Spiders

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?

[puniraptor]

Pretty sure spiders don't give a eff about glue traps

[steve dave]

we get lady bugs in our office at the same time each year.  it's weird, I'm on the 4th floor and none of the windows even open and we have ladybugs everywhere.  where do you come from ladybugs!

[slobber]

we get lady bugs in our office at the same time each year.  it's weird, I'm on the 4th floor and none of the windows even open and we have ladybugs everywhere.  where do you come from ladybugs!

These ladybugs are asian lady beetles. You probably see them in cycles; one year bad, next year not so bad. The farmers in NE love them because they help control aphids. They are crawling in through the walls and electrical outlets. Have your spider lady capture them and bring them out to a farm.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Come on, you guys. Lady bugs are cute and cuddly. Brown recluses put flesh eating holes in peoples faces.

Possible solution: Capture all of the lady bugs from SD's office and put them in my rotting corpse (COD: Spider bite at work), then bury me 6 feet under.

[Rams]

We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?

are you sure they're brown recluses (reclusii?)? because that's nothing to be rough ridin' with. 

[steve dave]

what is the primary predator of the brown recluse?  I'd say load your office up with whatever that is.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Don't get bit, BeanTownCat! You will end up with a puss-filled hole in your body that makes everybody who sees you instantly puke. If I were you, I would sell your current dump and just find a new office.

[ChiComCat]

Breed a super brown recluse to lead them and teach them not to eff with ol' BeanTown

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

We have an absolute crap ton of brown recluses around my office. We put out the glue traps and other things but we still seem to find about one a day... The secretary likes to catch them and then donate them to the K-State insect zoo or something like that. I say call the exterminator. Has anyone else had this problem?

are you sure they're brown recluses (reclusii?)? because that's nothing to be rough ridin' with. 

Yup. They've got the violin shape on their backs, or whatever equivalent of backs these douchebags have.

[Rage Against the McKee]

what is the primary predator of the brown recluse?  I'd say load your office up with whatever that is.

Cobweb spiders and cellar spiders both eat brown recluse spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. BeantownCat won't be getting much business done with an office filled with spider webs and big mean-looking spiders, though.

[ChiComCat]

You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders.  Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.

[steve dave]

tell them you cut your flesh and sucked out the poison when they weren't looking

[Rage Against the McKee]

You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders.  Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.

These spiders are tough to exterminate because they hide from the light like cockroaches. Simply spraying is not enough.

[steve dave]

cut a hole in the wall and fill it with acid

[CNS]

Surround the building with cobweb spiders(or whatevs that predator was) then set the building on fire. 

Either they get eaten or they burn up.  Win/win.

[mocat]

Dude, gtfo, that's what I say.

[CNS]

Dude, gtfo, that's what I say.

Or at least petition for hazard pay

[ChiComCat]

You could pretend you got bit and then talk about how negligent your work was in not taking care of those rough ridin' spiders.  Once they exterminate them, mention how it must've been a misquito bite or whatever.

These spiders are tough to exterminate because they hide from the light like cockroaches. Simply spraying is not enough.

Well eff then, just install a crap ton of lights in your office

[steve dave]

these things sounds like vampires

[AppleJack]

google image "brown recluse bite"

pretty gnarly.

[steve dave]

google "acid in the walls to kill brown recluse vampires"

[ChiComCat]

Also, I've found stomping on spiders to be pretty effective.

[steve dave]

get a bunch of human blood and lure all the spiders into a foot shaped blood filled depression you've made in the floor. once all of them have gathered and started gorging themselves on the human blood thanksgiving feast stomp the crap out of them.  problem solved. 

EDIT:  night vision goggles

[yoga-like_abana]

I say get bit, get awesome super powers, become a friendly neighborhood brownrecluse beantowncatman and do whatever the eff you want to.