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When Was the Last Time You...
« on: August 28, 2014, 03:14:55 PM »
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.


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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 03:20:27 PM »
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.
Well that really hurts. I mean, like real bad.

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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 03:21:42 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 03:22:26 PM »
I think I am probably glad that I can't see that picture.

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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 03:23:12 PM »
I think I am probably glad that I can't see that picture.


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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2014, 03:25:48 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2014, 03:27:07 PM »
try urban style and see if it computes. beep boop boop beep boop.

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2014, 03:30:43 PM »
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.

I would think about killing myself. Just for a little bit.

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2014, 04:05:02 PM »
We are all touching each other's poop like all day everyday. Semen too
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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2014, 04:11:06 PM »
Just remembered why I never venture into the pit :eek:

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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2014, 04:30:59 PM »
Seven, would you rather eat chicken meat of the bone (wing, two boner) or get a chocolate chip dobber of a coworker's feces on your finger?

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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2014, 04:36:59 PM »
Oh my.... One bone is a no brainer (for chicken), but the two boner throws a pretty interesting choice into the mix... Probably still pick the chicken, but two Bones really creep me out
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2014, 04:38:27 PM »
Seven, would you rather eat chicken meat of the bone (wing, two boner) or get a chocolate chip dobber of a coworker's feces on your finger?

you know he'd go in for the meat of the bone.

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2014, 07:36:50 PM »
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.

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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2014, 07:50:46 PM »
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.

I meant dobber as in the marker used to mark a bingo sheet. Some folks call it a dibber, but they're fools.

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2014, 07:51:36 PM »
...touched another person's feces?  Babies don't count, so parents - don't even start...

I'll go first - Today. 

Shared bathroom for the floor.  Finished my business, reached for the roll and my finger found the tidiest little dobber of human crap.  Just a little chocolate chip of fecal matter. 

Now you go.

I would think about killing myself. Just for a little bit.

I did what any man would do in such a situ. I smelled my finger.

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2014, 08:08:27 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2014, 08:09:12 PM »
You're being very mean to dobber in this thread.

I meant dobber as in the marker used to mark a bingo sheet. Some folks call it a dibber, but they're fools.
I think of mud dobbers. Wasps.

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2014, 08:14:18 PM »

I think of mud dobbers. Wasps.

he does have a very wasp-y finger

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2014, 09:01:18 PM »
Dobber
'Dobber' is the name of the horse who played "Bad Horse" in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Dobber, a marker for marking cards at a bingo hall also known as a dibber. Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.

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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2014, 09:44:27 PM »

Dobber
'Dobber' is the name of the horse who played "Bad Horse" in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Dobber, a marker for marking cards at a bingo hall also known as a dibber. Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.
The Sing-Along Blog thing sounds dreamy! :love:

The human crap thing sounds awful.


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« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2014, 11:49:44 PM »
Dobber, Used in Scotland as a slang word referring to the male genitalia.
I wonder if this is related to the saying "his dobber is down" used to describe someone that is not in a positive state of mind

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Re: When Was the Last Time You...
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2014, 12:31:31 AM »
Sprac:  What in the world motivated you to start this thread?

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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2014, 01:11:08 AM »
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