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I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here. Dead giveaway! Deaaaddddd giveaway. Deaaaaadddddddddddddd giveaway. She's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!

Best part hands down.

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what a boss. I'm going to find out where this kidnapper lives and buy his house so I can be neighbors with this guy and eat ribs and listen to salsa music. :dance:
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They played more of the interview on the radio this morning and he has a better quote in:

"If I knew this was happening, I would have done this heroic crap years ago with my goons!"

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hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood


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I love how straight forward and into it he is.  He tells it like it is some cool ass story he knows rather than a very heavy and huge news story. 

It's like he is relaying it to a group of friends rather than the national media.

Not making fun. 

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The baby look hispanic or some crap

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That 911 dispatcher was a dick and you can tell he hates his job.

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McDonald's should give him one of their gold cards.

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McDonald's should give him one of their gold cards.
If he doesn't get anything out of this, I'll be pissed for him. What a great promoter.

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Amanda Berry - held captive for ten years, saved by guy eating McDonalds
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2013, 02:55:33 PM »
hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood

Very :opcat: of 'ssclams to presume that  members of a race other than his can only be seen as funny in light of the way they talk, and not because of humorous and unexpected nuggets of glorious storytelling sprinkled throughout a normally serious news story. Just seems weird that pclams refuses to give credit to the man for his oratory uniqueness. :flush: Awfully telling, pc, awfully telling, indeed. Smh.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 02:58:51 PM by SkinnyBenny »
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McDonald's should give him one of their gold cards.
If he doesn't get anything out of this, I'll be pissed for him. What a great promoter.

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We salute the courage of Ohio kidnap victims & respect their privacy. Way to go Charles Ramsey- we'll be in touch.

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 :D :excited:

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hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood

Very :opcat: of 'ssclams to presume that  members of a race other than his can only be seen as funny in light of the way they talk, and not because of humorous and unexpected nuggets of glorious storytelling sprinkled throughout a normally serious news story. Just seems weird that pclams refuses to give credit to the man for his oratory uniqueness. :flush: Awfully telling, pc, awfully telling, indeed. Smh.

people aren't commenting on what he's saying, it's how he's saying it. 


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hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood

Very :opcat: of 'ssclams to presume that  members of a race other than his can only be seen as funny in light of the way they talk, and not because of humorous and unexpected nuggets of glorious storytelling sprinkled throughout a normally serious news story. Just seems weird that pclams refuses to give credit to the man for his oratory uniqueness. :flush: Awfully telling, pc, awfully telling, indeed. Smh.

people aren't commenting on what he's saying, it's how he's saying it.

link?

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Kidnapping needs to be illegal in my opinion.
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood

Very :opcat: of 'ssclams to presume that  members of a race other than his can only be seen as funny in light of the way they talk, and not because of humorous and unexpected nuggets of glorious storytelling sprinkled throughout a normally serious news story. Just seems weird that pclams refuses to give credit to the man for his oratory uniqueness. :flush: Awfully telling, pc, awfully telling, indeed. Smh.

people aren't commenting on what he's saying, it's how he's saying it.

link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27619.msg816286#msg816286

it is a serious news story, fwiw


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Kidnapping needs to be illegal in my opinion.

Really hope we can get some kidnapping control laws in place to protect the children

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Amanda Berry - held captive for ten years, saved by guy eating McDonalds
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2013, 04:02:23 PM »
hey lets make fun of the black guy who talks like he's from the hood

Very :opcat: of 'ssclams to presume that  members of a race other than his can only be seen as funny in light of the way they talk, and not because of humorous and unexpected nuggets of glorious storytelling sprinkled throughout a normally serious news story. Just seems weird that pclams refuses to give credit to the man for his oratory uniqueness. :flush: Awfully telling, pc, awfully telling, indeed. Smh.

people aren't commenting on what he's saying, it's how he's saying it.

Maybe confirmed racist clowns like pc lmao

The testicles/barbecue/salsa music  mentions were so elite. Can you imagine if you'd been locked up for a decade and that was the first outsider you saw? Would be so amazeballs.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12