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What's the best day to declare your independence?

Sunday
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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2014, 02:20:46 PM »
i didn't say we don't cry. just not cry alone.

most guys i know go get hammered with the bros and cry about it while the bros pour you another drink and look at each other nervously and say stuff like "sorry man"

Well if I am really, really upset then I am a mess so I don't want to be seen in public like that.

we don't gaf about that

I don't think you understand how gross I look when I cry.

i'm not saying you shouldn't gaf about that. i'm just saying guys don't usually. i think the system is fine the way it is.

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« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2014, 02:21:09 PM »
@Gooch

Dumpee: Friday after work (all weekend to cry alone about it). This is assuming I was really into the guy.

Dumper: Depends if I have other irons in the fire. If so, it would be the day before I have a date with the other guy planned. If not, then the day before my girlfriends are all free for a night out.

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2014, 02:21:46 PM »
Also one time I broke up with a girl, and she took it sofa king well I was impressed and kinda wanted to be with her again.

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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2014, 02:44:01 PM »
I'm the best at telling my bro he was too good for her and I never really liked her anyways.

i bet cf3 is better. he busted out stories about CO that he had been pissed off and kept quiet about for months  :lol:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2014, 02:46:35 PM »
I'm the best at telling my bro he was too good for her and I never really liked her anyways.

i bet cf3 is better. he busted out stories about CO that he had been pissed off and kept quiet about for months  :lol:

Ok this is luked but I invite J-Dub and Co over to the cabin we rent, cook them breakfast, take them on a hike, take them to the store, cook them dinner, just go above and beyond. J-Dub? All smiles and thank yous. CO? Reads the ingredients to a fresca I offered her (she accepted it) after the first sip and leaves it on the counter completely full. WHO THE EFF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRINCESS?

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2014, 02:48:39 PM »
OMG! :curse:

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« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2014, 02:49:17 PM »
What kind of person opens a drink and THEN reads the ingredients and leaves it. A simple "No thanks, a water is fine" would've been great. Did I force you to take the Fresca. I did not. She opened it THEN read the ingredients, in that order. I felt like I was watching someone burn the American Flag.

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« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2014, 02:49:42 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh man did this story make me feel like a hundred bucks after i moved back  :love:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2014, 02:50:11 PM »
I'm the best at telling my bro he was too good for her and I never really liked her anyways.

i bet cf3 is better. he busted out stories about CO that he had been pissed off and kept quiet about for months  :lol:

Ok this is luked but I invite J-Dub and Co over to the cabin we rent, cook them breakfast, take them on a hike, take them to the store, cook them dinner, just go above and beyond. J-Dub? All smiles and thank yous. CO? Reads the ingredients to a fresca I offered her (she accepted it) after the first sip and leaves it on the counter completely full. WHO THE EFF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PRINCESS?

What a bitch.  j-dub you are too good for this snatchy c-word.

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« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2014, 02:55:07 PM »
What kind of person opens a drink and THEN reads the ingredients and leaves it. A simple "No thanks, a water is fine" would've been great. Did I force you to take the Fresca. I did not. She opened it THEN read the ingredients, in that order. I felt like I was watching someone burn the American Flag.

J-dub should have dumped her on Friday, and then every Friday could have been "Fresca Friday" until you get tired of it.

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« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2014, 02:57:35 PM »
What kind of person opens a drink and THEN reads the ingredients and leaves it. A simple "No thanks, a water is fine" would've been great. Did I force you to take the Fresca. I did not. She opened it THEN read the ingredients, in that order. I felt like I was watching someone burn the American Flag.

 :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2014, 02:58:05 PM »
What kind of person opens a drink and THEN reads the ingredients and leaves it. A simple "No thanks, a water is fine" would've been great. Did I force you to take the Fresca. I did not. She opened it THEN read the ingredients, in that order. I felt like I was watching someone burn the American Flag.
It's zero calories for christ sakes.  :curse:

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Re: Best Day of the Week to Break-Up [cf. master dating thread]
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2014, 03:01:06 PM »
wacky i don't think that's true. pretty sure it's loaded with sugar.

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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2014, 03:04:57 PM »
wacky i don't think that's true. pretty sure it's loaded with sugar.

No, Fresca is 0 cal.

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« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2014, 03:05:11 PM »
wacky i don't think that's true. pretty sure it's loaded with sugar.

he's actually right. zero cals. zero shug also. it's got a few chemicals that make that possible..

CO was hyper paranoid about that sort of thing. and a terrible and inconsiderate human being obviously.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2014, 03:06:23 PM »
wacky i don't think that's true. pretty sure it's loaded with sugar.

No, Fresca is 0 cal.
It's what I drank when I was fat.  :curse: This girl!!!

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« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2014, 03:08:40 PM »
wacky i don't think that's true. pretty sure it's loaded with sugar.

he's actually right. zero cals. zero shug also. it's got a few chemicals that make that possible..

CO was hyper paranoid about that sort of thing. and a terrible and inconsiderate human being obviously.

Paranoid about the phenylalanine? I can't say I blame her for that.

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« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2014, 03:09:01 PM »
oh my god fresca has fake sugar in it?  :sdeek:

this is exactly what went on in her head when CF3 offered her a Fresca:

"omg that sounds delicious, yes please"

*cracks can open and takes a gulp*

"omg what is that awful taste? holy crap when did they start putting artificial sweetener in fresca?"

*checks nutritional facts*

"omg gross i will not drink any more of this*

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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2014, 03:12:12 PM »
oh my god fresca has fake sugar in it?  :sdeek:

this is exactly what went on in her head when CF3 offered her a Fresca:

"omg that sounds delicious, yes please"

*cracks can open and takes a gulp*

"omg what is that awful taste? holy crap when did they start putting artificial sweetener in fresca?"

*checks nutritional facts*

"omg gross i will not drink any more of this*

If you're defending her in this scenario we're going to have to have a serious talk about things mocat.

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« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2014, 03:12:41 PM »
Dumper: Depends if I have other irons in the fire. If so, it would be the day before I have a date with the other guy planned. If not, then the day before my girlfriends are all free for a night out.

Got the first one done to me... not fun to witness.

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« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2014, 03:13:49 PM »
A lot of goEMAW has changed for me, today.

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« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2014, 03:14:52 PM »
oh my god fresca has fake sugar in it?  :sdeek:

this is exactly what went on in her head when CF3 offered her a Fresca:

"omg that sounds delicious, yes please"

*cracks can open and takes a gulp*

"omg what is that awful taste? holy crap when did they start putting artificial sweetener in fresca?"

*checks nutritional facts*

"omg gross i will not drink any more of this*

If you're defending her in this scenario we're going to have to have a serious talk about things mocat.

no she's still a princess and any reasonable person would sack up and finish it, or at least discreetly dispose of it and politely say thank you for it anyway

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« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2014, 03:15:49 PM »
oh my god fresca has fake sugar in it?  :sdeek:

this is exactly what went on in her head when CF3 offered her a Fresca:

"omg that sounds delicious, yes please"

*cracks can open and takes a gulp*

"omg what is that awful taste? holy crap when did they start putting artificial sweetener in fresca?"

*checks nutritional facts*

"omg gross i will not drink any more of this*

If you're defending her in this scenario we're going to have to have a serious talk about things mocat.

no she's still a princess and any reasonable person would sack up and finish it, or at least discreetly dispose of it and politely say thank you for it anyway

i'm sure you can imagine how our disagreements went.. good grief she's the worst.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2014, 03:16:27 PM »
mocat that's why you're at the top of RD's list

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« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2014, 03:19:03 PM »
I knew she was bad news before this Fresca thing. When J-Dub moved out there, a couple days later I called to see how he was doing. So I ask "So she have a special dinner cooked for you for when you arrived J-Dub? Like a meatloaf or something tasty after your journey?" She cooked him vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta guys. Vegetable lasagna with buckwheat pasta.