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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #125 on: March 14, 2014, 04:46:58 PM »
A dozen huge international banks conspired to rip off a bunch of other ppl by manipulating trillions of dollars through the most important interest rate basis in the entire world.

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« Reply #126 on: March 14, 2014, 05:07:57 PM »
the conspiracy whackos are terrible at providing evidence that debunks debunking

Agreed.  But to be fair to them there is no evidence that debunks the debunking.

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« Reply #127 on: March 14, 2014, 05:11:02 PM »
the conspiracy whackos are terrible at providing evidence that debunks debunking

attack the source, bro.

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« Reply #128 on: March 14, 2014, 05:38:02 PM »
I watched that video and it looks like the Warren Commission nailed it. Well done, Warren Commission.

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« Reply #129 on: March 14, 2014, 05:50:41 PM »
Investment banks conspired to sell CDO's and CDS' they knew were dog crap in order to make a ton of money in the 2000's

A conspiratorial fact!!!

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« Reply #130 on: March 14, 2014, 06:48:38 PM »
I'm not commenting on whether or not specific conspiracy theories are true but I will say sometimes I wonder why people seem to want huge conspiracy's to be true. Like, if they really do happen I think about my own life. I go to work, take shits, watch netflix and drink beers with my stupid friends, and somewhere in the world people are pulling off world altering conspiracy's without a hitch and performing blood rituals in some secret skull and bones illuminati dungeon. How much of a rough ridin' loser am I.

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« Reply #131 on: March 14, 2014, 07:31:01 PM »
The president has a list of people he wants to kill and dispatches remote control robots to kill them.

The CIA tortured tons of people, killed lots of people, spied on Congress when they did an investigative report and now refuses to allow the release of the report.

Most commodities are priced by cartels.

We live in an oligarchy.


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« Reply #132 on: March 14, 2014, 07:42:37 PM »
The president has a list of people he wants to kill and dispatches remote control robots to kill them.

The CIA tortured tons of people, killed lots of people, spied on Congress when they did an investigative report and now refuses to allow the release of the report.

Most commodities are priced by cartels.

We live in an oligarchy.

this is all pretty well documented, isn't it?

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« Reply #133 on: March 14, 2014, 08:04:44 PM »
Real life conspiracies.

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« Reply #134 on: March 21, 2014, 01:15:35 PM »
Aliens exist, not sure if they have visited earth tho

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« Reply #135 on: March 21, 2014, 02:21:32 PM »
Here are some political ones I believe:

I believe Obama was born in Hawaii but his original birth certificate had something embarrassing on it (my guess is "Muslim" under religion because of his dad) and it was destroyed about the time he got serious about running for POTUS.

I believe Bill Ayers wrote Obama's memoir.

I believe Obama was kind of a dumbass and got shitty grades in undergrad, which is why we've never seen the transcript.

I believe Obamacare was designed to intentionally make private insurance worse as a stepping stone to single payer.

I believe the Seals were given explicit instructions to not take Bin Laden alive even if he tried to surrender.

I believe the IRS targeting of tea party groups came direct from the White House, and I believe Chris Christie knew damn well about that bridge.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #136 on: March 21, 2014, 02:22:50 PM »
The last one is absolutely true and has been verified even.

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« Reply #137 on: March 21, 2014, 02:54:53 PM »
Why would we not want bin laden alive?

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« Reply #138 on: March 21, 2014, 02:56:48 PM »
Why would we not want bin laden alive?

Seriously? Can you not imagine the nightmare that would pose?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #139 on: March 21, 2014, 03:04:51 PM »
Seems like six of one half doz of another.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #140 on: March 21, 2014, 03:20:05 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scIWy5Xx_gk

Watch this.  Debunks everything using science and what not.  Don't post about it again.

Funded by David H Koch Fund for Science, jfc.


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« Reply #141 on: March 21, 2014, 03:53:04 PM »

Why would we not want bin laden alive?

For the same reason we "buried" him in the ocean.


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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #142 on: March 21, 2014, 03:54:36 PM »
what if the plane was trying to find bin laden  :eek:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #143 on: March 21, 2014, 05:11:51 PM »

Why would we not want bin laden alive?

For the same reason we "buried" him in the ocean.


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Yeah, I would think that if there was a BL conspiracy that it would be a faked death/black site prison conspiracy.   Seems more likely anyway.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #144 on: February 23, 2018, 09:04:10 PM »
Rumor at the local coffee hole in southeast Renoland, is speculating Russian operatives are dosing toilet paper in public restrooms with slow acting poison or mind blowing chemicals.   The suspected cause of bizarre things happening.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #145 on: February 23, 2018, 11:50:36 PM »
Sounds more like MS-13 to me

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Re: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe!
« Reply #146 on: June 11, 2021, 11:15:27 AM »
Birds Aren't Real

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« Reply #147 on: June 27, 2021, 01:13:22 PM »
The recent release of ufo stuff from the government is really just us flexing on other countries about the cool crap we have
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #148 on: June 27, 2021, 05:04:18 PM »
The recent release of ufo stuff from the government is really just us flexing on other countries about the cool crap we have

This is actually the most plausible explanation I've seen.

Russia has ONE DIESELED POWERED AIRCRAFT CARRIER that gets towed around by tug boats. And they are gonna have some super secret technology that we cant identify? GMAFB

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« Reply #149 on: June 27, 2021, 05:10:19 PM »
The recent release of ufo stuff from the government is really just us flexing on other countries about the cool crap we have

I'd like to hear more about this. What type of flexing did we do w/r/t the release?