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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #625 on: November 18, 2014, 10:33:29 AM »
Mrs. Bf volunteered to work the thanksgiving schedule at Parsons.  Looks like we'll be counting the police cars as they barrel past our loft on turkey day.  I wonder if we'll beat the record.  I'm betting on some trash Chiefs fan murdering his brother over the outcome of some football game.

I'm betting that nothing at all like that happens and she gets bored out of her mind.

No, every weekend that I have been there at least once a night a group of cop cars speed by the apartment lights flashing and sirens blaring.  Longer weekend means more time for trash Chiefs fan to get angry about crap life they have and take it out on someone else.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #626 on: November 18, 2014, 10:37:29 AM »
Or nothing could happen and we have a pleasant thanksgiving weekend in Parsons Kansas.   :lol:

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #627 on: November 18, 2014, 10:59:37 AM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

as a member of the 67502 I have never felt unsafe in Hutch.  Unless I went to the 67501....  chills.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #628 on: November 18, 2014, 11:05:55 AM »
The Chiefs don't even have a football game on Thanksgiving. Any injuries that need treated are going to come from Wal Mart that night.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #629 on: November 24, 2014, 05:33:45 PM »
can a town with such an elite shirt really be the worst in all of ks?


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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #630 on: November 24, 2014, 05:34:44 PM »
have you ever been there?  :Yuck:

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #631 on: November 24, 2014, 05:38:00 PM »
have you ever been there?  :Yuck:

as previously stated.. was there for two years pre-flood, and questionably pre-maggots-in-taco-tico-food.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #632 on: November 24, 2014, 06:18:09 PM »
I don't even know what part of the state cville is in (cept I know NOT ne)
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #633 on: November 24, 2014, 07:08:37 PM »

Anyone been to the Antique shop in Cuba, KS? I have only seen the roadside sign, but I imagine its fantastic.

I haven't been to the antique store in Cuba, but a variety of smoked meats and cheeses from http://cubacashstore.com/phone/index.html always seem to show up at catfanspeaksfamily events and they are fantastic.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #634 on: November 24, 2014, 07:28:29 PM »
Not sure if already nominated, but in case not, I'll vote for Syracuse, Kansas.

This place is hell on rough ridin' earth.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #635 on: November 25, 2014, 02:51:31 AM »
Not sure if already nominated, but in case not, I'll vote for Syracuse, Kansas.

This place is hell on rough ridin' earth.

It has multiple decent gas stations, which is all I require on a drive out west.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #636 on: November 25, 2014, 12:25:42 PM »

can a town with such an elite shirt really be the worst in all of ks?



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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #637 on: November 25, 2014, 12:29:19 PM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

I think you could say generally safe from 4th street north.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #638 on: November 25, 2014, 12:31:59 PM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

I think you could say generally safe from 4th street north.
It's Hutchinson for god's sake, you're basically safe everywhere.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #639 on: November 25, 2014, 12:36:50 PM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

I think you could say generally safe from 4th street north.
It's Hutchinson for god's sake, you're basically safe everywhere.

You're not from the streets like yardie and me. 

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #640 on: November 25, 2014, 12:59:59 PM »
can a town with such an elite shirt really be the worst in all of ks?



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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #641 on: November 25, 2014, 04:29:04 PM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

I think you could say generally safe from 4th street north.
It's Hutchinson for god's sake, you're basically safe everywhere.

You're not from the streets like yardie and me.

Yeah. . Bigger street is especially dangerous. And don't get me started on South Hutch or Carey Park.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #642 on: November 26, 2014, 01:17:17 PM »
I know I get attacked from all sides when I bring up Lucas in this thread, but after this:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/kansas/article4122398.html

I must officially withdraw my nomination.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #643 on: November 27, 2014, 02:08:13 PM »
Pretty quiet in Parsons so far.  We'll see how it goes this afternoon.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #644 on: November 29, 2014, 07:39:31 AM »

I know I get attacked from all sides when I bring up Lucas in this thread, but after this:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/kansas/article4122398.html

I must officially withdraw my nomination.

I don't know. There's some strong arguments in there:

"The Lucas facility got its start in 2008 when the town’s approximately 400 residents banded together because there was a need for a public restroom. It took them four years to raise money and design the rewstroom."
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #645 on: November 29, 2014, 04:37:52 PM »
Can confirm Hutch is very segregated, but generally safe if you live north of 17th Street.

I think you could say generally safe from 4th street north.
It's Hutchinson for god's sake, you're basically safe everywhere.

You're not from the streets like yardie and me.

Yeah. . Bigger street is especially dangerous. And don't get me started on South Hutch or Carey Park.
Now you are talking the ghetto!

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #646 on: November 30, 2014, 11:25:23 AM »
With amazon leaving coffeyville, it really has to make it the worst.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #647 on: November 30, 2014, 03:52:45 PM »
Not sure if already nominated, but in case not, I'll vote for Syracuse, Kansas.

This place is hell on rough ridin' earth.
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #648 on: December 01, 2014, 11:59:10 AM »
Syracuse is exactly what you would expect from a town that size. There are far worse towns in Kansas.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #649 on: December 19, 2014, 10:03:47 PM »
I'm in Parsons again.  The sports apparel store across the street (Jocks Nitch) has a loud speaker playing 80's hits all day and night.  Dozed off lastnight to Eddie Money 2 Tickets to Paradise.