Author Topic: Craigslist Gems (Read 8268 times)

asava · « **on:** July 29, 2010, 10:32:47 AM »

Living in Oklahoma, I always find incredible Craigslist Ad's. Today I found this.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/bar/1868967697.html

If you want 300 lbs of pork and you know what the eff is up about Patriotism and being a Patriot then this ad is for you.

Post most excellent ad's from your neck of the woods.

ben ji · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:36:56 AM »

You searching craigslist for porkers again?

I thought you had moved past that stage in you life....

pissclams · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:38:22 AM »

meat as sweet as honey, awesome!

nicname · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:39:34 AM »

you can never go wrong with "missed connections"

felix rex · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:59:32 AM »

Quote from: asava on July 29, 2010, 10:32:47 AM

Living in Oklahoma, I always find incredible Craigslist Ad's. Today I found this.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/bar/1868967697.html

If you want 300 lbs of pork and you know what the shazbot! is up about Patriotism and being a Patriot then this ad is for you.

Post most excellent ad's from your neck of the woods.

The best thing about that ad is that it was posted by a dude running for mayor of tulsa (Paul Nosak). Also, he has the most unintentionally hilarious campaign posters I have ever seen: "No Bull. Nosak".

Just fantastic.

doom · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2010, 11:09:49 AM »

This one made me chuckle a bit.

http://omaha.craigslist.org/clt/1868215824.html

I like how he over explains why you need to pay a lot of money to drive to shitsville to get some dragon figurines.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2010, 10:21:21 AM »

Bump. I really want to meet the girl who posted this futon ad:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fuo/2024349357.html

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2010, 10:12:31 AM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 26, 2010, 10:21:21 AM

Bump. I really want to meet the girl who posted this futon ad:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fuo/2024349357.html

I'm in love.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2010, 10:34:51 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on October 27, 2010, 10:12:31 AM

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 26, 2010, 10:21:21 AM
Bump. I really want to meet the girl who posted this futon ad:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fuo/2024349357.html

I'm in love.

I think she would be a great poster on goEMAW. Even though she says nothing sketchy ever happend on that thing, I have to call BS. Look at it. It was built for only one purpose.

You can't look at it without pr0n music playing in your head.

treysolid · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2010, 10:48:54 AM »

some goEMAW'r in the tri-state area should make an offer on it. show up shirtless and smelling fantastic.

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2010, 01:11:45 PM »

Quote from: treysolid on October 27, 2010, 10:48:54 AM

some goEMAW'r in the tri-state area should make an offer on it. show up shirtless and smelling fantastic.

"Let's have a look at that sofa shall we?"

wes mantooth · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:20:51 PM »

still trying to reach you Adam A. - w4m - 40

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Hey Adam, i'd like to catch up on the years we've missed.
You married a woman with a sleep disorder, then one that was deaf.
Had a son (D.) with her...
Now I have no idea who you are with and thought maybe we could
get together and talk about the old days.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:24:02 PM »

I was holding a dog - m4w - 28 (Midtown)

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I was sitting on a couch holding a dog that didn't want to be held. You were a nurse sitting next to me on the couch looking at a Mary Kate and Ashley book. Some people in the room were eating tacos, I ate one earlier and it was really good. I felt like we connected when I let the dog go and it tried to bite me, do you agree? Respond with what kind of dog I was holding so I know it was you.

Pete · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:47:57 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on January 16, 2012, 07:24:02 PM

I was holding a dog - m4w - 28 (Midtown)

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I was sitting on a couch holding a dog that didn't want to be held. You were a nurse sitting next to me on the couch looking at a Mary Kate and Ashley book. Some people in the room were eating tacos, I ate one earlier and it was really good. I felt like we connected when I let the dog go and it tried to bite me, do you agree? Respond with what kind of dog I was holding so I know it was you.

I bet it was a Mastiff.

asava · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:14:06 AM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on January 16, 2012, 07:20:51 PM

still trying to reach you Adam A. - w4m - 40

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Hey Adam, i'd like to catch up on the years we've missed.
You married a woman with a sleep disorder, then one that was deaf.
Had a son (D.) with her...
Now I have no idea who you are with and thought maybe we could
get together and talk about the old days.

The fact that you remembered this thread existed is remarkable in of itself. Let alone the fact that these are great.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2012, 12:09:10 PM »

Wes also has the right idea with copy & paste. The thread doesn't work for the past posts because you can't read them. C & P or screenshots please.

tia

jtksu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2012, 01:38:52 PM »

Yeah, I'm pretty upset that I have no idea what the futon ad was all about.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2012, 07:29:06 PM »

Flight from Cali to KC - w4m

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Months ago, you and I sat next to each other on a flight. We talked about horror, taxidermy, and many other things. Your friend sat behind us, and my ex picked me up from the airport.
I showed you a video. What was it of?
I know this is a total long shot, but I can't stop thinking about you.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:28:50 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on January 17, 2012, 07:29:06 PM

Flight from Cali to KC - w4m

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Months ago, you and I sat next to each other on a flight. We talked about horror, taxidermy, and many other things. Your friend sat behind us, and my ex picked me up from the airport.
I showed you a video. What was it of?
I know this is a total long shot, but I can't stop thinking about you.

It was of your pet mastiff?

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:38:42 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 18, 2012, 02:28:50 PM

Quote from: wes mantooth on January 17, 2012, 07:29:06 PM
Flight from Cali to KC - w4m

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Months ago, you and I sat next to each other on a flight. We talked about horror, taxidermy, and many other things. Your friend sat behind us, and my ex picked me up from the airport.
I showed you a video. What was it of?
I know this is a total long shot, but I can't stop thinking about you.

It was of your pet mastiff?

The trophy turkey she shot in the fall season.

asava · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2012, 03:49:42 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 24, 2015, 03:07:08 PM »

http://roanoke.craigslist.org/pet/5081333122.html

mocat · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2016, 10:57:25 AM »

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5659594852.html

SdK · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:03:06 AM »

Quote from: mocat on June 30, 2016, 10:57:25 AM

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/5659594852.html

That's about how top gear describes the viper?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:06:45 AM »

I feel like this thread could have a lot more