Proposed new chant after a BB win

[Headinjun]

All fans stay in their seats and chant repeatedly: "Go to your room, Jayhawks. Go to your room" as the opposing players and coaches shake hands postgame and the losers head dejectedly toward the locker room.

Change the team name and the chant works for every win against every team.
Such a chant precludes rushing the floor, endangering anyone, and is not an embarrassment to our team and university. Hell, it might even become a new KSU tradition.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2671&t=13686187

[ednksu]

agreed.  I also think its time to adopt the chant from Legendary Head Coach Knight.  Good Job, Thank you.

[8manpick]

I like "Chick-ken-wing" "Chick-ken-wing" "Chick-ken-wing"

[HerrSonntag]

Both of these posts are GREAT!! LOLOLOL
EMAW!!

[nicname]

I can picture it now. Thousands of chicken wings raining down onto the court when KU visits next season.

[meow meow]

blue chicken wingz rising

[pissclams]

I can picture it now. Thousands of chicken wings raining down onto the court when KU visits next season.

one bone or two bone?

[nicname]

I can picture it now. Thousands of chicken wings raining down onto the court when KU visits next season.

one bone or two bone?

good question. depends on what you favor, I guess. my advice, go with one bone for distance, but two bone for hilarious awkward flopping while in flight.

never go no bone

[pissclams]

student side are the one bone side
chairbacks are the two bone side
tarp end could throw cups of blue cheese dressing
sec 13/14 could throw cups of ranch
floor seats throw carrots and celery

[nicname]

student side are the one bone side
chairbacks are the two bone side
tarp end could throw cups of blue cheese dressing
sec 13/14 could throw cups of ranch
floor seats throw carrots and celery

Who's going to be slinging the Buffalo sauce? Perhaps wings should come pre-soaked.

[8manpick]

If there aren't a million chicken wing promotions going on in Bramlege next year, I'll be disappointed

[pissclams]

student side are the one bone side
chairbacks are the two bone side
tarp end could throw cups of blue cheese dressing
sec 13/14 could throw cups of ranch
floor seats throw carrots and celery

Who's going to be slinging the Buffalo sauce? Perhaps wings should come pre-soaked.

i'd hope that they come presoaked.
are we throwing uncooked wings?  it seems obvious that the wing is already prepared, otherwise we need a section to throw hot cooking grease and another section to throw fryers. 

[DQ12]

The wings should definitely be pre cooked/soaked.

Students should throw the two-boners.  Alumni the one boners.  Side opposite the tarp should throw boneless.  Tarp side chucks blue cheese.  And yeah floor seats throw the ranch/celery. 

That'd ruffle so many squawk feathers.  Priceless! 

[nicname]

student side are the one bone side
chairbacks are the two bone side
tarp end could throw cups of blue cheese dressing
sec 13/14 could throw cups of ranch
floor seats throw carrots and celery

Who's going to be slinging the Buffalo sauce? Perhaps wings should come pre-soaked.

i'd hope that they come presoaked.
are we throwing uncooked wings?  it seems obvious that the wing is already prepared, otherwise we need a section to throw hot cooking grease and another section to throw fryers.

chicken wing cooking contest at halftime, or on the concourse before the game!

 

Instead of the little cat slam jam, maybe we could have random students dressed like Bill Self try to toss raw chicken wings into a various deep fryers like they used to do with those ping-pong balls on the bozo show. First place gets a prize!

[nicname]

Guys, get this. A giant slip-n-slide race (covered in wing sauce) across the court for a cash prize and gift certificates to BWW's. Contestants must be dressed as giant chicken wings. elimination-style tournament. don't forget your goggles!

[DQ12]

Starting with about a minute and a half left in the game:

Hey hey ho ho
The WildCats just won the dang thing
Hey hey ha ha
Your team just got chicken wing'd!

Chairbacks: WILD
Students: CATS
Chairbacks: CHICKEN
Students: WING'D!

Hey hey ho ho
The WildCats just won the dang thing
Hey hey ha ha
Your team just got chicken wing'd!

Everyone: WOOOO!

[Canary]

No more free bacon or pizza; only chicken wings are allowed to be given out to students when they arrive at games.

[Trim]

You're not supposed to include the link.

[EMAWzified]

There's also a 2-page thread with major concern about students swearing.

[deputy dawg]

Have this individual chicken wing Big Jay and/or Baby Jay:

[Katpappy]

student side are the one bone side
chairbacks are the two bone side
tarp end could throw cups of blue cheese dressing
sec 13/14 could throw cups of ranch
floor seats throw carrots and celery

pissclams, you're turning this event into the buffet of f-OOD. 

[Headinjun]

You're not supposed to include the link.

Why did I know YOU would point that out?   Its my first foray.. Next time I might just have you do it.

[Benja]

A lot of people use lots of exclamation points in their posts on that board.