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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1575 on: June 23, 2017, 08:38:40 PM »
we used to have iced tea in the kitchen. It stopped. I asked the office manager if we could start ordering it again and she said she wouldn't because she's trying to get kombucha on tap.

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« Reply #1576 on: July 18, 2017, 05:37:10 PM »
My boss tries to spell "description"

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« Reply #1577 on: October 05, 2017, 09:49:58 AM »
There are 6 guys over in a cubicle discussing "shrinkage of a tool".  :fatty:

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« Reply #1578 on: October 11, 2017, 11:51:44 AM »
Topping for acai breakfast bowl day at the office. (Cross post with San Francisco things)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1579 on: October 12, 2017, 02:57:00 PM »
an architect we are working with has the following slogan on their title block: 

"From Imagination...to Completion"



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« Reply #1580 on: October 12, 2017, 03:03:38 PM »
My boss tries to spell "description"
are you sure its not despacito

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1581 on: October 12, 2017, 04:01:29 PM »
an architect we are working with has the following slogan on their title block: 

"From Imagination...to Completion"



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I hope they have a great firm name to go with this!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1582 on: October 13, 2017, 04:49:38 PM »
New coworker is a squawk and noticed I get on the message boards from time to time. She said: "My husband is obsessed with the Phog" and I immediately went :surprised:. I told her to ask her husband if he'd ever heard of Wackycat before and he immediately text her "that k-state trolling POS? Yeah, I know him. He goes by AdAstra69 and DreamWheater too".  :lol: Then she told him how nice I was and everything and he goes "That doesn't surprise me. Btw, tell him that TaTownBacker is a real POS!" :lol:

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« Reply #1583 on: October 13, 2017, 05:19:01 PM »
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1584 on: October 13, 2017, 05:23:27 PM »
AdAstra69 is a genius name.


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« Reply #1585 on: October 13, 2017, 05:30:29 PM »
Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"   :sdeek:
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« Reply #1586 on: October 13, 2017, 06:12:07 PM »
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.

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« Reply #1587 on: October 13, 2017, 06:13:41 PM »
Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"   :sdeek:

It's offensive to call people oriental, but I really don't know if it's offensive to refer to a region as "The Orient".

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« Reply #1588 on: October 13, 2017, 06:57:10 PM »
In sure he didnt mean it and it was just an occident

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« Reply #1589 on: October 13, 2017, 06:59:37 PM »
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.
Thanks guys! :thumbs: Wish it would have lasted longer than a week over there.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1590 on: October 14, 2017, 04:18:36 PM »
like 10% or so of these new people they are bringing on to try and rush through some physical labor are getting valley fever.  one group of three brothers came up from san diego and all three got the fever.

this one guy from nothern california got it after working for like a week.  that's more sad though.  i hope he had insurance, but he probably didn't.
meanwhile, france appears to have made a socially liberal, business-friendly technocrat its emperor.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1591 on: October 14, 2017, 04:46:05 PM »
Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"   :sdeek:

It's offensive to call people oriental, but I really don't know if it's offensive to refer to a region as "The Orient".

Fried Rice is the parlance of our times.
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« Reply #1592 on: October 16, 2017, 12:58:58 PM »
so the guy that came up with dreamwheater also came up with wackycat?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1593 on: October 16, 2017, 01:04:50 PM »
Yeah. I created wacky in college tho.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1594 on: October 16, 2017, 06:33:57 PM »
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.
Thanks guys! :thumbs: Wish it would have lasted longer than a week over there.

It was only on the board for a week, but it will be in their heads for eternity.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1595 on: October 16, 2017, 06:42:07 PM »
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