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What's the best day to declare your independence?

Sunday
2 (6.5%)
Monday
2 (6.5%)
Tuesday
3 (9.7%)
Wednesday
6 (19.4%)
Thursday
11 (35.5%)
Friday
7 (22.6%)
Saturday
0 (0%)

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #75 on: October 11, 2017, 08:24:33 AM »

On your next fishing trip under a full moon, spill the entrails of your first caught cod onto the deck. If the intestines lay encircling the liver, the maiden with long hair shall be chosen. If the liver lies apart, the maiden bearing the edgy medium crop with one side undercut shall be chosen. Do not allow us to choose a choice for to which belongs to Poseidon.