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What's the best day to declare your independence?

Sunday
2 (6.5%)
Monday
2 (6.5%)
Tuesday
3 (9.7%)
Wednesday
6 (19.4%)
Thursday
11 (35.5%)
Friday
7 (22.6%)
Saturday
0 (0%)

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2014, 03:23:12 PM »
Break up are easy. Lots of booze, go out a lot, and workout a lot so you like fine AF!

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2014, 03:26:17 PM »
you guys take a look at the poll results. they're flipping you off!  :D

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2014, 03:27:47 PM »
I knew she was bad news before this Fresca thing. When J-Dub moved out there, a couple days later I called to see how he was doing. So I ask "So she have a special dinner cooked for you for when you arrived J-Dub? Like a meatloaf or something tasty after your journey?" She cooked him vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta guys. Vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta.

it was worse than that bud. j-dub's mom told her that my favorite meal was lasagna and for dessert apple pie or coconut cream pie.

she made zucchini lasagna. and a rhubarb pie with buckwheat crust.

pro-tip: buckwheat is not capable of being fashioned into a crust that will not completely stick to the pan and be completely unedible.
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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2014, 03:28:39 PM »
I'd be happy with any meal, it's the effort that counts.  Sounds like you're the princess j-dub.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2014, 03:29:49 PM »
I knew she was bad news before this Fresca thing. When J-Dub moved out there, a couple days later I called to see how he was doing. So I ask "So she have a special dinner cooked for you for when you arrived J-Dub? Like a meatloaf or something tasty after your journey?" She cooked him vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta guys. Vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta.

it was worse than that bud. j-dub's mom told her that my favorite meal was lasagna and for dessert apple pie or coconut cream pie.

she made zucchini lasagna. and a rhubarb pie with buckwheat crust.

pro-tip: buckwheat is not capable of being fashioned into a crust that will not completely stick to the pan and be completely unedible.

I bet you ate it politely without looking at the ingredients

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2014, 03:31:03 PM »
This girl sounds like a hippy. I can see why she moved to Colorado.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2014, 03:33:12 PM »
I'd be happy with any meal, it's the effort that counts.  Sounds like you're the princess j-dub.

i ate every bit and told her how good it was. i appreciated her effort. unfortunately, what it showed in that case on a small scale and in other cases on a larger scale was that she did what she wanted.. she made unilateral decisions that impacted our relationship without giving an eff what i thought.

not a team player is what i'm saying here.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2014, 03:34:07 PM »
This girl sounds like a hippy. I can see why she moved to Colorado.

yep and yep.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2014, 03:36:08 PM »
I'd be happy with any meal, it's the effort that counts.  Sounds like you're the princess j-dub.

i ate every bit and told her how good it was. i appreciated her effort. unfortunately, what it showed in that case on a small scale and in other cases on a larger scale was that she did what she wanted.. she made unilateral decisions that impacted our relationship without giving an eff what i thought.

not a team player is what i'm saying here.

you don't know how many "buckwheat crusts" i put up with and would have kept putting up with had she met me even close to halfway..

i've never loved anyone like i loved her.

"but those days are gone and you should just let 'em go, god help the man who says if you'd known me when.."
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2014, 03:46:30 PM »
I'd be happy with any meal, it's the effort that counts.  Sounds like you're the princess j-dub.

i ate every bit and told her how good it was. i appreciated her effort. unfortunately, what it showed in that case on a small scale and in other cases on a larger scale was that she did what she wanted.. she made unilateral decisions that impacted our relationship without giving an eff what i thought.

not a team player is what i'm saying here.

you don't know how many "buckwheat crusts" i put up with and would have kept putting up with had she met me even close to halfway..

i've never loved anyone like i loved her.

"but those days are gone and you should just let 'em go, god help the man who says if you'd known me when.."

Ok, sorry man.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2014, 04:25:43 PM »
no worries bud  :)
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2014, 07:51:02 PM »
Well anyways, Monday is the best day to break-up on. You get four days to collect yourself and get ready for the weekend, when you're finally in a decent mood and ready to party extra hard. Also gives you a few days to plan an extra epic weekend.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2014, 09:00:05 PM »
Well anyways, Monday is the best day to break-up on. You get four days to collect yourself and get ready for the weekend, when you're finally in a decent mood and ready to party extra hard. Also gives you a few days to plan an extra epic weekend.

Yeah but Thursday there's no lag time between break up and party. Just really flows. With a Monday breakup you have Tuesday, Wednesday AND Thursday to second guess yourself, have regret, etc before you get to blow off steam.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2014, 09:07:18 PM »
I don't want to go out the day after, have a few brewskies and then start being sad again. I want to be fully focused on partying when I go out. Probably drink by myself during the week so I don't annoy anyone.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2014, 10:04:46 PM »
What if you don't really have control of your emotions/ alcohol and do something really dumb because you didn't give yourself enough time to process everything?

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2014, 10:10:11 PM »
I don't drink when I'm sad, but drink more often when depressed. So monday sounds good so it doesn't ruin a good binge night being sad, and i'll prolly be over it by friday and party city dot com
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« Reply #66 on: July 17, 2014, 10:54:26 PM »
I'd be happy with any meal, it's the effort that counts.  Sounds like you're the princess j-dub.

i ate every bit and told her how good it was. i appreciated her effort. unfortunately, what it showed in that case on a small scale and in other cases on a larger scale was that she did what she wanted.. she made unilateral decisions that impacted our relationship without giving an eff what i thought.

not a team player is what i'm saying here.

you don't know how many "buckwheat crusts" i put up with and would have kept putting up with had she met me even close to halfway..

i've never loved anyone like i loved her.

"but those days are gone and you should just let 'em go, god help the man who says if you'd known me when.."

Won't and probably will never get into it on here, but, I feel for you man.  It rough ridin' sucks.
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« Reply #67 on: July 17, 2014, 11:45:11 PM »
I haven't broken up since high school. I have no idea how I'd handle it and I really hope I don't find out how I handle it.




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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #68 on: October 09, 2017, 09:13:30 PM »
I'm the best at telling my bro he was too good for her and I never really liked her anyways.

yeah, what a bitch that girl was, you can do way better, bro.. oh hey, bartender, 2 shots of your warmest welliest whiskeys over here, please

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b, i don't know what's up in this thread. but we don't call women b's where i'm from. or twats, or thots, or certainly never c...ts. respect, man. give it and get it. anyway, i'm dating a couple girls rn. would love the g'emaw perspective on whom i should lock down. they are both cool.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2017, 09:47:33 PM »
you should just make them decide

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« Reply #70 on: October 10, 2017, 06:33:18 AM »
you should just make them decide

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #71 on: October 10, 2017, 09:31:42 AM »
Put together a dossier on both to take with you Saturday and submit them to the panel.

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« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2017, 09:38:30 AM »
need to know about how old you are and more about them

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2017, 11:01:19 AM »
Ask 'sclams to give you a Thursday howevers breakdown.

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« Reply #74 on: October 10, 2017, 11:44:16 AM »
Ask 'sclams to give you a Thursday howevers breakdown.
definitely could pull one together but will need more data on those involved


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