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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #8625 on: October 11, 2017, 04:05:44 PM »
JFC, I hope assistants were doing all of this work.

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« Reply #8626 on: October 11, 2017, 04:07:06 PM »
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I haven't worn diapers in decades, but as the mayor of Kansas City, the nation's number 7 city to raise a family, I do represent tens of thousands of babies who depend on their diaper's leak-guard technology to make it through the day.

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« Reply #8627 on: October 11, 2017, 04:08:46 PM »
Reminds me of J. Peterman ads Elaine wrote on Seinfeld

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« Reply #8628 on: October 11, 2017, 04:12:45 PM »
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« Reply #8629 on: October 11, 2017, 04:13:35 PM »

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« Reply #8630 on: October 11, 2017, 04:20:12 PM »
I really, really hope he comes back and posts a bunch of 1 star reviews after KC doesn't get picked.

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« Reply #8631 on: October 11, 2017, 04:30:25 PM »
I don't understand the hate for Sly. 
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« Reply #8632 on: October 11, 2017, 05:02:15 PM »
I don't understand the hate for Sly.
Clams likes no change.... Wacky does want clams does. Everybody else likes slyin

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« Reply #8633 on: October 11, 2017, 05:43:46 PM »
I don't understand the hate for Sly.
Clams likes no change.... Wacky does want clams does. Everybody else likes slyin

I don't hate him, but this is a fairly adorkable campaign. 
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« Reply #8634 on: October 11, 2017, 05:45:39 PM »
That's adorable. You, lib, and Mocat are inseparable. Parrots!


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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #8635 on: October 11, 2017, 05:45:54 PM »
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Hot Dog Toddler Costume

Let's take a vote: is a hot dog a sandwich? What if you put Gate's Original BBQ sauce on it--then is it a sandwich? It's meat between two pieces of bread. Sounds like a sandwich to me. And if I'm going to recommend a halloween costume for kids, I'd choose a Hot Dog costume. KC loves our BBQ meats!

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« Reply #8636 on: October 11, 2017, 05:50:59 PM »
Wacky IRL tweeted at Sly asking why there was so much construction on 435.....in JOCO

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« Reply #8637 on: October 11, 2017, 05:53:31 PM »
I never mentioned a side of the state line, dipshit.

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« Reply #8638 on: October 11, 2017, 06:07:20 PM »
I don't understand the hate for Sly.
Clams likes no change.... Wacky does want clams does. Everybody else likes slyin

I don't hate him, but this is a fairly adorkable campaign.
It is. Liking him doesn't mean liking everything he does. He's kind of a D in a lot of council meetings.

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« Reply #8639 on: October 11, 2017, 06:08:18 PM »
That's adorable. You, lib, and Mocat are inseparable. Parrots!


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Is "you" me? Not sure what you mean but it was a joke bud...you and clams are def the two most outspoken sly haters.

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #8640 on: October 11, 2017, 06:09:53 PM »
Yes, I just disagree with some things.


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« Reply #8641 on: October 11, 2017, 06:30:08 PM »
I never mentioned a side of the state line, dipshit.

You didn't have to

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Re: Kansas City things
« Reply #8642 on: October 11, 2017, 06:37:51 PM »
Good stuff, man.

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« Reply #8643 on: October 11, 2017, 10:59:02 PM »
I like Sly, I have an irl working relationship w him. But, this was super dumb and a big waste of everyone's time.


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« Reply #8644 on: October 12, 2017, 08:31:28 AM »
As dorky as it was, I appreciate the effort and the love for his city.  At least he didn't send a giant cactus or bottle of BBQ sauce. 
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« Reply #8645 on: October 12, 2017, 09:01:36 AM »
As dorky as it was, I appreciate the effort and the love for his city. At least he didn't send a giant cactus or bottle of BBQ sauce.

I will also agree with this. A lot of those reviews are pretty delightful to read.
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« Reply #8646 on: October 12, 2017, 09:11:29 AM »
They're great reads, but man, did he really spend all that time writing 1000 reviews?

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« Reply #8647 on: October 12, 2017, 09:15:34 AM »
Probably. It's not like he has anything better to do.

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« Reply #8648 on: October 12, 2017, 09:17:03 AM »
They're great reads, but man, did he really spend all that time writing 1000 reviews?

I'm sure there were some staff members/volunteers coming up with what items to buy for charity, a few then writing all the reviews in like word, and then a few logging in with Sly to "type" (ctrl+c ctrl +v) the reviews and post. I would imagine 1000 reviews would take some time for 1 person to do, especially with all the wit/humor part added in. Let alone how busy he is.
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« Reply #8649 on: October 12, 2017, 09:18:21 AM »
They're great reads, but man, did he really spend all that time writing 1000 reviews?

I'm sure there were some staff members/volunteers coming up with what items to buy for charity, a few then writing all the reviews in like word, and then a few logging in with Sly to "type" (ctrl+c ctrl +v) the reviews and post. I would imagine 1000 reviews would take some time for 1 person to do, especially with all the wit/humor part added in. Let alone how busy he is.
This is mainly why I asked. Seems tiring.