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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #175 on: August 09, 2017, 08:35:19 AM »
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?

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« Reply #176 on: August 09, 2017, 08:59:16 AM »
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?

Ha, I forgot about that guy and that they won (?) last time.

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« Reply #177 on: August 09, 2017, 09:04:18 AM »
yeah what happened to BIP mom and that Murray guy?  she get tired of listening to him moan as he ate pizza?

Ha, I forgot about that guy and that they won (?) last time.

Murray guy is 0-2, hopefully he'll make it back to paradise, no one deserves it more

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« Reply #178 on: August 09, 2017, 09:06:44 AM »
One of my favorite running bits is how great a mom the mom is as she annually abandons her kid to spend a month in pound town.

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« Reply #179 on: August 09, 2017, 09:24:49 AM »
she's doing this for the kids, how you do not see that is beyond me

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« Reply #180 on: August 09, 2017, 09:36:48 AM »


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« Reply #181 on: August 09, 2017, 09:51:19 AM »
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A source previously told Us Weekly that Stanton and Murray's romance ended earlier this month after they got into a spat at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball concert. Murray, 32, left the event after finding out that the Bachelor season 20 castoff, 26, had been drinking during a recent getaway to Lake Tahoe with friend and Bachelor in Paradise costar Ashley Iaconetti.

Also for the kids.  And I'd forgotten there were multiple.

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« Reply #182 on: August 09, 2017, 09:58:42 AM »
sometimes you just need to go to Tahoe and crush some sangria with a emotionally unstable friend you met at bone beach, recharges the batteries, makes you a better parent, i get it.

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« Reply #183 on: August 14, 2017, 05:58:41 PM »


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #184 on: August 15, 2017, 07:18:33 PM »
well abc kind of mumped us by leaving off last night with the cessation of filming and starting tonight with this bullshit wedding garbage.  evan and carly, please eff off.


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« Reply #185 on: August 16, 2017, 08:54:06 AM »
evan and carly are so weird and gross.  she was disgusted by him at first but then married him when literally no one else would have her, so gross and desperate, nice goatee evan

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« Reply #186 on: August 16, 2017, 09:11:54 AM »
evan is a 'gloid

when he and chad were on the bachelorette together and chad compared him to gary oldham in the fifth element it was reality television greatness.  i miss chad.

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« Reply #187 on: August 16, 2017, 09:24:04 AM »
man, put a goatee on that guy and it's like looking into a mirror

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #188 on: March 05, 2018, 11:26:25 PM »
wow tonight’s bachelor finale- best episode of television in the history of television?  this one is incredible

for such a idiot bachelor, he went out on top


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« Reply #189 on: March 06, 2018, 09:07:53 AM »
i loved how becka kept telling him to just leave and he'd just sit there awkwardly looking like a dumbass.  then i also liked how he'd go get her and say can we talk for a couple minutes, and then they'd sit down, and he wouldn't say a word, just look like a complete dumbass.  great tv

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #190 on: March 06, 2018, 10:53:31 AM »
chris harrison was on seacrest’s show today and said there’s more good to come tonight on atfr


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #191 on: March 06, 2018, 11:17:49 AM »
well yeah, Ari and both girls there, live, what could possibly go wrong

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #192 on: March 06, 2018, 12:04:11 PM »
What a performance by Arie.

"are you okay"?

"Can we just talk for a few minutes"?

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« Reply #193 on: March 06, 2018, 12:45:38 PM »
you could tell he really wanted to give her a consoling touch, but she said don't touch me, and as a true gentleman, he respected her wishes.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #194 on: March 06, 2018, 02:34:26 PM »
he couldn’t really look at her while she was sobbing so he just stared off to the side mouth breathing looking like a dumbass, it was fantastic

and him not leaving- despite her continued asking him to leave- lol

I wonder where he went after leaving, to PAK?



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« Reply #195 on: March 06, 2018, 02:53:07 PM »
people on twitter were all up in arms at ABC for showing all of that, i didn't see the big deal, it's part of what you sign up for, to make THE MOST DRAMATIC TV SHOW EVER!  Besides Becka didn't really seem to gaf, i mean i'm guessing most people who get told to kick rocks after getting an engagement rings are pretty pissed/sad, took everything she had to squeeze out a single tear.

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #196 on: July 09, 2018, 11:32:47 PM »
Are we over this entire franchise, or is it just that this season is so bad it can't even be snarked about with BONE references?

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #197 on: July 10, 2018, 01:21:24 AM »
Becca is the worst bachelorette OAT IMO


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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #198 on: July 10, 2018, 09:12:12 AM »
she wants someone to do bone things to her so bad

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Re: Bachelorette 2014
« Reply #199 on: July 10, 2018, 09:18:56 AM »
she was pretty sad to find out that colton hadn't played "hide the bone" yet.  i bet she can't wait for the fantasy suites for multiple bone sessions with each man.


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