SkinnyBenny's Band of Merry Misfits: Townie Master Thread

[SkinnyBenny]

Now taking submissions for:

1.  Best city league field
2.  Favorite elementary school mascot
3.  Elementary school you like to talk crap on the most for being white trash (Ogden and Northview are out because they are so obvious)
4.  Favorite Mr. MHS/Variety Show Memzy
5.  What was up with Eugene Field?  So small and weird.
6.  Did you ever get jumped?  Friend of me and Dr. Spaceman once got jumped outside of the mall for his Georgetown Hoyas hat.   

[Dr Rick Daris]

1. baker
2. whatever woodrow is using at the moment
3. every school but woodrow
4. himelenas
5. complete trash compared to woodrow
6. no

[SkinnyBenny]

woodrow

lol

[Dr Rick Daris]

woodrow

lol

woodrow is the hip elite inner city school that all the hick suburb schools secretly want to be like. gtown hoyas hat wearing amanda arnold wannabe probably got jumped and beat up by a woodrow wilsonite.  suburb/farm kid trying to wear his gtown gear in the inner city got what he deserved. lol. go back to your farm hicky hickerson poseur.

[SkinnyBenny]

woodrow

lol

woodrow is the hip elite inner city school that all the hick suburb schools secretly want to be like. gtown hoyas hat wearing amanda arnold wannabe probably got jumped and beat up by a woodrow wilsonite.  suburb/farm kid trying to wear his gtown gear in the inner city got what he deserved. lol. go back to your farm hicky hickerson poseur.

 



So are the gangs in Manhattan more or less laughable now than they were when we were bangin'?

[the KHAN!]

6.  Did you ever get jumped?  Friend of me and Dr. Spaceman once got jumped outside of the mall for his Georgetown Hoyas hat.    Surprised

Those Chinese are relentless.

[Dugout DickStone]

favorite c-hall teacher was mr. chandler.

Roberson

[Dr Rick Daris]

Roberson

[SkinnyBenny]

Mr. Jordan had hairy knuckles but was some kind of crazy green beret guy or something.  At least that's what I heard.  (The green beret part, I mean.  The hairy knuckle part is confirmed.)

[Dugout DickStone]

Roberson

 

['taterblast]

pretty sure roberson was a-hall when i was there. squawks.

Now taking submissions for:

1.  Best city league field
2.  Favorite elementary school mascot
3.  Elementary school you like to talk crap on the most for being white trash (Ogden and Northview are out because they are so obvious)
4.  Favorite Mr. MHS/Variety Show Memzy
5.  What was up with Eugene Field?  So small and weird.
6.  Did you ever get jumped?  Friend of me and Dr. Spaceman once got jumped outside of the mall for his Georgetown Hoyas hat.   

1. cico red, home run derbies.
2. not even gonna try to act like my panda mascot was the best. (best elementary school though, definitely)
3. roosevelt. seriously, for most of my life i didn't even know where it was.
4. 
5. some kind of cult or something. did have a cool wooden basketball court gym though.
6. never. 

[steve dave]

the Panda is by far the best mascot of those mentioned

[Dr Rick Daris]

the Panda is by far the best mascot of those mentioned

they only picked it because it rhymes with amanda. i mean seriously. amanda pandas? what forty five year old denholm living hyperinvolved mom of five came up with that one in the mid 80's. a loser that's who. the name sucks. sorry to all involved in that abortion of a school.

[8manpick]

woodrow

lol

woodrow is the hip elite inner city school that all the hick suburb schools secretly want to be like. gtown hoyas hat wearing amanda arnold wannabe probably got jumped and beat up by a woodrow wilsonite.  suburb/farm kid trying to wear his gtown gear in the inner city got what he deserved. lol. go back to your farm hicky hickerson poseur.

 



So are the gangs in Manhattan more or less laughable now than they were when we were bangin'?

Were there teens murdering teens when you guys were bangin'? 'Cause now there are.

[SkinnyBenny]

So are the gangs in Manhattan more or less laughable now than they were when we were bangin'?

Were there teens murdering teens when you guys were bangin'? 'Cause now there are.

Good call.  I think some kid in my bro's class died of autoerotic asphyxiation or something, but I doubt that was gang-related.    

Choices for mascots:

Lee Longhorns
Woodrow Wilson....Wombats?
Theodore Roosevelt Teddy Bears
Marlatt Mustangs
Amanda Arnold Pandas
Eugene Field Unicorns
Ogden......Pat's Pawn & Guns?
Bergman Dolphins
Eugene Field Unicorns (so lolworthy I had to put it twice)
Northview North Stars
Catholic School Weirdos
Flint Hills Christian School Double Weirdos

Any others I'm missing?

[Dr Rick Daris]

FYI, it's ww wolves and they would easily kill and devour all of those other mascots in real life. what a joke.

[SkinnyBenny]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

that guy is long gone. seemed like a mean person. probably dead.

[steve dave]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

robert, k-state super fan

[yoga-like_abana]

woodrow wilson changed from woodchucks pretty disappointing fact

[jmlynch1]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

Always thought his name was Weezy.

Pandas4Lyfe

[michigancat]

If I had a "my high school/town" thread everyone in that town/high school would know exactly who I am. Enough do already.

[chum1]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

Was in town in the 60's.  Hippie.  Did a ton of LSD.  Moved away.  Reappeared many years later with mental problems.  I heard more about him, but that's all I can remember. 

But remember that kid (true) insomniac who was constantly walking around, listening to his walkman.  Skinny, brown hair.  I talked to him several times because he would go into the bars at night to chat with people. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Hey Manhattanites.  What was the story with that old bald homeless dude who always walked around the mall and near the library?  He wore a red hoodie and walked with a limp.  He still around? 

Was in town in the 60's.  Hippie.  Did a ton of LSD.  Moved away.  Reappeared many years later with mental problems.  I heard more about him, but that's all I can remember. 

But remember that kid (true) insomniac who was constantly walking around, listening to his walkman.  Skinny, brown hair.  I talked to him several times because he would go into the bars at night to chat with people. 

billy

[steve dave]

If I had a "my high school/town" thread everyone in that town/high school would know exactly who I am. Enough do already.

was at a wedding in Meade last summer and someone approached me and told me they love the board.  they were old.  and a woman.  i was, all,