 08:52:17 PM »
if anyone has anything to say about it, you can learn your role


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6432 on: December 11, 2014, 08:53:07 PM »
Clams is big into sexing oldies.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6433 on: December 11, 2014, 09:32:53 PM »
If she wanted th cheat she wouldn't tell you she was going to lunch with the guy(s) she is cheating with.

More likely is that she is not going to lunch with them at all. That's just a cover story and she is actually going to bang a 20 year old.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6434 on: December 11, 2014, 09:34:00 PM »
That's what I've been hinting at, lady Gooch
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6435 on: December 11, 2014, 10:40:49 PM »

Clams is big into sexing oldies.
sure I am. who isn't?  there's nothing wrong with fisting vintage snatch, that's my motto


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6436 on: December 11, 2014, 10:47:33 PM »
IN THE BOUDOIR, that's my motto
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6437 on: December 12, 2014, 08:58:39 AM »
But, really, how do you know?  Because she said that, and you trust her?
Yes to both. I think she loves me too much to do such a thing. She cares, maaaaannn...

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6438 on: December 12, 2014, 08:59:52 AM »
Chick like Wacky's girl that date dudes like Wacky don't strike me as the cheating type. Don't take that the wrong way either. It is a compliment to both of you (admittedly don't know Ms. Wacky much).

If she wanted to cheat on him my guess is she just break up.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6439 on: December 12, 2014, 09:41:30 AM »
But, really, how do you know?  Because she said that, and you trust her?
Yes to both. I think she loves me too much to do such a thing. She cares, maaaaannn...

Ok good, if you trust her then this shouldn't be an issue.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6440 on: December 15, 2014, 08:47:23 PM »
May have my own Tinder girl brewing. I'm giddy and haven't been for a while.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6441 on: December 19, 2014, 04:55:18 PM »
May have my own Tinder girl brewing. I'm giddy and haven't been for a while.

good for you  :thumbsup:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6442 on: December 19, 2014, 04:56:51 PM »
what is everyone getting their significant others for christmas?

i got tickets to go see the kansas city ballet's nutcracker at the kauffman center with tinder girl. :gocho:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6443 on: December 19, 2014, 05:06:40 PM »
an iMac, straight from the heart :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6444 on: December 19, 2014, 05:07:24 PM »
an iMac, straight from the heart :D

something you both can enjoy!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6445 on: December 19, 2014, 05:08:20 PM »
those new retina imacs are awesome

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6446 on: December 19, 2014, 05:08:29 PM »
imacs still exist?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6447 on: December 19, 2014, 05:08:39 PM »
if nothing else it means i get my own laptop back :eye:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6448 on: December 19, 2014, 05:09:59 PM »
can't wait til blast marries this girl and invites us all and then i'm like oh, so you're the girl he met on tinder, huh? well i'm rick daris from goEMAW.com. nice to meet you. say, is the wedding cake chocolate or vanilla? i hate one but won't tell you which.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6449 on: December 19, 2014, 05:11:08 PM »


What color  :excited:
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