Author Topic: No chimney. How do I tell kids how Santa will get in. (Read 1719 times)

renocat · « **on:** December 24, 2016, 03:50:02 PM »

They aren't buying ringing the doorbell.

Ghost of Waylon Jennings · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2016, 03:52:12 PM »

Santa has a 'magic' key to get into houses without a chimney.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2016, 03:57:31 PM »

Tell them the truth instead of lying

SdK · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2016, 07:47:03 PM »

Tell them to stay up all night and see for themselves.

The Big Train · « **Reply #4 on:** December 25, 2016, 12:25:06 AM »

Teach them science, they will thank you later in life.

puniraptor · « **Reply #5 on:** December 25, 2016, 02:06:55 AM »

Bore a large hole in the wall

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** December 25, 2016, 02:18:24 AM »

Magic

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** December 25, 2016, 02:19:26 AM »

The force if they ask what kind of magic

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** December 25, 2016, 08:56:46 AM »

Who doesn't have at least 2 chimneys my god

Tobias · « **Reply #9 on:** December 25, 2016, 08:59:34 AM »

kids that go to public school i think

8manpick · « **Reply #10 on:** December 25, 2016, 09:00:06 AM »

This was solved in the classic movie "The Santa Clause." Just watch that

Kat Kid · « **Reply #11 on:** December 25, 2016, 07:14:48 PM »

Lie more convincingly.

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2016, 08:52:18 AM »

Holy eff! Imagine a world where Reno really had kids?

renocat · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2016, 04:36:50 PM »

The santa clause magic won. Sewer vent pipe was a no go.

catastrophe · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2017, 09:16:13 AM »

Seemed like a good place to put this:

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2017, 09:21:38 AM »

Santa has a 'magic' key to get into houses without a chimney.

Correct answer. I thought this was common knowledge.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2017, 09:47:05 AM »

Obviously...

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Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2017, 09:52:04 AM »

He has a portal gun that lets him travel across time and space.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2017, 04:32:41 PM »

Just tell the kids stop asking so many questions!

Phil Titola · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2017, 05:18:46 PM »

Just to then the truth.... He gets in through an Amazon box