Who wants to hear a story about how lil smart ass ben ji got "hit" by a coach?!?
Our wrestling coach in high school was a wiry little man of about 5'4, kinda weird looking but eventually he found someone to marry him earlier that year. We were on the way back from state my senior year in one of those big ole conversion vans, he was in the front passenger seat and I was in the second row of seats.
He starts telling a story about this time his dog got sprayed by a skunk and all the steps he had to take to get rid of the smell, I quipped up "Jeez coach, I didn't realize your wife was that much of a hassle".
The coach whipped around and came right over the first row of seats to grab my shirt with a fist, point a finger at me and say "Don't you ever talk about my wife like that".
By the time school started again next week there were all sorts of rumors that he had punched/choked me etc. I end up getting called into the principles office and have to explain what happened. I liked the guy but knew he could get into some trouble for what he did so I told the principle that I was at fault for making the comment and left out the part about him grabbing my shirt, basically just said he climbed over the row of seating and pointed a finger at me while telling me not to speak of his wife like that.
Nothing came of it after that but if I didn't like the guy I could of easily embellished the truth a bit and got him fired.
