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Easter Candy
« on: April 07, 2016, 08:50:34 AM »
Nicname Jr has tons of it. I can't stop eating it. It makes my tummy ache.

There is like 3 pounds of this stuff in multiple ziploc storage bags. Pretty sure I ate at least 200 starburst jelly beans last night.



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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2016, 09:10:05 AM »
I don't have kids at my house but I bought a ton of Easter candy. Big platter full on the coffee table. I assume it will be gone soon.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2016, 09:14:22 AM »
My girlfriend's roommate had a bag of starburst jelly beans she didn't want. I plowed through those bad boys over the course of a week. 6/7 candy

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2016, 09:18:29 AM »
My girlfriend's roommate had a bag of starburst jelly beans she didn't want. I plowed through those bad boys over the course of a week. 6/7 candy
Peanut butter cup eggs and malted milk robins eggs...my all-time favorites.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2016, 09:25:46 AM »
Starburst makes a pretty solid jelly bean

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2016, 09:54:57 AM »
On sale now! You can get deals like 75% off! I don't take advantage, though, because I could very easily put on like ten pounds.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2016, 10:03:11 AM »
I guess gaining 10 pounds would require eating approximately 176 Reese's eggs. There's no way I'm going to eat 176 Reese's eggs because there's no way I would purchase 176 Reese's eggs. So, maybe I should go ahead and take advantage.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2016, 10:37:16 AM »
Jelly beans  :Yuck:
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2016, 11:17:59 AM »
Jelly beans  :Yuck:

I'm fine.  :dunno: Lib^7 has a long history of hating things that everyone else loves. It's his version of trolling. You do it better, M^2. :cheers:

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2016, 12:35:00 PM »
lib is very selective about what he eats

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2016, 12:36:36 PM »
So then he doesn't love pretty much everything then, M^2? :dunno: So weird and random.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2016, 12:38:17 PM »
correct

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2016, 12:42:07 PM »
So weird, creepy, and random WackyCat08 #blessed
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Re: Easter Candy
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2016, 03:58:56 PM »
My Mom got me a chocolate Stormtrooper   :D

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2016, 05:19:57 PM »
My girlfriend's roommate had a bag of starburst jelly beans she didn't want. I plowed through those bad boys over the course of a week. 6/7 candy
Peanut butter cup eggs and malted milk robins eggs...my all-time favorites.

We've got a big bowl full of those too! FML
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2016, 05:21:35 PM »
I mean, just because Lib^7 only likes the blandest of the bland foods doesn't really make him a contrarian, Wacky. He's just a really picky (he's probably losing out here) eater.
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2016, 06:25:22 PM »
i don't associate candy with easter.
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2016, 06:31:57 PM »
I hate candy
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2016, 06:50:43 PM »
I mean, just because Lib^7 only likes the blandest of the bland foods doesn't really make him a contrarian, Wacky. He's just a really picky (he's probably losing out here) eater.

to be fair, i don't think i've ever had starburst brand jelly beans and i'm willing to assume they are better than other jelly beans
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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2016, 12:52:42 AM »
you might like them, lib

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2016, 01:04:36 AM »
I mean, just because Lib^7 only likes the blandest of the bland foods doesn't really make him a contrarian, Wacky. He's just a really picky (he's probably losing out here) eater.

to be fair, i don't think i've ever had starburst brand jelly beans and i'm willing to assume they are better than other jelly beans

They definitely don't taste like regular jelly beans or shitty jelly bellies for that matter. They don't taste like starburst either, they are just a fruity sugary small jelly bean, very delicious.

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Re: Easter Candy
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2016, 10:30:55 AM »
you might like them, lib

That's true, I might
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