Statue question

[TheTastyGreek]

So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

[Dugout DickStone]

Lol at this dork

[MakeItRain]

So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

  welcome back

All of our talk about 2010 must have awaken TTG

[TheTastyGreek]

So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

  welcome back

All of our talk about 2010 must have awaken TTG

Love you guys. Once they flashed the next round matchup for UMBC, I knew I had to come visit.

Honestly didn't realize until today that Lawnmower Man was still your head coach. That's a real bitch of a situation... Golden road to the Sweet 16 and beyond, but all it does is buy him an extension. Lucky for me, North Texas disbanded the basketball program 6 years ago, so I never have to worry about this sort of Sophie's Choice.

It's like making a deal with Satan to marry a supermodel, and then once the ink is dry he hands you a Lane Bryant catalog.

Thoughts and prayers, gang. Thoughts and prayers.

[MakeItRain]

Ain't no Sophie's Choice. We're headed to the Sweet 16 and we're returning every single player. The ones he's running off have top 150 recruits apparently wanting to take their place. We're in on several top 150's for 2019. Weird oscar has built the program, this is exactly what any non blue blood program should want.

[hatingfrancisco]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

[The Big Train]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?

[kso_FAN]

Which statue will be bigger, oscar outside the OOD or Ned Yost at the K?

[Dugout DickStone]

 A JOHN Currie staute would be great

[hatingfrancisco]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?

For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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[The Big Train]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?

For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.

[wetwillie]

Knock down Ernie and put Gene Keady in there

[hatingfrancisco]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?

For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.

If we don't change the direction we're going,
we're likely to end up where we're headed.

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[The Big Train]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

Why?  Has any school ever done this?

For saving Kstate basketball from itself.

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Saving itself from a coach who took it to an elite 8?  Seems weird.

If we don't change the direction we're going,
we're likely to end up where we're headed.

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If you’re going to troll you should have a better argument lined up beforehand.

[hatingfrancisco]

I mean I get it.  It would never happen.  That doesn't mean it shouldn't though.

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[manpow5]

Wherever the oscar statue goes there needs to be a John Currie one as well.

We'll get urinal cakes of his likeness and put them throughout Bramlage and The Bill.

[Katpappy]

So, first time checking in here in a while... When you guys beat UMBC and then Buffalo, and Weber takes you the first Elite Eight in almost a decade, he's obviously getting a statue. This is inevitable and unavoidable.

My question is: When they make a 12 foot bronze Weber and put him out in front of Bramlage for the rest of time... What brand of lawnmower will he be pushing?

Follow-up question: Bronze is currently trading at $1.85 per pound. Will you need to crowdfund the materials for the lawnmower? And, if so, how can I chip in?

[pissclams]

i would hope we remodel the legends room into a non descript dallas hotel room

[sonofdaxjones]

i would hope we remodel the legends room into a non descript dallas hotel room

Drury Inn

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[TheTastyGreek]

Well, well, well... Now, all you have to do is beat America's Post-UMBC Sweetheart, Loyola, and you're in the Final Four. For the first time in so long, Herbert Hoover was alive to see the last one.

Lifetime contract? Question, no inside info.

Also, if you guys DO knock off Loyola to go with your UMBC scalp... What's next? What else can you destroy that everyone else in the world loves? Can you schedule an exhibition against a basket full of puppies and just drown them all at half court? Beat up Santa Claus? Release a surveillance video showing oscar Weber unplugged Stephen Hawking last week?

You're all monsters, is what I'm saying. Other than beating Kentucky, every good thing that's happening or will happen for you this tournament is a crime against the rest of humanity.

I'm still rooting for you all, and I hope that oscar Weber teabags that Loyola nun on camera before he cuts down the net.

But you should all feel terrible about the good things happening for you.

Shame.

[dal9]

^fetch me a gyro?

[waks]

Well, well, well... Now, all you have to do is beat America's Post-UMBC Sweetheart, Loyola, and you're in the Final Four. For the first time in so long, Herbert Hoover was alive to see the last one.

Lifetime contract? Question, no inside info.

Also, if you guys DO knock off Loyola to go with your UMBC scalp... What's next? What else can you destroy that everyone else in the world loves? Can you schedule an exhibition against a basket full of puppies and just drown them all at half court? Beat up Santa Claus? Release a surveillance video showing oscar Weber unplugged Stephen Hawking last week?

You're all monsters, is what I'm saying. Other than beating Kentucky, every good thing that's happening or will happen for you this tournament is a crime against the rest of humanity.

I'm still rooting for you all, and I hope that oscar Weber teabags that Loyola nun on camera before he cuts down the net.

But you should all feel terrible about the good things happening for you.

Shame.

I don't. But I sure love your stuff.

[J]

Oh. My. God. Yeeeeeees

I want this tasty twisty tristy trisquit of a man to dip his wonderful freshly shaven balls into a jar of that whipped marshmallow goodness like he always does and just jam them into my willing mouth like the bad girl that I am.

[The Big Train]

[cfbandyman]

I legit lol'd in the airport reading that post. So great