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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Possible WW3 thread
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Yeah, he's been dead for some time now. I think the news here is that his wife has travelled to Russia and expects Putin to help her out.
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(Verse 1)
Oh, gather 'round, ye hearty souls, and hear a tale of old,
Of Captain Trump, whose ship sailed bold, or so the story's told.
His skin as orange as the sunset's glow, his hands like tiny shells,
But when it comes to captaining, well, the ocean he oft rebels.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 2)
He'd sail the seas of policy, with tweets that shook the mast,
His crew bewildered, aghast, as scandals sailed so fast.
From Stormy Waters to foreign lands, his lust did cause a storm,
His ship of state, a shaky thing, with every twist and turn.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 3)
But though his course was wayward, and his compass oft astray,
Captain Trump would boast and brag, as if he'd win the day.
Yet storms of truth and winds of change, they blew with mighty force,
And soon his ship was tossed about, with no clear charted course.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 4)
Now Captain Trump, he's sailed his last, his legacy a tale,
Of a captain bold but wayward, whose ship did oft bewail.
So here's a toast to captains past, with stories to regale,
May their tales remind us, as we sail, of truths that never fail.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
Making it a decade in the Russian paramilitary before getting raped and killed seems like a really good run
“The onslaught of fake accounts also uses up the available namespace, so many good handles are taken as a result.”
I took that personally.
I've always thought it was strange that in this day and age we still use the word "Indians" as we now know it was used just because homeboy thought he was in India. Granted, Cleveland Native Americans doesn't have the same ring to it.
Civil war is fine, kind of boring.
I did like how they framed what the war was about and it took a while to get there.
Have not seen, but what lead up to California and Texas somehow being aligned?
maybe the royals wouldn't be a small market team if their fans would actually pay for whatever channel is required to watch them, good gracious. now more than ever they need you to stop being Midwest Cheap
Wish I got Bally sports
I thought Amazon came to some agreement and it's all on prime now?
I'm glad he's finally stopped pretending to tolerate gay people
This has been known to billiard and dart players for generations.
Also, certain message board posters.
Poker, slow pitch softball, backing babes, the list is basically endless.
Someone needs to produce and market a “slight booze buzz” pill
Has the opposite impact on kickball players