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omfg, it's true.
« on: April 27, 2010, 05:21:38 PM »


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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2010, 05:27:16 PM »
Man, that presser will be fantastic.

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2010, 05:41:10 PM »
it's not exactly a slth.  it's not not a slth in an hilariously iowan manner, but it's not a slth.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2010, 05:56:56 PM »
Wow.  Why? 
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 06:01:12 PM »
right up there with "george brett/frank white should coach the royals"

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2010, 06:17:07 PM »
incredible :surprised:

sys, this will be far more entertaining than mcneck. far more.

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 06:20:02 PM »
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Sources have told FOXSports.com that Fred Hoiberg will retain asst. T.J. Otzelberger.

smart.  maybe a condition of the hire.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 06:20:34 PM »
The Mayor is coming home!!!
 :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 06:21:42 PM »
The Mayor Is Back In Town  -

Hoiberg returns to lay down the law in Big 12 country


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2010, 06:23:36 PM »
where the shazbot! did he come from?

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2010, 06:25:03 PM »
Hoiberg = Shitberg?
Cyclone fans express disappointment in new B Ball hire.


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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 06:26:50 PM »
Not A Coach
Cyclones hire guy who isn't coach.


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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2010, 06:27:52 PM »
No coaching experience. What the shazbot!? Somewhere in a random bar Gillispie is LHAO.

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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 06:48:54 PM »
What would be the K-State equivalent of this? Michael Bishop being hired as OB's OC?

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2010, 06:51:48 PM »
No coaching experience. What the shazbot!? Somewhere in a random bar Gillispie is LHAO.

more like CHAO(CRYING)

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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2010, 06:59:02 PM »
What would be the K-State equivalent of this? Michael Bishop being hired as OB's OC?

But that could actually work with Snyder calling his own play(s) anyway.  This is a BigXII head coaching job.   :eek:
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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2010, 07:07:07 PM »

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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2010, 07:07:35 PM »
I'm going to assume this is a practical joke. 

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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2010, 07:12:28 PM »
What would be the K-State equivalent of this? Michael Bishop being hired as OB's OC?

I LOVE these types of hires!  :pbj:

Well, until the actual season starts and the sappy feel-good hire goes 5-22 in his 1st year :facepalm:

But until then  :pbj:

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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2010, 07:16:12 PM »
Yeah, J-Mart nails it.  Has he ever coached basketball in his life or does that matter?

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2010, 07:18:56 PM »
Oh, also Congrats sys.  Crisis averted!

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2010, 07:21:03 PM »
Hoiberg = Shitberg?
Cyclone fans express disappointment in new B Ball hire.





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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2010, 07:22:19 PM »
Yeah, J-Mart nails it.  Has he ever coached basketball in his life or does that matter?

Was an assistant for the Timberwolves for like six months, then went into the front office.  I think he was "assitant vice president of basketball operations" or some fake title like that.  Hoiberg is a hometown kid...the real equilvant would be Jordy playing for the Packers for 10 years as a role player, taking an office job with the Chiefs for a  year and then becoming our head coach when we are at the bottom of the league.

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Re: omfg, it's true.
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2010, 07:32:16 PM »
WAKE UP!!! IT'S TIME FOR HOIBALL!!!


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Re: Fred Hoiberg is New Head Coach at Iowa State
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2010, 07:32:40 PM »
Yeah, J-Mart nails it.  Has he ever coached basketball in his life or does that matter?

it really doesn't.  if he can get players and get them to play hard, they'll be fine.


past examples indicate that's it's not easy for guys without college experience to get players, but keeping the neck's best asst. was a good start.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."