goemaw.com
TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball => Topic started by: renocat on March 22, 2017, 06:38:34 AM
-
Say 2 cuss words per game. Wear spandex pants at games. Shock him when he goes out of the coaching box. Make him sing the national anthem. Say every loss is my fault cause I can't coach players to do what DaddyOscar wants.
-
Require him to state at the start of the season it will be a year of no excuses save that he can no longer relate to teenage and early 20 year olds. Require him to testify in the Kansas Legislature in favor or weed legalization. One trip to Call Hall per semester. Have security taser him if he fails to shake the hand of the opposing coach after a game, win or lose.
-
Require falsetto voice only when being interviewed for radio or television.
Require interviews to feature a cartoony hand puppet (operated by BW for which he may use his usual voice) referred to solely as 'the MVP'.
-
Every time he crosses his arms and runs up and down the coaches box, force him to squat and kick like a Russian Cossack dancer.
-
Boo more/harder, and in places outside of the fOOD.
-
Every time he stands on the sideline with his mouth wide open looking like a doofus, he must stick his tongue out and move it around like the guitarist from KISS.....
-
Must coach in half squat stance and not move anything except his head the entire game.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
-
I enjoy the shock collar idea. Every time he is too far out on the court, has a dumb look on his face, or tries to micromanage his players while they are actively playing on the court results in a mild shock.
-
I enjoy the shock collar idea. Every time he is too far out on the court, has a dumb look on his face, or tries to micromanage his players while they are actively playing on the court results in a mild shock.
He'd be unconscious before the 1st media timeout
-
I enjoy the shock collar idea. Every time he is too far out on the court, has a dumb look on his face, or tries to micromanage his players while they are actively playing on the court results in a mild shock.
He'd be unconscious before the 1st media timeout
He'd be unconscious before the 1st media timeout. . .of game one . . . then over the course of the season he would learn his lesson. Heck, if it is a successful experiment we could market the technology to other schools.
-
1. take away the pay hard chart
2. cut off the chicken nuggets supply
-
Sharing a name with a sexual harass'r :surprised:
https://twitter.com/usweekly/status/936697667144552449