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Re: shower question
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2014, 08:51:10 AM »
It would be really difficult to pull off the non-combo.
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Re: shower question
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2014, 08:54:12 AM »
RD has never taken a shower.


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Re: shower question
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2014, 08:57:36 AM »

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Re: shower question
« Reply #53 on: July 21, 2014, 09:28:53 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

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Re: shower question
« Reply #54 on: July 21, 2014, 09:32:50 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

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Re: shower question
« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2014, 10:09:11 AM »
if you are really tall, and your shower head isn't, you almost have to spend a decent amount of time facing forward, to bend over and rinse out your hair.  i assume it's pretty hard to try and bend over backwards.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2014, 10:10:22 AM »
meow meow has probably never won limbo in his entire life.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2014, 10:10:50 AM »
meow meow don't bernie

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Re: shower question
« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2014, 10:14:24 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

It's pretty much the grossest thing ever if he is facing away from the shower, so I hope for his sake he is facing it.

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« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2014, 10:20:29 AM »
meow meow has probably never won limbo in his entire life.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #60 on: July 21, 2014, 10:31:26 AM »
if you are really tall, and your shower head isn't, you almost have to spend a decent amount of time facing forward, to bend over and rinse out your hair.  i assume it's pretty hard to try and bend over backwards.

i thought about this the other day and came to the same conclusion. i bet most of you weird front facers only do so out of necessity and kind of feel bad for all of you now.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #61 on: July 21, 2014, 10:34:28 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

It's pretty much the grossest thing ever if he is facing away from the shower, so I hope for his sake he is facing it.


i must perform at least four full 360 degree rotations before i will consider myself clean

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Re: shower question
« Reply #62 on: July 21, 2014, 10:36:02 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

It's pretty much the grossest thing ever if he is facing away from the shower, so I hope for his sake he is facing it.


i must perform at least four full 360 degree rotations before i will consider myself clean

But if you face away from the shower, then everything from the undercarriage runs right over your face and into your nose. Gross.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #63 on: July 21, 2014, 10:37:40 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

It's pretty much the grossest thing ever if he is facing away from the shower, so I hope for his sake he is facing it.


i must perform at least four full 360 degree rotations before i will consider myself clean

But if you face away from the shower, then everything from the undercarriage runs right over your face and into your nose. Gross.

i dont see how that wouldnt happen when facing towards as well

you obviously never handstand in the shower to hose off your undercarriage.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2014, 10:43:15 AM »
Yeah, seems like either way you are getting undercarriage exposed water in your face. That's why you need one of those detectable hand held sprayers.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2014, 10:44:53 AM »
I honestly didn't realize people take baths. Like in your normal old shower you just plop down and "draw a bath" or whatever?

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Re: shower question
« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2014, 10:45:44 AM »
i throw in a handstand to hose off the undercarriage

But is your handstand facing toward the shower or away?

It's pretty much the grossest thing ever if he is facing away from the shower, so I hope for his sake he is facing it.


i must perform at least four full 360 degree rotations before i will consider myself clean

But if you face away from the shower, then everything from the undercarriage runs right over your face and into your nose. Gross.

i dont see how that wouldnt happen when facing towards as well

you obviously never handstand in the shower to hose off your undercarriage.

Admittedly, I don't. My grandma broke a hip doing that so I stay on my feet.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2014, 10:46:14 AM »
I like to take an Epsom salt bath when I have really sore muscles.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2014, 10:48:29 AM »
with this method, it is important have to shower gloves to go with your shower shoes so when you shower at the gym you dont get plantar warts on your hands :yuck:

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Re: shower question
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2014, 10:53:15 AM »
i have taken a monstrously pak'd shower and it turned into almost a full hour bath/nap

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Re: shower question
« Reply #70 on: July 21, 2014, 11:05:27 AM »
I'll do the Tobias method if I've had a really stressful day. Once I get to the bath part I dude it up.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #71 on: July 21, 2014, 06:36:11 PM »
do you guys soap up your legs?  i don't really go past dong level (so my knees  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:) unless my legs are specifically dirty.  am i weird?
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Re: shower question
« Reply #72 on: July 21, 2014, 06:42:52 PM »
do you guys soap up your legs?  i don't really go past dong level (so my knees  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:) unless my legs are specifically dirty.  am i weird?

Like the only two times I haven't ever soaped my lower legs was when my abdomen was two sore to make the reach following my hernia surgery and my appendectomy.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #73 on: July 21, 2014, 06:55:03 PM »
I never wash my face.

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Re: shower question
« Reply #74 on: July 21, 2014, 10:34:59 PM »
do you guys soap up your legs?  i don't really go past dong level (so my knees  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:) unless my legs are specifically dirty.  am i weird?