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what is your favorite breed of cattle?
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what is your father's favorite?
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tell us a calving story, plz.

one time a cow couldn't push out the baby and just its front or back feet were sticking out and my dad hooked a chain to the feet and hooked it up to his truck and pulled on it trying to be kind of gentle but it ripped the legs off the baby cow and he then had to shoot the mother cow.

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jesus christ, spracne. find him.

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what is your cow-farming brother's favorite?
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how many acres to the cow calf pair around meade?
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How many chicks digged you growing up, for being a tough farm boy?

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what is the logic behind paying cowboys to do the work that you and a couple of dogs could do for free?
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how frequently do you look back on your could have been yours cow farm life and reflect on the foolish choices you've made in your life?
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what is your favorite breed of cow dog?
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other than cows, what animals do your father and brother own?
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Did you ever learn to use a lasso?

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other than cows, what animals have the considered owning, but don't actually own?
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Which is better, Skoal or Copenhagen?

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do they raise replacement heifers or buy them?
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Have you heard of this thing where people pay to come out and work on your farm for a few hours? Do they do that on your family farm?

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did they used to raise something different, but switch over to angus when the angus mafia convinced the consumer than angus cow meat tastes better than other cow meats?
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did you enjoy fixing fence?  how about throwing hay?

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sys is very inquisitive about cow farm life

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did they used to raise something different, but switch over to angus when the angus mafia convinced the consumer than angus cow meat tastes better than other cow meats?
i miss herefords as well.  :frown:

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My roommates in college (from newton) said they were the 2nd richest farmers in the state of KS. How would they know that? Do farmers measure eachother out?

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Does your dad get super mad at ppl who use steak sauce? Mine does. Man, I use to have to warn gf's to never ask for it.

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My roommates in college (from newton) said they were the 2nd richest farmers in the state of KS. How would they know that? Do farmers measure eachother out?


When someone tells you how rich they are it means they are lying and a douchebag, probably both.

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how frequently do you look back on your could have been yours cow farm life and reflect on the foolish choices you've made in your life?

steve dave is an Exxx, you are an Ixxx. very hard to be an Exxx isolated on a farm 247365