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Welp Venzy . . .
« on: September 22, 2012, 10:52:05 PM »
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 10:53:24 PM »
I thought for sure wetzels inspirational story about dabo and taking his mother to college with him would propel them to victory.
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 10:54:11 PM »
Missed that.   

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2012, 11:35:37 PM »
I thought for sure wetzels inspirational story about dabo and taking his mother to college with him would propel them to victory.

Outdone by Rinaldi's story about Jimbo's 5-year-old son & his rare disease that will probably kill him before he is 30.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2017, 12:45:38 PM »
Do we currently have anybody on the squad that would be willing to play this role in Venzy's defense?



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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2017, 12:52:57 PM »
Wtf dude got accosted
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2017, 01:38:23 PM »
Wtf dude got accosted

Accosted? That's pretty much sexual assault.

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2017, 01:50:16 PM »
He was going for the ball.

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2017, 02:01:07 PM »
That is completely insane. Also insane is that Venzy's defense shut out Ohio rough ridin' State. I want him.
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2017, 02:03:14 PM »
Do we currently have anybody on the squad that would be willing to play this role in Venzy's defense?



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We just had a guy tea bag a stupid aTm guy. So yes.

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2017, 02:36:34 PM »



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Maybe he is a pre-med student and asked him to cough.  :dunno:

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2017, 02:39:29 PM »
That guy had a sappy tom rinaldi piece before the game

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2017, 02:54:01 PM »
That guy had a sappy tom rinaldi piece before the game

God I hate Rinaldi.  Guy takes stories that are solid 7s, over produces them trying to make them 10s, and makes them unwatchable.  The guy could be given a story about someone spraining an ankle tripping over a curb and he'd try to make it sound like the guy lost a limb storming Normandy.

He's the reason I stopped watching Gameday.  I stopped actively watching it, but I'd usually have it on in the background.  Then the brought on Rinaldi and I'd change the channel when he started talking and never flipped back.  After a few times I just stopped turning it on at all.
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2017, 03:04:45 PM »
I think I've seen that video before.  Maybe even on this very blogsite.
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2017, 04:25:30 PM »
He was going for the ball.

That kid might have two...
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2017, 04:41:55 PM »
Do we currently have anybody on the squad that would be willing to play this role in Venzy's defense?



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We just had a guy tea bag a stupid aTm guy. So yes.
Cheeky n fun vs cruel and tragic
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2017, 05:13:40 PM »
Do we currently have anybody on the squad that would be willing to play this role in Venzy's defense?



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We just had a guy tea bag a stupid aTm guy. So yes.
Cheeky n fun vs cruel and tragic
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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2017, 05:34:35 PM »
so curtis samuel claims he didn't "feel it" but his left leg says otherwise.

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2017, 05:41:21 PM »
Well defensive players are taught to step up and fill the holes. :dunno:

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2017, 06:42:41 PM »
Deflategate

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2017, 07:27:01 PM »
I can't stop thinking about him.


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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2017, 10:38:43 AM »
Man. Brent's good but that crotch grab. Oy.

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Re: Welp Venzy . . .
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2017, 11:37:28 AM »
Do we think there is a still a chance Snyder retires this year, or would he have done it already?