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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2013, 06:29:04 PM »
Maybe you should leave him an upper-decker to show him who the boss is.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2013, 06:49:19 PM »
    Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw:  :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2013, 06:55:45 PM »
    Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw:  :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:

Agreed.  I hate the ones that bike on the road and then on the sidewalk so they can ignore whatever law is convenient.  If they are on the road, I will treat them like a driver and make sure they are safe.  If they are on a sidewalk, that's fine too and I will treat you as a pedestrian.  Can't be both.  Pick a set of rules and I will play by them.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2013, 07:07:31 PM »
    Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw:  :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:

Agreed.  I hate the ones that bike on the road and then on the sidewalk so they can ignore whatever law is convenient.  If they are on the road, I will treat them like a driver and make sure they are safe.  If they are on a sidewalk, that's fine too and I will treat you as a pedestrian.  Can't be both.  Pick a set of rules and I will play by them.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2013, 07:32:39 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2013, 07:34:08 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

i've never once had to poop while i was at a friends house?  are you some sort of weirdo where you can't just hold it for a few hours?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2013, 07:55:00 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

i've never once had to poop while i was at a friends house?  are you some sort of weirdo where you can't just hold it for a few hours?
Sounds like you're the weirdo.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2013, 08:51:23 PM »
Never understood the "Its awkward to poop at (friend's house/school/etc) so I'll hold it and be uncomfortable for 9 hours" crowd. Everyone poops get over it. Fanning your friend sounds like a loser.

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« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2013, 09:05:57 PM »
    Really hot fillies wearing shorts,skimpy tops and no helmet perched way up high on the back of those 160 mph crotch rockets.Sometimes the douche up front IS wearing a helmet.I don't know who's dumber,the filly or the dude willing to eff up the rest of his life by killing her.Come on if your method for shagging fillies revolves around something that has a high chance of killing her ,or yourself before get to do the deed, I guess you  must have a really small dick.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2013, 09:06:10 PM »
don't like it when people call turkey "the bird" or pizza "pie"


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2013, 09:30:49 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2013, 09:32:46 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.

guy stuff means telling other guys when you're going to go poop.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2013, 09:33:40 PM »
Not letting you crap at his place is a pretty boss move on his part imo.
Yeah, can't wait to move to the river market. I'm gonna make him walk over to minskies pizza to crap.

I mean, why are you even telling him you are going to crap? Just say you need to use his bathroom and let him think you are just going to pee.

guy stuff means telling other guys when you're going to go poop.

Take it to the Guy Stuff thread.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2013, 09:34:45 PM »
you asked.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2013, 09:41:47 PM »
People who dick around with their cell phone or GPS at a green light, and stay stopped.  When it turns yellow, they speed through the intersection without looking and leave you stuck at the red light.   :chainsaw:

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2013, 09:44:47 PM »
Maybe you should leave him an upper-decker to show him who the boss is.

I'm thinking that's what got him poop-banned in the first place.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2013, 10:54:57 PM »
People who dick around with their cell phone or GPS at a green light, and stay stopped.  When it turns yellow, they speed through the intersection without looking and leave you stuck at the red light.   :chainsaw:

This is the most frustrating when you're in the back of the line on a protected arrow.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2013, 10:55:31 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2013, 10:55:43 PM »
people being "meta"


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2013, 10:56:12 PM »
people who text haha's like this "ha ha ha"

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« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2013, 10:57:31 PM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2013, 10:58:01 PM »
    Bicycle riders who don't obey traffic laws, always running stop lights and such.Just a few days ago I pull up to a red light wanting to make a right on red and this stupid looking cyclist pulls up between me and the curb blocking me from turning.I know not all cyclist do this crap but the ones who do can kiss my ass. :chainsaw:  :curse: :chainsaw: :curse:

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« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2013, 11:07:52 PM »
people who text haha's like this "ha ha ha"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2013, 11:08:56 PM »
When a bird shits on my car  :curse:
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2013, 11:27:20 PM »
wacky cat threads
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