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Offline Phil Titola

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The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:01:03 PM »
What kind of weird midcoast place is this?  Lots of $$ invested but everyone living the "lake life" looks like they don't have a pot to piss in.  Help me figure it out here....


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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 10:02:00 PM »
shitty lake for losers
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 10:16:34 PM »
Largest dumbass and hillbilly magnet in the world.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 10:18:05 PM »
Loser dumbass hillbillies like Brad Pitt?

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 10:23:05 PM »
A confidence booster. Feeling down? Go check out the locals in (insert Ozark town)!

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 10:27:05 PM »
Shell Knob was for a time a traditional vacay spot for Spracfam :frown:

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2015, 10:27:36 PM »
Not my nuclear, mind you, just other branches and on occasion my nuke

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2015, 10:28:08 PM »
The best lake around

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2015, 10:28:48 PM »
Pool hj's for days

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2015, 10:29:47 PM »
Nelly and stuff.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2015, 10:30:02 PM »
You can just say the lake and everyone knows wtf you are talking about. That's how good it is

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2015, 10:33:21 PM »
Did you guys see the Ozarks river monsters ep? J Wade was shitting his pants!

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2015, 10:39:02 PM »
I've only been once but had a good time.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2015, 10:42:33 PM »
I don't know what else you could want in a lake really

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2015, 10:45:31 PM »
Piranhas and syphilis

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2015, 11:00:21 PM »
Piranhas and syphilis

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2015, 11:04:29 PM »
Boat/ lake people. I mean, what the eff is up with these losers? (No offense lake and boat people)
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2015, 11:11:06 PM »
every year right before labor day there is this big boat race thing.  Last year some Arab prince had his boat dropped in by helicopters and he won. :love:

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2015, 11:12:03 PM »

every year right before labor day there is this big boat race thing.  Last year some Arab prince had his boat dropped in by helicopters and he won. :love:
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2015, 11:15:12 PM »
his boat went like 250 MPH or something. 

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2015, 11:16:18 PM »
 :surprised: :lol:

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2015, 11:17:36 PM »
The lake is half skoal.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2015, 11:19:42 PM »

his boat went like 250 MPH or something.
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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2015, 11:20:37 PM »

The lake is half skoal.

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Re: The Lake (of the Ozarks)
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2015, 12:05:51 AM »

The lake is half skoal.

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