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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 06:25:27 PM »
crab rangoons taste good with hot sauce on them

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 06:27:53 PM »

you are clueless. not surprising, but i feel like it should be stated. clams basically does what i suggested but then dips in some kind of sauce which apparently can be one of a thousand different sauces. why not just tear in half and dip in ketchup? i mean, seriously? what a joke.

i will rock your crab rangoon eating world.  :comehere:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 06:28:31 PM »
Do you think pterodactyls ate crabs?  If they did I would have to rethink my position.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 06:31:38 PM »
guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 06:32:17 PM »
Tear in half.  To this day I don't think I've had any sauce with them, though.  Could get down with some sriracha.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2011, 06:41:29 PM »
guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2011, 06:42:49 PM »
They're literally full of a sauce type thing.  Do you retards dip your soup in sauce?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2011, 06:44:54 PM »
I would dip my wontons in a sauce though.  Or, even better, just get wonton soup!

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2011, 07:04:53 PM »
 
why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  


omg at PF Changs?? This crap is out of sight.  :emawkid:
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2011, 07:12:22 PM »
If you have a refined palate you will never dip anything in anything.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2011, 07:20:39 PM »
guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2011, 08:21:25 PM »
If you have a refined palate you will never dip anything in anything.

/thread. Except for real this time.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2011, 08:46:37 PM »



Ingredients: Water, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, orange peel, vinegar, salt, dextrose, xarhthan gum, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, carmel color, natural flavors, spices.
:nono:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2011, 08:49:36 PM »
Like rake said.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2011, 08:50:03 PM »

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  


omg at PF Changs?? This crap is out of sight.  :emawkid:
apple's yup, that's a great place to get rangys.


guy1- how do eat your goons
guy2- rip em and put em in sauce
guy1- yeah. me too.
guy2- yeah. we rule.
guy1- yep. sweet and sour is great.
guy2- wtf? sweet and sour is horrible. mustard is great.
guy1- wtf? mustard is horrible.
guy2- wtf? you said you put em in sauce. wtf?
guy3- wtf are you wtf'ers talking about. i rip em and dunk em in sauce. hot sauce. right?
guy2- wtf? we're not talking about wings. we're talking about the best way to eat goons.
guy3- yeah. i know. sauce right?
guy1- fear the beard.
guy2- yeah. fear the beard.
guy3- yeah. fear the beard. eff these other people who don't eat them w/ sauce exactly like we like to eat them.
guys 1 and 2- yeah they're idiots.

hey folks, guess what?  it's the town  jackass trying to steal thunder of smart rangoon eaters and pretend he eats his rangys the right way.  lmao.  my buddy in iraq war is johnny and he can't even eat rangoons right now then you got fake patriots like rick "paris" who brag about fake ways to eat rangoons.  go back to the european continent and allow the real patriots like johnny fight for the troops in iraq.  no bs there's a story for you folks, no bs.  


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2011, 10:31:17 PM »
Lotta sodium in Chinese food.  Whole lotta sodium.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2011, 10:39:45 PM »
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2011, 08:27:48 AM »
then you got fake patriots like rick "paris" who brag about fake ways to eat rangoons. 

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2011, 08:54:27 AM »
Unfortunately I go with #2. You get all of the cream in the last two bites. :curse:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2011, 11:03:00 AM »



Ingredients: Water, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, orange peel, vinegar, salt, dextrose, xarhthan gum, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, carmel color, natural flavors, spices.
:nono:


You know what else isn't in that Duck Sauce??   DUCK!!

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2011, 11:28:51 AM »
I'm kinda weird, I pinch 2 corners on each side and pull apart, splash a little soy sauce, eat the filling first followed by the corners/wanton

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2011, 09:22:21 PM »
I don't like crab rangoons to begin with, but I still read this thread for some reason.  Didn't realize it would stir up such passionate discussion. 

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2011, 08:46:40 AM »
:lol: 'd my ass off in this thread. If at home, I eat them like a wild animal, stuffing entire 'goon into my mouth. In public, I enjoy with that REAL hot mustard stuff. S&S sauce is for women and children.
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