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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2012, 08:26:25 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2012, 08:29:22 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2012, 08:30:25 PM »
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #53 on: September 25, 2012, 09:31:19 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

I do the same thing. It makes the first bite much more satisfying.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2012, 09:39:04 PM »
i pinch left corners down with left hand. pinch right corners down with right.

split in half.

eat the innards and discard of corners.


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2012, 08:00:55 AM »
The real answer is, it depends on the size and shape and well-done-ness of each rangoon.
Sometimes I eat one corner at a time, sometimes I grab all four corners and eat the treasure center first, which is fun. Sometimes dip in the hot mustard, sometimes not.

Ever had salmon rangoon at Red Snapper? Because, holy crap.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2012, 08:03:53 AM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yes, makes me shiver. similar to:


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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2012, 08:08:45 AM »
Lol

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2012, 08:16:24 AM »
They're literally full of a sauce type thing.  Do you retards dip your soup in sauce?

Yeah, this is why you are supposed to tear each corner off and dip it back into the inside to get that filling (a.k.a. sauce type thing) in each bite.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2012, 08:16:57 AM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yes, makes me shiver. similar to:


This will haunt me for the rest of my life. I have never seen anyone eat a KitKat in such a horrible manner. That is so wrong.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2012, 08:34:20 AM »
Just try eating the fat hot plump delicious part of the rangoon first next time. Just try it. You don't have to do it every time. But this is one example where you seriously cannot knock it until you've tried it.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #61 on: September 26, 2012, 08:54:07 AM »
mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #62 on: September 26, 2012, 09:13:58 AM »
I have torn rangoons in the past.  not the best way to eat them though.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #63 on: September 26, 2012, 09:19:14 AM »
All of the middle at once is too damn much middle at one time.  That sounds like the best way to make yourself not like crab rangoon anymore.


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #64 on: September 26, 2012, 09:22:59 AM »
I break them in half, twice, and then eat 1/4 at a time. I will try some of the other methods listed here. I WILL NOT eat a Kit Kat like the picture suggests. I simply would not have the will power to not break it apart.
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #65 on: September 26, 2012, 09:27:30 AM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yeah. it's just pure savagery. i worry about some of you guys here sometimes.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #66 on: September 26, 2012, 09:36:34 AM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

this has been haunting me for a year and half.

yes, makes me shiver. similar to:





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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #67 on: September 26, 2012, 09:37:02 AM »
 :horrorsurprise:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2012, 09:41:21 AM »
Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2012, 09:42:23 AM »
Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: Those aren't even connected!!! (are they?)

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2012, 09:43:30 AM »
Last week I ate the pair of Twixxx like they were one candy bar. I felt really tough.

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: Those aren't even connected!!! (are they?)

The are right next to each other in the same package  :dunno:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #71 on: September 26, 2012, 09:44:25 AM »
mocat, do you attack your hot dogs from the middle?


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #72 on: September 26, 2012, 09:44:49 AM »
'clams mind melting crab rangoon thought for the day, 9/26/12

the rangoon at panda express are just rangoon, no crab

the fried wontons at pf changs are actually crab rangoon, but they're called fried wontons

most places use fake crab in their crab rangoon, which is made from fish (pollock), not crab


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2012, 09:47:44 AM »
IMO the aroy thai makes the best crab rangoons in mhk.

I eat crab rangoons by ripping off one arm, dipping and eating it, then gnoshing the eff out of the exposed juicy core.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #74 on: September 26, 2012, 10:07:06 AM »
Crab rangoon with real crab is fantastic and so much better than what most Chinese joints serve.