Author Topic: Conspiracy Theories You Actually Believe! (Read 15360 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 13, 2014, 03:32:26 PM »

this is a judgement free zone (steve dave will still judge, all others will be banned) so feel free to tell the truth about whatever crazy crap you believe. this thread is not affiliated with the thread where I debunked all of your conspiracy theories.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:33:09 PM »

go nuts guys. wow.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:39:47 PM »

CIA killed Kennedy

U.S. gov't allowed 9/11 to happen

U.S. gov't allowed Pearl Harbor to happen

Federal Reserve was designed to funnel $ from the poor to the rich

NBA rigged the '85 lottery so the Knicks could draft Ewing (also for Cavs to select 'Bron)

Winters · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:40:15 PM »

That the government creates this thread regularly to make sure were all still deceived as to what the actual conspiracies are.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:41:08 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 13, 2014, 03:39:47 PM

CIA killed Kennedy

U.S. gov't allowed 9/11 to happen

U.S. gov't allowed Pearl Harbor to happen

Federal Reserve was designed to funnel $ from the poor to the rich

NBA rigged the '85 lottery so the Knicks could draft Ewing (also for Cavs to select 'Bron)

you srs believe all that? I don't believe you.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:41:21 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 13, 2014, 03:39:47 PM

CIA killed Kennedy

U.S. gov't allowed 9/11 to happen

U.S. gov't allowed Pearl Harbor to happen

Federal Reserve was designed to funnel $ from the poor to the rich

NBA rigged the '85 lottery so the Knicks could draft Ewing (also for Cavs to select 'Bron)

look at this loser

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:42:25 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 13, 2014, 03:41:08 PM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 13, 2014, 03:39:47 PM
CIA killed Kennedy

U.S. gov't allowed 9/11 to happen

U.S. gov't allowed Pearl Harbor to happen

Federal Reserve was designed to funnel $ from the poor to the rich

NBA rigged the '85 lottery so the Knicks could draft Ewing (also for Cavs to select 'Bron)

you srs believe all that? I don't believe you.

you srs don't believe all that? I don't believe you.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:42:58 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat_24 on March 13, 2014, 03:41:21 PM

look at this loser

Banned

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:46:18 PM »

michael jordan got caught gambling on basketball and his retirement to baseball was a cover up. i'd never heard this one till the latest SI issue and i don't know anything else about it, but it makes more sense than his deciding to be a .180 AA hitter.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:48:03 PM »

the federal reserve hate is pushed onto retards by commodities speculators who own tons of valuable metals.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:49:07 PM »

Bigfoot saved America by assassinating the Kennedy brothers.

_33 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:52:45 PM »

Something about Big Pharma probably. I mean Big Pharma has got to be up to something.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:54:01 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

here is a list of conspiracy theories to make this a multiple choice (all that apply) situation

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:54:36 PM »

Quote from: HELLHAMMER on March 13, 2014, 03:49:07 PM

Bigfoot saved America by assassinating the Kennedy brothers.

my second cousin has sat down with sirhan sirhan(along with every other bigtime CA criminal) behind closed doors and said he is not a mean person, just someone who is absolutely consumed by paranoia.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2014, 03:58:53 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conqueror_(film)#Cancer_controversy

john wayne was accidentally chernobyl'd by the government.

puniraptor · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:00:14 PM »

@felix

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_zoological_conspiracy_theories

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:18:25 PM »

How about conspiracy theories that you consider plausible? I don't think there's any conspiracy theory out there that I am like, "yep, that's exactly what REALLY happened."

star seed 7 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:26:10 PM »

totally onboard with ERII on the knicks thing

michigancat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:27:54 PM »

Quote from: _33 on March 13, 2014, 03:52:45 PM

Something about Big Pharma probably. I mean Big Pharma has got to be up to something.

This was my first thought. They don't want to make the population healthier because then they couldn't sell their drugs. Kind of a broad "conspiracy", I'll admit.

ydarg2012 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:36:31 PM »

Disney owns ESPN who owns the SEC ....so through their millions of dollars in marketing continue to propagate the circle of football "dominance". False media stories about how great the SEC is and constant coverage of all things SEC leads top players to those schools for the attention. Which in turn makes it easier to propagate the lie. The part I don't know is the dastardly thing that Disney has planned beyond making money that boosting the SEC will do for them.

Trogdor · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:39:26 PM »

I believe the NSA reads all pubic forums, and then gets to gE and starts to read casually because we've got some good stuff.

Trogdor · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2014, 04:40:51 PM »

Quote from: ydarg2012 on March 13, 2014, 04:36:31 PM

Disney owns ESPN who owns the SEC ....so through their millions of dollars in marketing continue to propagate the circle of football "dominance". False media stories about how great the SEC is and constant coverage of all things SEC leads top players to those schools for the attention. Which in turn makes it easier to propagate the lie. The part I don't know is the dastardly thing that Disney has planned beyond making money that boosting the SEC will do for them.

Mickey Mouse>Nick Saban

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:05:51 PM »

i think something government related happened to twa800, but i dunno what.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:19:29 PM »

I believe the MJ retirement to baseball conspiracy too, but MJ hit .202 GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on March 13, 2014, 03:46:18 PM

michael jordan got caught gambling on basketball and his retirement to baseball was a cover up. i'd never heard this one till the latest SI issue and i don't know anything else about it, but it makes more sense than his deciding to be a .180 AA hitter.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:21:45 PM »

I don't think the CIA killed Kennedy, but I do find it weird they don't let you look out the window that Oswald was supposedly in. My guess is the real crazy guy got away, the CIA panicked and needed to arrest someone/anyone to appease the public.