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how do you eat crab rangoons?
« on: February 03, 2011, 05:23:02 PM »
two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.



i do option 1. seems like the only way.


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 05:24:04 PM »
two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.



i do option 1. seems like the only way.

Real choices:

1. the right way

2. I am a slob and people stare in horror as I eat

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 05:24:52 PM »
what sauce?
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 05:25:48 PM »
weird thread

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 05:27:29 PM »
sweet and sour, usually. sometimes the weird chinese mustard stuff. don't knock it till you've tried it.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 05:28:05 PM »

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 05:28:14 PM »
what sauce?

yeah. no crap. mods should rename this thread "how do you eat crab rangoons and some kind of secret sauce that only like two people know about"

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 05:31:34 PM »

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

seems awful

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 05:36:16 PM »

also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

seems awful

look, you're the one that is dipping it in some kind of sauce and is convinced that it's all (4 ripoffs) or none. i'm the sensible one letting you know that there is some kind of middle ground. are you on anti-depressants or something? is there something that you aren't sharing?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 05:36:42 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 05:37:18 PM »
also, i tear the sob in half right down the middle and then eat the crab out of one and then the rangoon and then eat the crab out of the other and then the other rangoon. boom. problem solved. next.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 05:37:58 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

you've got to be shitting me. in what world does this even make sense?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 05:38:33 PM »
I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.

you've got to be shitting me. in what world does this even make sense?

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2011, 05:39:56 PM »
look, you're the one that is dipping it in some kind of sauce and is convinced that it's all (4 ripoffs) or none. i'm the sensible one letting you know that there is some kind of middle ground. are you on anti-depressants or something? is there something that you aren't sharing?

there's no middle ground. your method is awful.

I squeeze the four handles together and eat the round side first.
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2011, 05:48:10 PM »
My rangoons only have 3 corners.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2011, 05:48:48 PM »
two options, imho:

1)tear off one of the four "handles" at a time, dip in sauce, eat.

2)dip whole thing in sauce, take awkward bites off of the whole crab rangoon.



i do option 1. seems like the only way.

Option 1 minus the sauce. It's the only non-disgusting way.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2011, 05:51:56 PM »
you open it up and eat the insides, then throw the shell away

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2011, 06:01:51 PM »
excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread.  

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.

« Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 06:11:26 PM by pissclams »


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 06:03:12 PM »
They are gross.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 06:14:06 PM »
I usually tear mine in half.   Prefer to dip in duck sauce.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 06:14:49 PM »
excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread.  

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.



/thread.

don't understand all the rough ridin' confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.

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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 06:17:40 PM »
excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread. 

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.



/thread.

don't understand all the rough ridin' confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.


I usually tear mine in half.   Prefer to dip in duck sauce.

duck sauce is an excellent addition to this thread!


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 06:18:33 PM »
just want to send kudos to my sauce eating brethren, well done boys, well done. 

guess we know how to spot the rangoon noobs in the crowd now don't we?  LMFAO :lol:  LMFAO


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Re: how do you eat crab rangoons?
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 06:21:05 PM »
excellent thread.  so jealous i didn't think of this thread. 

why am i not the least bit surprised that you scrubs have never had a plum ginger sauce with your rangoon?  why?  because you're a bunch of food doorknobs.

at least pretend you've been served a sweet/sour sauce with your rangoon aka wontons.  you're embarrassing yourselves.  you're embarrassing me.

here's how i eat mine-
grab two of the four, rip the wonton in half, taking two apart from other two.  dip the half in hand into sauce.  rip the two apart and eat one quarter of total rangoon at a time, taking note to redip rangoon/wonton into sauce as needed.


edit- i love rangoon and anyone that thinks they're gross is prob a 'gloid.



/thread.

don't understand all the effing confusion about the idea of sauce in this thread!!! it could be anything, fuktards.



you are clueless. not surprising, but i feel like it should be stated. clams basically does what i suggested but then dips in some kind of sauce which apparently can be one of a thousand different sauces. why not just tear in half and dip in ketchup? i mean, seriously? what a joke.
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