Author Topic: Favorite Arkansas Jokes (Read 15862 times)

meow meow · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:41:45 PM »

Q: What an Arkansas fan's favorite type of pizza?

A: Copenhagen and Bacon, hold the bacon, extra cheese please

manpow5 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:52:04 PM »

This, but for Arkansas.

Benja · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on December 10, 2015, 03:12:26 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Arkansas fan.

Oh hello, what do you want? I don't know you personally so it's strange you knocked on my door.

I just wanted to say hello and that I am looking forward to our bowl game.

Well thank you that is very polite and I wish you the best of luck.

Can I have some toothpaste to help my horrible breath? I noticed you backing away as I was speaking.

Sure thing, I know I have a spare travel-sized tube somewhere. I will be right back.

Gee thanks, I will wait here and get some sun.

I'm back! Here is the toothpaste and I also had a spare toothbrush and deodorant as well!

That is awful nice of you. Thank you very much. Goodbye!

Goodbye!

Burn.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:54:33 PM »

Q. What do people from Arkansas call a collection of songs they sing while hiking to work because they're too poor to afford a car?
A. Trail mix

Winters · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:00:22 PM »

Question: Why do Arkansas Razorback fans smell so bad?

Answer: So blind people can hate them too.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2015, 05:06:51 PM »

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arkansas fan

Hey you stupid smelly idiot get away from my house since I do not have any meth and my house's electricity and running water are not a source of wonder and entertainment for you.

The Big Train · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:18:21 PM »

Q: Why did the Arkansas fan eat trash?

A: because you are what you eat

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:32:12 PM »

I have to admit. You guys are creative.

And bored. Very, very bored.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:35:46 PM »

Quote from: We Are Better Than You on December 10, 2015, 06:32:12 PM

I have to admit. You guys are creative.

And bored. Very, very bored.

Anarkansaslosersayswhat

We Are Better Than You · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2015, 06:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on December 10, 2015, 06:35:46 PM

Quote from: We Are Better Than You on December 10, 2015, 06:32:12 PM
I have to admit. You guys are creative.

And bored. Very, very bored.

Anarkansaslosersayswhat

What?!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2015, 09:11:52 PM »

Why did the Arkansas fan have a fat mom that gets made fun of? Because the outside of their hoops arena reminds me of Al Borland from the tool time show

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #36 on:** December 11, 2015, 09:16:37 AM »

Arkansas fan are so trashy, they make Jesco White look like Elizabeth II.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #37 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:18:46 AM »

Trucker 1: Hey other trucker guy whatcha haulin'
Trucker 2: the old lights from Manhattan High's Bishop Stadium, goin' down to fayetteville to add them onto their stadium because their 2001 expansion plans apparently called for Bishop Stadium's old lights

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #38 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:20:42 AM »

q: what do you call it when the arky athletic director dusts off the old projector and shoots it onto this thing in the foreground for fans to watch instant replay

a: ice family video board

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:23:47 AM »

3 Doors Down guy: So where are we putting the stage in this stadium for our sold out show tonight when we play for all these mouth-breathers
Donald W. Reynolds: obviously it goes on the one side of the stadium without any permanent seating because we are super small-time

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2015, 10:30:10 AM »

q: what do arkansas basketball fans have stuck in their teeth at games?
a: the rafters of their stadium because they built the roof of the arena oddly low so if you are in the top 5 or so rows, you have rafters in your face

EMAWzified · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2015, 11:11:01 AM »

Actual early 1970s Arkansas rock trash Jim Dandy and fellow member of Black Oak Arkansas still performing into their 60s, dressed in rock-and-roll drag and generally being a gross joke.

massofcatfan · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:19:19 PM »

How do you pronounce "kansas" ?

renocat · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:38:19 PM »

A razorback must of invented the toothbrush. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:49:55 PM »

q: what is the weirdest thing in the world?
a: that arkansas has a chain link fence at the top row of part of their basketball arena

Kat Kid · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:52:33 PM »

The Duggar family is from there.

meow meow · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on December 11, 2015, 01:52:33 PM

The Duggar family is from there.

Think this belongs is the Facts thread.

bshea85 · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2015, 02:27:52 PM »

Q: What do Arkansans do on Halloween?

A: Pump kin!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/arkansasjokes.html

The Big Train · « **Reply #48 on:** December 11, 2015, 09:23:36 PM »

Q: How slow is the internet in Arkansas?

A: Slow enough that your request times out and you think you have to submit the form again

EMAWzified · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2015, 12:35:33 AM »

Who envies how busy the Maytag repairman is in all Arkansas towns?
The dentist.

Author Topic: Favorite Arkansas Jokes (Read 15862 times)

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