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Title: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 24, 2010, 02:10:23 PM
A few people have gotten my email address and started emailing me directly, and including me on CC's.  Ironically, most of it is very Jewish and Jew related. 

Naturally, i'm rolling with it.  Here are a few examples.

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 24, 2010, 02:12:07 PM
1st Email
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Hello My Darlings,

It was good to chat even thought it was short.  I am glad you both doing well.

Well Linda emailed me.  I am now trying to find out about the Hyatt for Abram and I.  And I told her we would rent a car, to make it easy.  We are planning to go on Thursday sometime, and will leave on Monday.  I know how important this is for Linda and the family.  And we just want to be there, see all of you and enjoy Gena's big big day.

Let me know that you got this.

By the way, also let me know when you are coming to New York City.  Your gift from us was redone, and I want you to have it for your New York apartment.


Much much love,
Ty

My Reply

Quote
Ty,

Sorry for the delay in my response. (EDITORS NOTE: He sent his first email in April. I replied today) I will be heading to New York in early August. I will be ICING bro's all night long, so if you wish to participate, you best be prepared.

Your bro -
Saul

His reply to that
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Dear Saul,

Good to hear from you.  Abram says to say hell and hope you are doing well.
Also, what does Icing Bro's mean?

Sorry.

Love,
Ty
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 24, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
2nd Email
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Saul
Sarah Rothschild sent this to me.
Given our discussions yesterday and the discussion at the Board meeting on Interfaith weddings I feel it is imperative you read this and see what other views are progressing out there!!!
I believe this Rabbi supports what Ellen and I (and what Rabbi Tuchman had come to learn) were talking about last night!!
I would personally like to send this to the Rabbi but I don't know if it is my place - BUT I am happy to if you need some extra support :)
 
While I am not on the Board - I can still feed LOTS of information and progressive inclusive ideas to you :)
 
Peace
 and thank you again for your time
Ali
----- Original Message -----
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected] ; [email protected]
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 8:44 AM
Subject: just a little thing

So.... I've been looking around Maryland at other Reform congregations.  Bet Chesed has this as a link from their homepage.  It makes them very attractive to me, although they don't have a building and don't seem to have religious school for kids (which is a huge problem!).  On the other hand, someone could bring this to the Or Chadash board...
 
 

Why interfaith marriage should be part of URJ congregational practices:

    *
      The goal is Jewish continuity. The critical question is how best to
      serve that goal. Numbers increase by addition, not subtraction.
    *
      The first imperative is to not foreclose future relationships between
      the couple and the Jewish community. Refusing participation in the
      wedding may be treated with lifetime resentment by the Jewish partner,
      even if the marriage doesn't endure.
    *
      Jewish status, especially of the children, is a major concern. There
      are two kinds of Jewish status:

          o
            Jewish identity, for which there are four pillars: lineality
            (either parent) or conversion, Jewish self-identification, Torah
            (meaning all of Jewish learning and tradition) as the primary source of
            guidance, and the mitzvah system (life cycle and behavior). At least
            three pillars are needed.
          o
            Status as a ger toshav (literally, a resident stranger, also settled
            sojourner or "Friend of the Folk"). The non-Jewish partner who
            participates in Jewish community activities -- and especially who raises
            Jewish children -- has this status, and is thereby included with the
            "mixed multitude" that stood at Sinai.

    *
      The rabbi must be engaged in the process and should spend extended
      time (Rabbi Brenner allocates 9 hours) with the couple, explaining Judaism
      and the importance of Jewish continuity, and encouraging the couple to
      decide how to raise any children that may be born from the union. We must
      discourage choices of "neither" and "both." And we must not foresake a
      couple that decides to be "non-Jewish."
    *
      Rabbi Brenner, who has many years of experience counseling interfaith
      couples, has concluded that a process called "convergence" happens first
      ("Yes, I can raise a Jewish child"). Conversion sometimes comes years
      later.
    *
      The tone of the marriage is set during the wedding arrangements.
      Halachically, the wedding is conducted by the clergy who supervises the
      ketubah signing and exchange of rings. The blessings and speeches,
      whether by clergy or family, are secondary. Be there, if only for the
      Jewish relatives. Openness regarding participation will be remembered and
      appreciated by the couple and the Jewish partner's family.
    *
      It is misguided, short-sighted, and transparently contradictory to
      recruit interfaith married couples but reject the process of marrying
      them.

We increase numbers and strengthen the Jewish community by adding
children, gerei toshav, converts, and returnees (whose families
separated from Judaism and who rediscover their roots). And the
non-Jewish partners we tend to get are the best, the real keepers.

For more details, see http://www.reevebrenner.com/books/chewish

My Reply
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Ali,

Great information.  While I support interfaith marriages, I do not know how a Hindu and a Jew could marry.  After all, even after reincarnation in to a higher caste, my mother would still not approve of the schiksa.

L'Chaim,

Saul
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
I have had random people email my gmail account, too, because I got the first initial/last name combo (I have a fairly common last name), and I think someone gave out my email as theirs.

One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on June 24, 2010, 02:21:36 PM
One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.

good one sys
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: sys on June 24, 2010, 02:54:22 PM
One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.

good one sys

yeah, if that wasn't me, it was prolly meant for me.  go ahead and forward the pic.



do you really have a common surname?  like, common in the united states?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on June 24, 2010, 03:02:02 PM
I have had random people email my gmail account, too, because I got the first initial/last name combo (I have a fairly common last name), and I think someone gave out my email as theirs.

One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.
your last name is far from common

i have  the same gmail combo though- first name initial, last name combo and get crap all the time from people.  one chick registered to match.com with the address.  so i hax0red her account. 

maybe we should use this thread to posts emails we weren't supposed to receive.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2010, 03:05:14 PM
I have had random people email my gmail account, too, because I got the first initial/last name combo (I have a fairly common last name), and I think someone gave out my email as theirs.

One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.
your last name is far from common

My last name is common enough that there are people everywhere that have it, but it's uncommon enough that everyone assumes I know them all.  In the Czech republic, it's like Johnson or something.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Pete on June 24, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
I rough ridin' knew it.  Czech bastard.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: sys on June 24, 2010, 03:16:34 PM
huh.  little deer.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 24, 2010, 03:42:30 PM
My first and last name would match at least 25000 people in the tri-state area of the Jewish faith.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Pete on June 24, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
Saul's real name is Adolph Titler.  True story.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on June 24, 2010, 03:51:32 PM
I've been getting emails meant for someone in Arizona for about 2 years.   Birthday cards, political crap, facebook album links.   Annoying as eff.   I've been pretty laid back about it until last week and I started replying in a terse and foul manner.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 24, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
I have had random people email my gmail account, too, because I got the first initial/last name combo (I have a fairly common last name), and I think someone gave out my email as theirs.

One time I got a picture of a snake sent to me and a bunch of other people.  It was kind of weird.
your last name is far from common

i have  the same gmail combo though- first name initial, last name combo and get crap all the time from people.  one chick registered to match.com with the address.  so i hax0red her account. 

maybe we should use this thread to posts emails we weren't supposed to receive.

[email protected].
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: jtksu on June 24, 2010, 09:14:15 PM
I keep getting pictures from some lady.  Babies, houses, vacations, etc.  Guess she has my email confused with a friend or family member.  I keep replying (politely) that we don't know each other so she prob doesn't want to keep sending me pics, but she hasn't stoppedm. crap's been going on for like 2 years.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: hemmy on June 25, 2010, 08:18:56 AM
My mom's side of my family is Czech, they listen to Polka music.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
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Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 25, 2010, 09:00:52 AM
I just sent her a link to this page.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 25, 2010, 09:02:34 AM
What a dumbass kid
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on August 30, 2010, 09:42:54 AM
Got this exchange this morning.

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I had a dream that the three of us(Sandy, Ryan, and I) flew in a private plane to some city, where our small plan landed and taxied into the first floor of a hotel (it could fit because it had tiny wings). Then we exited the plane directly into a tiny room white room with nothing in besides a white table and a Russian with a big mustache. We played poker with the Russian.Texas Hold Em.   But not high stakes poker. $40 buy-in.

And then I left and went upstairs to a conference where I saw Madeline Albright speak, and then I spoke to her afterward.  She was very friendly. And although she was Madeline Albright, she looked like Helen Thomas,  that shriveled up old reporter who talked all that crap about sending jews back to Poland.

And my Mother was there.  She didn't know who Madeline Albright was, and didn't understand how I could know either. She seemed dismayed by the hole thing.

Then I met up with you guys and Rachel at a club.  We partied and had fun.   Jessie was there and she was having fun, until she got into a fight with an ex from a long time ago. (Sarah Tolkoff, the tiny ballerina from California).

That is all.

R

Quote
what kind of drugs did you do last night??

Quote
chlorpheniramine.   its an antihistamine.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on August 30, 2010, 09:49:32 AM
that's a pretty solid one
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on February 17, 2011, 03:04:53 PM
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 2:41 PM
To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; Tdd Kgus
Subject: WSJ.com - Opinion: Now Comes the Global Revolution in Services
 
(link to WSJ article)
 
 
Original sender's note:   It's a global economy boys...

 

 
Response 1 from one of the guy on the email:
Bob,
 
Thanks for the article.  It’s an interesting and, I believe, accurate assessment of the future.  Unfortunately, I don’t see much good accruing to America outside of (potentially) cheaper products (as if cheaper products was the ultimate goal…).
 
This is the natural progression of things – export the manufacturing (including the technology and the know-how to scale); export the engineering; export the support services; export the design; and ultimately do nothing but market and distribute here in America.  Now I ask, does that sound like a winning philosophy as a nation?
 
Please note, if you answer “yes”, then you have to answer the follow up question – what do you do for a middle class?  (please don’t answer “health care”…)
 
TK

Response 2 from another guy on the email:

No value judgments, just what is. We (individually & collectively) can adapt & survive or…

Response 3 from me:
I think it's complete bullshit




Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on February 17, 2011, 03:06:30 PM
from:  [email protected]

Subject:  team C

Hi sweet lady!
I was just wondering if you would mind sending me the lesson for this weekend:) It was not attached to the email you gave me:) and I left the USB stick at church..grr..sorry!
thanks luv
jojo
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 17, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
from:  [email protected]

Subject:  team C

Hi sweet lady!
I was just wondering if you would mind sending me the lesson for this weekend:) It was not attached to the email you gave me:) and I left the USB stick at church..grr..sorry!
thanks luv
jojo

Were I not at work there would be a link to a guide to unique sexual positions posted right here to send back to her. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on February 17, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
from:  [email protected]

Subject:  team C

Hi sweet lady!
I was just wondering if you would mind sending me the lesson for this weekend:) It was not attached to the email you gave me:) and I left the USB stick at church..grr..sorry!
thanks luv
jojo

Were I not at work there would be a link to a guide to unique sexual positions posted right here to send back to her. 

bad karma, initial email was church related
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2011, 02:29:57 PM
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Hello Family!

We've narrowed down a space, a day, and are getting really excited !    We are going to get married in Brooklyn on Saturday, September 24th in the evening.   Another save the date will come out in the mail, but just wanted to at the least let you know.  We are going to block off rooms at hotels nearby, and will give you that info as soon as we can.

Really can't wait to share this event and the place we call home with all of you. The space is great, and its going to be an amazing party. See you soon!


Love,

R and J

also included pics of the couple kissing and their footprints on a beach.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on March 14, 2011, 02:56:50 PM
Saul from New York signed up on Ashley Madison. :/
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 14, 2011, 06:50:12 PM
For about 2 weeks I kept getting emails about coaching 3rd grade boys basketball.  Also, was informed to not, I repeat not, stop at Starbucks prior to games as no drinks are allowed in the gym.  Weirdest part, it was for coaching 3rd grade boys (which I have none) at a school in my neighborhood.  What are the chances I got on some random email chain for something going on in my own neighborhood???
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on March 14, 2011, 06:51:42 PM
For about 2 weeks I kept getting emails about coaching 3rd grade boys basketball.  Also, was informed to not, I repeat not, stop at Starbucks prior to games as no drinks are allowed in the gym.  Weirdest part, it was for coaching 3rd grade boys (which I have none) at a school in my neighborhood.  What are the chances I got on some random email chain for something going on in my own neighborhood???

Thought you were Real Fitz?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: jtksu on March 14, 2011, 07:00:23 PM
I'm more interested in the coffee addiction that the intended recipient clearly suffers from.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2011, 11:33:45 AM
so, I applied to a job at a fairly high-profile company that would be pretty cool to work for. After a couple weeks, they say they like me and want to do a phone interview. I let them know when I was available, they told me those times wouldn't work, I give them more times, and I don't hear from them for a week and a half. I threw in one follow up email, still nothing.

Then today, the HR contact sends me an email with some internal accounting details by mistake. (apparently someone with the first name of michigan also works there). It also says that a new person is replacing her as the recruiter.

Kind of strange. Not sure if I should reply, because it would embarrass the crap out of her, but i think it would get her attention and i really want to work for them. (even though one of their employees fails at email).
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 19, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
so, I applied to a job at a fairly high-profile company that would be pretty cool to work for. After a couple weeks, they say they like me and want to do a phone interview. I let them know when I was available, they told me those times wouldn't work, I give them more times, and I don't hear from them for a week and a half. I threw in one follow up email, still nothing.

Then today, the HR contact sends me an email with some internal accounting details by mistake. (apparently someone with the first name of michigan also works there). It also says that a new person is replacing her as the recruiter.

Kind of strange. Not sure if I should reply, because it would embarrass the crap out of her, but i think it would get her attention and i really want to work for them. (even though one of their employees fails at email).
Some people live and die by that autocomplete feature.  Sometimes it gets deleted and they freak out. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 19, 2011, 12:41:51 PM
sounds to me like you just need to show up and act like the job is yours, then end of pay period take it to small claims court when you don't get paid.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on April 19, 2011, 01:38:48 PM
so, I applied to a job at a fairly high-profile company that would be pretty cool to work for. After a couple weeks, they say they like me and want to do a phone interview. I let them know when I was available, they told me those times wouldn't work, I give them more times, and I don't hear from them for a week and a half. I threw in one follow up email, still nothing.

Then today, the HR contact sends me an email with some internal accounting details by mistake. (apparently someone with the first name of michigan also works there). It also says that a new person is replacing her as the recruiter.

Kind of strange. Not sure if I should reply, because it would embarrass the cac out of her, but i think it would get her attention and i really want to work for them. (even though one of their employees fails at email).

Don't sleep on this chance to get back in touch with them.  Obviously this was sent to you by mistake, but it gives you a great opportunity to get back on their radar.   :driving:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2011, 01:43:39 PM
so, I applied to a job at a fairly high-profile company that would be pretty cool to work for. After a couple weeks, they say they like me and want to do a phone interview. I let them know when I was available, they told me those times wouldn't work, I give them more times, and I don't hear from them for a week and a half. I threw in one follow up email, still nothing.

Then today, the HR contact sends me an email with some internal accounting details by mistake. (apparently someone with the first name of michigan also works there). It also says that a new person is replacing her as the recruiter.

Kind of strange. Not sure if I should reply, because it would embarrass the cac out of her, but i think it would get her attention and i really want to work for them. (even though one of their employees fails at email).

Don't sleep on this chance to get back in touch with them.  Obviously this was sent to you by mistake, but it gives you a great opportunity to get back on their radar.   :driving:

aren't you an architect or designer or something? or is that Paul Moscow? Or is it both of you? :surprised:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on April 19, 2011, 01:51:25 PM

aren't you an architect or designer or something? or is that Paul Moscow? Or is it both of you? :surprised:

I am not a designer or anything artsy, although I did happen to draw a picture just last night and I was accused of being metrosexual back when that term was used (off topic).  That seems like something Paul Moscow would do, though.  (So I sadly can't give you a hook up in that area, if you're fishing.)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2011, 01:56:41 PM
I am not a designer or anything artsy, although I did happen to draw a picture just last night and I was accused of being metrosexual back when that term was used (off topic).

wow, congrats. I have been described as a hipster by people who I don't think quite understand what a hipster is (one of which actually denied being a metro at the time). being a metro is much more impressive.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2011, 01:59:00 PM
I am not a designer or anything artsy, although I did happen to draw a picture just last night and I was accused of being metrosexual back when that term was used (off topic).

wow, congrats. I have been described as a hipster by people who I don't think quite understand what a hipster is (one of which actually denied being a metro at the time). being a metro is much more impressive.

both are elite, would take
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on January 05, 2012, 12:22:08 PM
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SO EXCITED!  this will be awesome.

so below is our music list, and i also attached the entire worksheet that we gave to the DJamer.



Dancing.  We think we’d like a lot of pop that people know, including some funk, some older soul, 80's, old school hip hop, newish hip hop, some dirty hip hop, some Detroit booty house and more. We envision that later in the night will be the time for bumpin, grittier hip hop.


These are in no particularly order. if you want us to put it in order let me know. We may need your capable skills to pick music for the ‘older generation’ as well as slower songs.


Al green
Sam Cook

Michael Jackson: Billy Jean , ABC, PYT, Rock with You
Tribe Called Quest: Scenario
*Safety Dance
Prince: *Kiss, Little Red Corvette, Rasberry Beret

Bowie: Pressure
LCD Sound System: *Home, All my friends, Get Innocuous
Sissor Sisters: cover of comfortably numb
Snoop Dog: sensual seduction, drop it like its hot
Bel Biv Devoe: *Poison
*celebrate

jungle boogie
Gnarles Barkly: *Crazy
Outcast: *so fresh and so clean
James Brown: Get up, Popcorn
Flashlight
We want the funk
Brick house
Superfreak
R Kelly: ignition remix
Salt n’Pepa: Push It
Hall and Oats: I cant for go that

*Hood rat hood rat hoochie momma(definetely later in the evening)
*Beyonce- crazy in love, single ladies

*Justin Timberlake: *Rock your body, Sexy back
Rappers Delight

Slick Rick lodi dodi

Kid Cudi: poker face

*anything with the name “jessie” in it

*Lady gaga- bad romance, *paparrazzi

*Jay-Z - New york state of mind, Dirt off your shoulder,

*The Cars: Shake it up

David Bowie: suffragette city

santogold- say ah

kanye

T. Rex

Madonna- Like a Prayer

*Talking Heads: Wild life

Katy Perry

The Hora and other Jewish music for a medley early on in the dance party

Move out

Dont you want me baby

*Lionel Richie: All Night Long

Gloria

Our House

Sean Paul

The Clash

The Cure

The Specials: Little Bitch

J Giles Band: Centerfold

Ceelo Green: eff You

Joan Jett: I love rock n roll

B 52’s: Love shack

Duran Duran

Journey: Don’t stop believin

Stevie Wonder


My Posse’s on Broadway

Ghost Face--CherzChez le ghost

Flo Rida: Low

Fela Kuti-Zombie? or anything else from his endless cannon.

Gucci Mane-- Lemonaide

Old Dirty Bastard!--I got ya money, Baby I like it raw

Cousin Cole and Shop Boyz--Party Like a Rockstar sweet child mashup(cousin cole’s rock mix)



Dinner—there will be no formal dinner people will be eating throughout the night. Food stations, but no official dinner.



Favorite artists


We left this blank because we love so many artists, it was hard to pick a couple that are the favorites!


Do not play


Celine Dion

Clay Aiken

Josh Groban

The Eagles

Rod Stewart

Barry Manilow

Barbra Streisand

Billy Joel

Bruno Mars

Train

Dave Matthews Band

Any Country (Garth Brooks, Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood... etc)

Any “tween” or Disney pop (Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber... etc!)

"The Chicken Dance"

“Friends in Low Places” - Garth Brooks

"Old Time Rock & Roll" - Bob Seager

“Cats in the Cradle” - Harry Chapin

“Hotel California” - The Eagles

“I Will Survive” - Donna Summer

“YMCA” - Village People

“Macarena” - Los Del Rio

“Mambo No. 5” - Lou Bega

“Who Let the Dogs Out” - Baja Men

“I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” - Aerosmith

“Monie monie”

“We are Family”

“Shout”

“I've had the time of my life”
Title: Re: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: CNS on January 05, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
Detroit Booty House????

Sent from my MB611 using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 12:48:22 PM
who plays LCD Sound System at a wedding dance? 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2012, 01:02:53 PM
who plays LCD Sound System at a wedding dance? 

personally though odb-like it raw was possibly an odder wedding dance choice. i would deffy like an invite to this thing though.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 01:04:06 PM
Like you have to list YMCA or the Chicken Dance for a wedding DJamer to play it  :lol:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on January 05, 2012, 01:04:34 PM
michigancat, i think God intervened on this one.  there's a reason why you got this email.  it's time for you to do something to save this disastrous playlist.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 05, 2012, 01:06:41 PM
also, if they play even half of these suggestions, this wedding is going to last somewhere around three days. good thing there are food stations and not just a single meal.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: _33 on January 05, 2012, 01:14:26 PM
Like you have to list YMCA or the Chicken Dance for a wedding DJamer to play it  :lol:

Those are on the "do not play" list. Which is strange because they are fun and great.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on January 05, 2012, 01:15:33 PM
Like you have to list YMCA or the Chicken Dance for a wedding DJamer to play it  :lol:

Those are on the "do not play" list. Which is strange because they are fun and great.

oh, crap.  yeah, what a shitty dance.  I'm sure all the flower girls and little kids are going to have a great time out there dancing to that garbage  :flush:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Trim on April 13, 2012, 01:07:45 PM
Quote
[email protected]
1:01 PM (5 minutes ago)

to me
I met you at an open house a few weeks ago (4716 Yorkshire Drive, Ellicott City). I wanted to let you know that I will be there again on Sunday for another open house. If you want to see the house again, please stop by!!
 
Additionally, if there is anything I can do to assist you in your house hunting, please let me know. I would be happy to help.
 
Thanks!
 
Rob
 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Robert Smith , Realtor

Keller Williams Select Realtors
3290 North Ridge Road, Suite 150
Ellicott City, MD 21043

(443)574-1600 - Office
(410)241-3883 - Cell
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2012, 01:09:50 PM
ask him to cut the price in half on that dump
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Trim on April 13, 2012, 01:15:43 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.janhellriegel.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2Frobert_smith2.jpg&hash=f89ac7b5bb5f949724099e0bcc5e23799c5706c5)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F30.media.tumblr.com%2F3U5wfj1yY3cm3yjdwavYYXfO_500.jpg&hash=425272521ea2d7aed357b0b67b1f55ec5509e935)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.sysomos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fquestion-mark.jpg&hash=b7fd6b61efb1c4ea9b592758d85ac3859cbf6201)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on April 13, 2012, 01:17:44 PM
I doubt the Cure's Robert Smith works for Keller Williams.  Maybe the RB does. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on April 18, 2012, 11:39:20 AM
QUOTED W/O CONTEXT:


Quote
Oh hey honey booboo. That was so quick, I think it was because I drank
my gogo juice while we were working on them.
So glad it came so soon an you got it! Can't wait to see you again soon.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on April 18, 2012, 11:41:18 AM
QUOTED W/O CONTEXT:


Quote
Oh hey honey booboo. That was so quick, I think it was because I drank
my gogo juice while we were working on them.
So glad it came so soon an you got it! Can't wait to see you again soon.
This has potential. I would respond.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 19, 2012, 10:39:12 AM
Quote
ážený zákazníku,

Vámi objednané zboží je již pro Vás p?ipravené v našem skladu každý pracovní den od 7:00 do 17:00 hodin na Vrbenské 16 v ?eských Bud?jovicích. Zboží si prosím vyzvedn?te do 5-ti pracovních dn? od p?ijetí této zprávy. V opa?ném p?ípad? bude Vaše objednávka automaticky stornována. V p?ípad? dalších dotaz? nás m?žete kontaktovat na adrese [email protected].

S p?átelským pozdravem

Iveta P A V L Í K O V Á

asistentka prodeje

ELEKTRA PV s.r.o.

Vrbenská 197/23, 37001 ?eské Bud?jovice I I?O: 48202550

tel: +420 389 600 125

e-mail: [email protected] http://www.levneelektro.cz

someone w/ a similar name ordered some electronics in the Czech Republic.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 19, 2012, 10:40:52 AM
KOUGS?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on October 24, 2012, 03:14:56 PM
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=3626506255548&source=jl999
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 24, 2012, 03:58:40 PM
Some kid with similar name/email bought a car in Tacoma, WA.  I got an email from the dealership.  Looked him up on FB, forwarded email to him, congratulated him on his sweet Ford Fiesta.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 24, 2012, 04:06:06 PM
Quote
How’s it going? Make anything on that 4 axis CNC mill yet? An opportunity has risen in Cargill Agriculture Supply Chain as a TRCA. Surprisingly Alex brought it to my attention, and as I get closer to the 18 month mark (June 31st) this may be a good place/time to move. I seek your thoughts on this, and expect to see my resume in the next couple of days.
 
 
Some questions:
 
1. Hiring manager is Shelly _______. Any opinion on what you think it would be like working for her?
 
2. Do you think moving to a TRCA role is a solid career decision? I’ve tentatively joined a CISSP study group… being in another security role would get me that extra 2 years to get the cert.
 
 
 
I look forward to hearing from you.

Quote
Hey, sorry for the delayed response, it has been a bit interesting/busy around here lately.  I have visited the lathe, but have not used it.  At this point I am too scared that I will either break it or it will kill me.
 
A couple of thoughts for you:
 
·  Shelly is an inexperienced manager and not a technologist in any way/shape/form.  You may be frustrated by this, but it would also be an opportunity to become the “techspert” for CASC.  My off the record opinion is that she is not a very good risk manager, has a difficult time making difficult decisions and needs to be pushed to deliver.  I would invite you to ask around though, as I have learned I can be kind of a dick when it comes to assessing people’s performance.
 
·  The TRCA role certainly has an unsure future, but it will continue to exist in some way/shape/form.  As it stands today with TRCAs assigned directly to a particular platform, I just don’t see that continuing with the advent of service delivery, but I may be wrong.  However I see more of a pool of TRCAs, assigned as necessary to work on business risks.  More breadth, less depth.
 
·  Philosophical thought of the day: Is security what you really want to do long-term?  For me, it isn’t.  It’s obviously early in your career, but think about how TRCA will fit into getting you ready for your next job.  What do you want your next job to be?  All important questions to ask yourself before moving ahead with this.
 
· Non-philosophical thought of the day: Take a look at what else is out there… I mean besides Cargill, and I’m not just saying this because I left.  You have great skills and Cargill continues to demonstrate that it is not an IT friendly company.  Make sure that your decision gets you what you want and deserve.  I chose to not get that for a long time, and in hindsight, wish I would have made the decision to leave much earlier.  Don’t get me wrong, I love the company and the people, but its strategy doesn’t align with my own goals, took me a while and a couple months at Harvard to realize that.

Ironically, this came from a person whose title was "Principal Security Architect" at a MAJOR software company.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on October 24, 2012, 04:25:28 PM
did you make up a reply? Or were you cc'd along with a couple other folks?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 24, 2012, 04:27:16 PM
I got the response, and saw the original question on it.

I replied:

"Great response, you should definitely send this to Jay."

and the guy replied:

"lol  :facepalm:"
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on October 24, 2012, 04:28:15 PM
I got the response, and saw the original question on it.

I replied:

"Great response, you should definitely send this to Jay."

and the guy replied:

"lol  :facepalm:"

so he replied to a different email than the one sent to him? pffffft
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 24, 2012, 04:28:57 PM
I got the response, and saw the original question on it.

I replied:

"Great response, you should definitely send this to Jay."

and the guy replied:

"lol  :facepalm:"

so he replied to a different email than the one sent to him? pffffft

CISSP's everywhere are discredited
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: highway61 on October 24, 2012, 04:37:11 PM
Quote
ážený zákazníku,

Vámi objednané zboží je již pro Vás p?ipravené v našem skladu každý pracovní den od 7:00 do 17:00 hodin na Vrbenské 16 v ?eských Bud?jovicích. Zboží si prosím vyzvedn?te do 5-ti pracovních dn? od p?ijetí této zprávy. V opa?ném p?ípad? bude Vaše objednávka automaticky stornována. V p?ípad? dalších dotaz? nás m?žete kontaktovat na adrese [email protected].

S p?átelským pozdravem

Iveta P A V L Í K O V Á

asistentka prodeje

ELEKTRA PV s.r.o.

Vrbenská 197/23, 37001 ?eské Bud?jovice I I?O: 48202550

tel: +420 389 600 125

e-mail: [email protected] http://www.levneelektro.cz

someone w/ a similar name ordered some electronics in the Czech Republic.

I believe I can help you out a little bit.  Ceske Budjovice is a town.  It used to be called Ceske Budweis, but then they changed it.  That is where the name Budweiser comes from.  Hope this helps!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on October 24, 2012, 04:50:03 PM
Quote
ážený zákazníku,

Vámi objednané zboží je již pro Vás p?ipravené v našem skladu každý pracovní den od 7:00 do 17:00 hodin na Vrbenské 16 v ?eských Bud?jovicích. Zboží si prosím vyzvedn?te do 5-ti pracovních dn? od p?ijetí této zprávy. V opa?ném p?ípad? bude Vaše objednávka automaticky stornována. V p?ípad? dalších dotaz? nás m?žete kontaktovat na adrese [email protected].

S p?átelským pozdravem

Iveta P A V L Í K O V Á

asistentka prodeje

ELEKTRA PV s.r.o.

Vrbenská 197/23, 37001 ?eské Bud?jovice I I?O: 48202550

tel: +420 389 600 125

e-mail: [email protected] http://www.levneelektro.cz

someone w/ a similar name ordered some electronics in the Czech Republic.

I believe I can help you out a little bit.  Ceske Budjovice is a town.  It used to be called Ceske Budweis, but then they changed it.  That is where the name Budweiser comes from.  Hope this helps!

Stealin' beer names 'eh?  Trademark infringed!  Get ready to have your face sued through your ass, bud. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on February 07, 2013, 04:51:46 PM
Quote
Žiadajte výpis zo zdravotnej pois?ovne

Ahojte všetci známi i neznámi, prosim, venujte trochu pozornosti tomuto
oznamu!
Oplatí sa vám to! Prosim, preposlite tento oznam aj ?alej, všetkým známym i
neznamym, rodi?om... nech sa o nom dozvie každý...
Ak ste poistencami zdravotných pois?ovní, máte možnos? dat si ZADARMO
zhotovit VÝPIS z Ú?TU POISTENCA od vašej zdravotnej pois?ovne. Sta?í ís? raz
do pois?ovne, dat sa zaregistrova? a požiada? o elektronické zasielanie
výpisov.
Výpisy zo svojho ú?tu
si budete môc? prezera? doma na svojom po?íta?i. Je to zadarmo, ve?mi
jednoduché a OPLATÍ SA TO....
Prídete na to, ?i si Váš lekár od pois?ovne ú?toval úkony, ktoré NAOZAJ
vykonal alebo si na vás zarába aj za tie vykony, ktore vam nikdy nevykonal a
dokonca aj v dni, kedy ste v jeho ambulancii vobec neboli!!!
Potvrdzujem z vlastnej skúsenosti!!!)
Pod vašim používate?sky menom si môžete dat zaregistrova? aj vaše deti,
vašich rodi?ov (rodi?ia s tým musia súhlasi?) a takisto prezera? výpisy z
ich ú?tov poistenca...
Lekári na svoje podvody využívajúci práve starých ludi, o ktorých vedia, ze
sa o žiadne výpisy nezaujímajú a ze ich nebudú kontrolova?... Je to velmi
dobra vec a zialbohu to malokto vie... Samotny lekar Vam to nikdy nepovie,
stratil by prijem...
Aj ja som na výpise úctu našiel MNOHÉ nezrovnalosti, lekári si ú?tovali za
výkony, ktoré neurobili, za injekcie, ktoré som nikdy nedostal, pri
kontrolách si vykazovali diagnózy, ktoré som s ur?itos?ou nemal a nemam,
vsetko len preto, aby na mne zarobili ?o najviac....
Dokonca som raz našiel zaú?tovaný výkon v de?, kedy som bol ambulancii, no
sestri?ka mi oznámila, že pani doktorka tam nie je a ani cely de? nebude.
Okrem toho som si našiel zau?tovaný výkon aj v de?, kedy som vobec nebol v
ambulancii, bol som na zahranicnej dovolenke!!!!
Všetko som nahlásil pois?ovni a Úradu nad dohla? nad zdravotnou
starostlivos?ou a ?akám na spravodlivé potrestanie vinnikov!!!
Divíme sa, v akom stave je naše zdravotníctvo, v mediach po?ujeme, ako rastu
dlhy našich pois?ovní, ako to, ze nikto nepride na to, ze najvä?šmi dlžníkmi
a okradacmi poistovni su prave samotni lekari?
Ako je to možne, ze ich nikto nekontroluje a môžu si ú?tova?, co chcú...
Presta?me s tým, stopnime to, kontrolujme ich a hne? sa dlhy zdravotných
poistovni znizia....
Prosím, prepošlite ?alej a zaregistrujte sa vo Vašej pois?ovni.
Výpisy z ú?tu poistenca si môžete prezera? spätne od roku 2005.

?akujem za preposlanie a odvahu!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 07, 2013, 05:29:25 PM
Some random cell # from Virginia texted me yesterday thinking I was her baby daddy Zak, I played along thinking someone was messing with me but now I think it might have been real. I hope she gets the abortion I suggested  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on February 08, 2013, 09:12:08 AM
Quote from: Cho, Nan Kyong
Deal. Contact my private email for details
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: jmlynch1 on February 22, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
I keep getting emails meant for somebody that works the field for McDonald's. So I am getting all the inside scoops on Fish McNugget sales!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 22, 2013, 04:31:44 PM
I keep getting emails meant for somebody that works the field for McDonald's. So I am getting all the inside scoops on Fish McNugget sales!

And you're just gonna keep that crap to yourself??
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on August 21, 2013, 04:46:44 PM
Quote
Palmer Usher Team - 8-25-2013 10AM
Inbox
   x
Mark Palmer <xxx@xxxx>
   
1:28 PM (1 hour ago)
      
to me, pforeman, bforeman, ccraftannie, johnkpurdy

We usher on Sunday at 10 AM, so, please let me know who is available.
 
Thank You,


John Purdy <xxx@xxxx>   
2:35 PM (7 minutes ago)      
to Mark, me, pforeman, bforeman, ccraftannie

Team

I will be having minor surgery on Thursday, August 22nd. I hope I will be ready to usher on Sunday-- but I am not sure.

John Purdy

Sent from my iPhone

Mark Palmer <xxx@xxx>   
2:41 PM (0 minutes ago)      
to John, me, pforeman, bforeman, ccraftannie

John

I hope so you have a baptism
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 01, 2013, 10:23:11 AM
Quote
Hello,



My son Aaron is going to need a ride to soccer on Tuesday nights.  I can pick him up from practice but I can't get him there.  Is there someone that could pick him up from our home and take him to practice?  I would appreciate it if anyone can help.  We live in the Orchards area near ***** Elementary School.  We can be contacted at ###-###-### or

###-###-####.  Thank you




Tina *****
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on October 01, 2013, 11:44:11 AM
Quote
Hello,



My son Aaron is going to need a ride to soccer on Tuesday nights.  I can pick him up from practice but I can't get him there.  Is there someone that could pick him up from our home and take him to practice?  I would appreciate it if anyone can help.  We live in the Orchards area near ***** Elementary School.  We can be contacted at ###-###-### or

###-###-####.  Thank you




Tina *****
Is she hot?
<EDIT>  :fatty:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on October 01, 2013, 11:49:53 AM
Quote
Hello,



My son Aaron is going to need a ride to soccer on Tuesday nights.  I can pick him up from practice but I can't get him there.  Is there someone that could pick him up from our home and take him to practice?  I would appreciate it if anyone can help.  We live in the Orchards area near ***** Elementary School.  We can be contacted at ###-###-### or

###-###-####.  Thank you




Tina *****

Shoot her an email saying you don't have kids but would be happy to do it.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ShellShock on October 01, 2013, 11:57:14 AM
Quote
SO EXCITED!  this will be awesome.

so below is our music list, and i also attached the entire worksheet that we gave to the DJamer.



Dancing.  We think we’d like a lot of pop that people know, including some funk, some older soul, 80's, old school hip hop, newish hip hop, some dirty hip hop, some Detroit booty house and more. We envision that later in the night will be the time for bumpin, grittier hip hop.


These are in no particularly order. if you want us to put it in order let me know. We may need your capable skills to pick music for the ‘older generation’ as well as slower songs.


Al green
Sam Cook

Michael Jackson: Billy Jean , ABC, PYT, Rock with You
Tribe Called Quest: Scenario
*Safety Dance
Prince: *Kiss, Little Red Corvette, Rasberry Beret

Bowie: Pressure
LCD Sound System: *Home, All my friends, Get Innocuous
Sissor Sisters: cover of comfortably numb
Snoop Dog: sensual seduction, drop it like its hot
Bel Biv Devoe: *Poison
*celebrate

jungle boogie
Gnarles Barkly: *Crazy
Outcast: *so fresh and so clean
James Brown: Get up, Popcorn
Flashlight
We want the funk
Brick house
Superfreak
R Kelly: ignition remix
Salt n’Pepa: Push It
Hall and Oats: I cant for go that

*Hood rat hood rat hoochie momma(definetely later in the evening)
*Beyonce- crazy in love, single ladies

*Justin Timberlake: *Rock your body, Sexy back
Rappers Delight

Slick Rick lodi dodi

Kid Cudi: poker face

*anything with the name “jessie” in it

*Lady gaga- bad romance, *paparrazzi

*Jay-Z - New york state of mind, Dirt off your shoulder,

*The Cars: Shake it up

David Bowie: suffragette city

santogold- say ah

kanye

T. Rex

Madonna- Like a Prayer

*Talking Heads: Wild life

Katy Perry

The Hora and other Jewish music for a medley early on in the dance party

Move out

Dont you want me baby

*Lionel Richie: All Night Long

Gloria

Our House

Sean Paul

The Clash

The Cure

The Specials: Little Bitch

J Giles Band: Centerfold

Ceelo Green: eff You

Joan Jett: I love rock n roll

B 52’s: Love shack

Duran Duran

Journey: Don’t stop believin

Stevie Wonder


My Posse’s on Broadway

Ghost Face--CherzChez le ghost

Flo Rida: Low

Fela Kuti-Zombie? or anything else from his endless cannon.

Gucci Mane-- Lemonaide

Old Dirty Bastard!--I got ya money, Baby I like it raw

Cousin Cole and Shop Boyz--Party Like a Rockstar sweet child mashup(cousin cole’s rock mix)



Dinner—there will be no formal dinner people will be eating throughout the night. Food stations, but no official dinner.



Favorite artists


We left this blank because we love so many artists, it was hard to pick a couple that are the favorites!


Do not play


Celine Dion

Clay Aiken

Josh Groban

The Eagles

Rod Stewart

Barry Manilow

Barbra Streisand

Billy Joel

Bruno Mars

Train

Dave Matthews Band

Any Country (Garth Brooks, Shania Twain, Carrie Underwood... etc)

Any “tween” or Disney pop (Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber... etc!)

"The Chicken Dance"

“Friends in Low Places” - Garth Brooks

"Old Time Rock & Roll" - Bob Seager

“Cats in the Cradle” - Harry Chapin

“Hotel California” - The Eagles

“I Will Survive” - Donna Summer

“YMCA” - Village People

“Macarena” - Los Del Rio

“Mambo No. 5” - Lou Bega

“Who Let the Dogs Out” - Baja Men

“I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” - Aerosmith

“Monie monie”

“We are Family”

“Shout”

“I've had the time of my life”

No Billy Joel? No Shout? This chick needs a reality check...
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on October 01, 2013, 12:12:23 PM
Looking back, I love that "Love Shack" and "I Love Rock and Roll" and "Don't Stop Believing" are on the please play list.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on October 01, 2013, 12:45:15 PM
that wedding is going to suck. email back and ask how much theyre going to charge for a drink.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on October 01, 2013, 12:49:36 PM
DETROIT BOOTY HOUSE
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 01, 2013, 01:24:13 PM
We envision that later in the night will be the time for bumpin

 :love:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on October 01, 2013, 01:42:11 PM
Looking back, I love that "Love Shack" and "I Love Rock and Roll" and "Don't Stop Believing" are on the please play list.

I like that she felt the need to clarify no Clay Aiken.  The DJamer was like "Sonuvabitch, I was going to bust out the Aiken playlist"
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on October 23, 2013, 11:45:42 AM
Good morning everyone,

Here are my items to discuss for the Planning Retreat.  Obviously, there is a ton to cover, so the more you've prayed and the more ideas you bring, the more we can get done.  Please, please, please don't show up w/ nothing or just having prayed on your drive down there.  We need to maximize our time so we can maximize 2014.  The more we can plan according to God's direction, the more we'll be ready for God to break through in our church--which is what we all want.  Thank you so much for your time, effort, & heart.  Please let me know if you have any questions.  Have a wonderful day!

P. Doug

Planning Retreat

- series topics
- Huddle options/topics: what do u feel u need?
- Awakening dates
- advertising plan, ideas, options
- Community involvement/impact
- board/planning trip date
- events: Easter
- leader growth ideas
- fun events
- Outreach-MADWAD
- family retreat date
- any other retreats? Kairos. Youth? ATF?
- Men's/Women's nights
- bible reading plan

What is our purple cow?  What makes us different?
What do we need to change to get to 200?
What can I delegate? Who can take what?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 23, 2013, 11:46:57 AM
I want Pastor Doug to tell me more about this Purple Cow
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on October 23, 2013, 11:47:50 AM
GO TO THE RETREAT AND FIND OUT!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on October 23, 2013, 12:11:17 PM
I want Pastor Doug to tell me more about this Purple Cow

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51fWdL3dYGL._SY344_PJlook-inside-v2%2CTopRight%2C1%2C0_SH20_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200_.jpg&hash=4a5bbfc1f35c44b645ca452d1452f9f723cfec79)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on October 23, 2013, 12:12:37 PM
Quote
Cows, after you've seen one, or two, or ten, are boring. A Purple Cow, though...now that would be something. Purple Cow describes something phenomenal, something counterintuitive and exciting and flat out unbelievable. Every day, consumers come face to face with a lot of boring stuff-a lot of brown cows-but you can bet they won't forget a Purple Cow. And it's not a marketing function that you can slap on to your product or service. Purple Cow is inherent. It's built right in, or it's not there. Period.

In Purple Cow, Seth Godin urges you to put a Purple Cow into everything you build, and everything you do, to create something truly noticeable. It's a manifesto for marketers who want to help create products that are worth marketing in the first place.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Institutional Control on October 23, 2013, 12:14:30 PM
I used to work down the street from the Purple Cow.  Would go there for lunch. Not bad.

http://www.purplecowtexas.com/
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 23, 2013, 12:15:58 PM
someone should tell doug about desire as a possible missionary trip
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on October 23, 2013, 12:20:48 PM
Bread is Pastor Doug! Now it makes sense why clams got that email! Not so strange after all.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on October 23, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
someone should tell doug about desire as a possible missionary trip

 :grin:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on October 24, 2013, 06:22:51 AM
Outreach- MADWAD

This is a family board and a church retreat. This is not a place for MADWADS!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 13, 2013, 01:00:09 PM
Quote from: weird gmail email
Hello friends,
How is your arm sister? We hope you feel better. We enjoyed so much listening your amazing experiences. We are very happy you to liked the spanish omelette and the Bethelite mushrooms. If our application for annual meeting is granted it would be wonderful going together.
 
Please, let us know if some couple of your congregation come to Bethel in order to welcome and invite them.
If our family come here in April we will say to you too.

Regards from Rodrigo and Noelia.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 13, 2013, 03:14:23 PM
Good Afternoon Team,
We have seen a total of 845 lbs. lost in 4 week thru this program.  Donna did some wonderful education on Monday night about how to keep this weight off. I am attaching the link that we all learned about on Monday night.  These details will help you keep this weight off forever and if you have any questions please feel free to contact me.   We are still meeting every Wednesday at 10:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. even if you are on maintenance you should still continue to coming so that you stay connected to the motivation.
 
Have a wonderful day!
https://s3.amazonaws.com/20LbsIn30Days/20lbs30days111113PM.WMA
 
Always SmilingJ
 
Shelley
Personal Assistant to Donna
Life Success Administrator
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on November 13, 2013, 03:55:58 PM
if anyone needs any info on the VUSA Thunder U14 AAU soccer team in Vancouver, Washington, I am still your guy.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 13, 2013, 03:59:58 PM
congrats on the weight loss, clamsy
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 13, 2013, 05:10:29 PM
thx, #feeling_good (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23127.msg962236#msg962236)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on November 13, 2013, 05:21:50 PM
so is Donna the Life Success Administrator and Shelley is her personal assistant?

Or is Shelley both the personal assistant to Donna AND a Life Success Administrator?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 13, 2013, 06:35:31 PM
so is Donna the Life Success Administrator and Shelley is her personal assistant?

Or is Shelley both the personal assistant to Donna AND a Life Success Administrator?

http://www.lifesuccessinternational.com/faculty.htm
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on November 13, 2013, 06:40:28 PM
so is Donna the Life Success Administrator and Shelley is her personal assistant?

Or is Shelley both the personal assistant to Donna AND a Life Success Administrator?

http://www.lifesuccessinternational.com/faculty.htm

wow

Is this Shelley?

http://headstartonlife.com/shelley-palik/
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 13, 2013, 08:09:24 PM
nope different shelley
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on November 13, 2013, 08:57:15 PM
nope different shelley

what are the odds
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on November 15, 2013, 02:40:13 PM
Quote from: today's e-mail
From: Eagle, Erica
Sent: Friday, November 15, 2013 3:23 PM
To: Eagle, Erica
Subject:

My wife Audrey and I are donating the sum of two million USD to you .Contact my wife's personal email[[email protected]]

should I forward this to Currie to follow up?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 21, 2013, 08:14:43 AM
so is Donna the Life Success Administrator and Shelley is her personal assistant?

Or is Shelley both the personal assistant to Donna AND a Life Success Administrator?

update-
Quote
subject:  RESEDING---RE: Maintenance Education Information

Greetings,
               Some of you told me you didn’t get this link last week, I want to make sure all of you are staying motivated and getting the AMAZING results of this program/maintenance so please let me know if you have any questions.   The link you need is below and we are still meeting every Wednesday to help you stay motivated and movingJ
 
Call in is 206-402-0100 access code 108334#--Call us if you can’t come STAYING CONNECTED IS THE KEY!!!!!!!
 
Always SmilingJ
 
Shelley Elrod
Personal Assistant to Donna Krech
Life Success Administrator
Office: 419-991-1223
Cell: 419-302-1850
Fax: 419-991-6983
www.donnakrech.com
www.lifesuccessinternational.com
www.thinandhealthy.com
 
"You can have results or excuses. Not both."                ~Jen Segger
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 22, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Promissory Note for Sale on Mobile Home in MIssin Hills CA

Dear Jim,

My husband and I met you and your wife at the viewing of a boxing match at a Local Casino, we are Vincent and Sara Mata. On July 12, 2012 we entered into an agreement to sell my parents mobile home for a sale price of $ 57,000. The buyers put a $20,000 down payment and signed a note for $ 38,000 at 7% interest. The agreement was for 120 payments (10 years) of monthly payments at $ 441.21. If the buyers continue through all ten years they will have paid in principal and interest on the $ 38,000 a total of $ 59,945.20. We are interested in someone who would buy this note for $25,000.00 in cash. Do you know of any private party or company that would be interested in this transaction? Please let us know.

In the meantime, have a wonderful Holiday season, and be well.

Cordially,

Sara M. Mata
[email protected]
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on November 22, 2013, 03:05:53 PM
Shelley Elrod
2:50 PM (14 minutes ago)

to Shelley
Greetings 20/30 Family,
               It was great to see most of you this week, those of you that couldn’t attend I want you to know you were missedL   We will be meeting every Wednesday at 10:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. eastern time.  Please call in if you can’t attend in person it will help with the motivation and keep you on the right trackJ
 
The call in details are below:
Dial: 206-402-0100
Access Code: 108334#
 
 
Also attached is the link for the meeting in case you missed it……Remember to keep taking those vitamins, we want to maintain like we never before J
 
Meeting 11-20-13:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/20LbsIn30Days/20lbs30days112013PM.WMA
 
 
Have a wonderful weekend.  See or talk to you all next WednesdayJ
 
Always SmilingJ
 
Shelley Elrod
Personal Assistant to Donna Krech
Life Success Administrator
Office: 419-991-1223
Cell: 419-302-1850
Fax: 419-991-6983
www.donnakrech.com
www.lifesuccessinternational.com
www.thinandhealthy.com
 
"You can have results or excuses. Not both."                ~Jen Segger
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on December 16, 2013, 10:30:56 AM
Quote from: Mr.Frank Koko
Dear Sir/Madam
 
I am Mr.Frank Koko, Director Foreign Allocation Department of the IMF. My office monitors and controls the affairs of the bank and approving of all foreign payments before the final release by the FUNDS TRANSFER Department. I am the final signatory to any transfer or   remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local and international levels in line with foreign claim settlement.
 
I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either “ghost accounts”, “unclaimed deposits or over-invoiced" sum. On this note, I wish to have a deal with you as regards to these unpaid funds. I have a file before me and the data are correct and un-tampered. As it is my duty to   recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the England Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits.
 
I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received few days ago from the Foreign Debts reconciliation dept to submit the List of payment reports/expenditures and audited reports of revenues. In this light, I am soliciting for   your confidentiality and consent to apportion this unclaimed sum in your name as the beneficiary and it will be transferred or ship to you after necessary and due legalization and notarization of claim. Every process of this transaction shall have the legal backup of the Court of law here in England in your favor as the Sole beneficiary. My conditions: 1. the sum of US$47.7000, 000 Million Dollars only will be transfer into your account after the processing of all relevant legal   documents with your name as the beneficiary, the transfer will be made by telegraphic Transfer (T/T) confirmable in 5   business days. 2. This deal must be kept secret forever, and all correspondence will be strictly by email/telephone for security purposes.
 
Thanks for your understanding.


Mr.Frank Koko.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on December 16, 2013, 10:31:52 AM
i want to get some email from Mr Frank KOMO
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on December 17, 2013, 10:17:38 AM
Ahoj Radime,

máte doma Skype???  Že by kluci pop?áli Klárce online J

Jinak zavoláme….

 

Papa Martina

 

 

-------------------------------------------------------------

Ing. Martina Kohoutová

 

odd?lení správy RÚIAN

?eský ú?ad zem?m??ický a katastrální

Sekce Centrální Databáze

Pod Sídlišt?m 9/1800, 182 11, Praha 8 - Kobylisy

 

tel.: 2 8404 1521

e-mail: [email protected]

--------------------------------------------------------------

 

                         Popis: Popis: cid:644390609@14042011-37FE

 

P Myslete na p?írodu... Skute?n? pot?ebujete vytisknout tento email?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 12:17:07 PM
yup, that's a strange one. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2013, 01:11:52 PM
Ahoj Radime,

máte doma Skype???  Že by kluci pop?áli Klárce online J

Jinak zavoláme….

 

Papa Martina

 

 

-------------------------------------------------------------

Ing. Martina Kohoutová

 

odd?lení správy RÚIAN

?eský ú?ad zem?m??ický a katastrální

Sekce Centrální Databáze

Pod Sídlišt?m 9/1800, 182 11, Praha 8 - Kobylisy

 

tel.: 2 8404 1521

e-mail: [email protected]

--------------------------------------------------------------

 

                         Popis: Popis: cid:644390609@14042011-37FE

 

P Myslete na p?írodu... Skute?n? pot?ebujete vytisknout tento email?

Here's a translation, it's Czech:

Quote
Hi Radio,

Skype in your home?? That would pop guys? Ali J Klárka online

Otherwise, the call ....

 

Papa Martina

 

 

-------------------------------------------------- -----------

Ing. Martina Kohoutová

 

odd? Leni management Ruian

? eský account? ground ad? m? ical and cadastral

Sections Central Database

Under the housing estates? M 9/1800, 182 11 Praha 8 - Kobylisy

 

Phone: 2 8404 1521

e-mail: Martina.Kohoutova @ cuzk.cz
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on December 17, 2013, 01:17:45 PM
I know it's Czech, I have a very common Czech surname.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2013, 01:25:29 PM
I know it's Czech, I have a very common Czech surname.

I wasn't implying you didn't know it was Czech.  I posted it because someone reading this board didn't know it was Czech.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on December 17, 2013, 01:33:12 PM
I know it's Czech, I have a very common Czech surname.

If you knew what it said you would've called Papa Martina already!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 02:16:56 PM
I know it's Czech, I have a very common Czech surname.

I wasn't implying you didn't know it was Czech.  I posted it because someone reading this board didn't know it was Czech.

the language isn't what makes it strange, ok.  next.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 17, 2013, 02:21:52 PM
I know it's Czech, I have a very common Czech surname.

I wasn't implying you didn't know it was Czech.  I posted it because someone reading this board didn't know it was Czech.

the language isn't what makes it strange, ok.  next.

Who said that?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on December 17, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
next
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on December 17, 2013, 03:19:42 PM
It's almost like there are hurt feelings in here somewhere. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: tdaver on January 09, 2014, 03:32:58 PM
Got this today.  Also included a video attachment titled "Xbox video of Brendan"
Quote
My day has been complete sh*t.  I just got in at 8:35, 45 min after dropping her off.
 
First I hear and see 696 is all backed up, so I decide to take 10 Mile all the way across, slow but still moving.  Then the Lodge service drive is so backed up people are running the light.  I skip that to go to Greenfield and see from the overpass that the Lodge isn’t moving at all.
 
Then I turn onto what I thought was Greenfield only to realize that I’m about to get onto the f***king SOUTHFIELD expressway.  I found the last side street before the expressway, got back on track to GREENFIELD, then get into my lot.
 
About to enter the building, realize I left my work shoes in trunk, go back to car, and fall on my a$$ so hard someone asked if I was okay.  I was – only hurt my pride.
 
Then I realized I left my phone on the dining room table, so you can’t text me today.
 
If you can’t get the movie, I’ll get it to you tonight.
 
Rick
Sr. Informatics Analyst
Medical & Business Informatics
Changes aren’t permanent.  But Change is.
I can’t change the direction of the wind.  But I can set my sails.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 09, 2014, 03:34:22 PM
You really need to send a empathetic reply.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on January 09, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
lol, rick.

maybe some sail-setting tips.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on January 09, 2014, 03:35:34 PM
you can really judge a person by whether or not they have a quote in their email sig (and then you can judge them even harder by its content)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Brock Landers on January 09, 2014, 03:40:03 PM
lol, rick.

maybe some sail-setting tips.


I was just thinking Rick needs to remove that pretentiously profound quote from his email sig since his recap of getting from home to work makes him seem like a total eff up.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 17, 2014, 02:14:27 PM
Bros. GOOD NEWS

Quote from: gmail email
Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria Mackenzie On ([email protected]) For more information.

This is the 84 year old that just won the 600 million dollar Powerball.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 17, 2014, 02:17:52 PM
Bros. GOOD NEWS

Quote from: gmail email
Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria Mackenzie On ([email protected]) For more information.

This is the 84 year old that just won the 600 million dollar Powerball.
Can you fwd that on to me at [email protected]?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on January 17, 2014, 03:51:57 PM
Bros. GOOD NEWS

Quote from: gmail email
Gloria Mackenzie is donating Two Million Dollars to you , Contact Mrs Gloria Mackenzie On ([email protected]) For more information.

This is the 84 year old that just won the 600 million dollar Powerball.
Can you fwd that on to me at [email protected]?

Keeps getting denied/sent back with that e-mail address. Successful delivery to [email protected], tho. Let me know.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 17, 2014, 03:58:04 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on January 29, 2014, 05:12:19 PM
Quote from: Jan Eliason
We have been having a meetings for the past (6) months United Nations Office have agreed to Compensate you with sum of $980,000.00 and the fund have been arrange through MasterCard ATM which is the latest instruction from Mr. Ban Ki-moon UN Secretary General
Therefore be advice to contact our representative Sir. Charles David for the shipping of your MasterCard ATM kindly forward your full delivery details to him:
Email: ([email protected]) +22998422239
1 Full Name:....
2 Country:.....
3 Delivery Address:......
4 Telephone.....
5 Your Age....

Thanks H.E. Mr. Jan Eliasson
CC: Jim Yong Kim World Bank presiden t
CC: Mr. Ban Ki-moon UN Secretary General
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on January 29, 2014, 06:33:36 PM
K, here's a quick edit from one of my clients just now sm......he does workshop stuff. How do you feel? I like yours too.... So you tell me which you think works!!



I always been something of an entrepreneur. At seven years old, I discovered the value of buying in bulk and sold Blow Pops door-to-door. By age ten I noticed a new trend, so I taught myself to make friendship bracelets and started my own custom ordering business. I like to say I was a small business owner in the fifth grade.

One paragraph on 2-3 jobs you've since elemtarty school. Focus entirely on quantifiable accomplishments.

My early experience with entrepreneurship taught me empathy for customers and the little guy. Until Yelp, the underdogs who are restauranteurs and their customers had few ways to connect. Restaurant owners were dependent upon critics and could get little information about the dining experience of normal patrons. Yelp has revolutionized these relationships.

Yelp empowers both regular diners and restaurant owners and connects them to each other in meaningful ways. It keeps proprietors honest and prevents them from gaming the system by spoiling critics while ignoring the regulars. And it gives access to valuable feedback. Meanwhile, normal customers are empowered and provided a voice through the platform.

As someone who aspires to own a restaurant, I see Yelp's value as indispensable. I would love the opportunity to meet and speak more about the role. I am confident I would be a strong addition to your team and look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you very much for your consideration.
from, soozee (i'm guessing that's some odd config of susie)

Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on February 05, 2014, 11:26:53 AM

Quote
Oh hi. I love you. Gonna have a baby soon. Miss you. That is all. 
Rick. 

Is it time to tell this guy he's got the wrong email? (I'm pretty sure this is the same guy that sent me his wedding DJamer instructions).
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: RockState2000 on February 11, 2014, 09:05:52 AM
Hope you get this on time, I made a trip to (Ukraine)and had my bag stolen
from me with my passport and personal effects therein. The embassy has just
issued me a temporary passport but I have to pay for a ticket and settle my
hotel bills with the Manager.

I have made contact with my bank but it would take me 5-7 working days to
access funds in my account, the bad news is my flight will be leaving in
less than 12-hrs from now but I am having problems settling the hotel bills
and the hotel manager won't let me leave until I settle the bills, I need
your help/LOAN financially and I promise to make the refund once I get back
home, you are my last resort and hope, Please let me know if I can count on
you and I need you to keep checking your email because it's the only way I
can reach you.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on February 11, 2014, 09:57:31 AM
Scam emails are not strange
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on May 27, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
I was cleaning out a junk mail folder and found an email for mail order Russian brides  :lol:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on May 27, 2014, 04:03:51 PM
I was cleaning out a junk mail folder and found an email for mail order Russian brides  :lol:
I got charged for a mail order Russion bride on my company credit card one time! :lol:




NO, I DID NOT MAKE THAT PURCHASE!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on May 27, 2014, 05:15:01 PM
I was cleaning out a junk mail folder and found an email for mail order Russian brides  :lol:
I got charged for a mail order Russion bride on my company credit card one time! :lol:




NO, I DID NOT MAKE THAT PURCHASE!

Did you have to return her?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on May 27, 2014, 07:14:44 PM
Never showed. I guess they turned that boat around?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: raquetcat on July 25, 2014, 02:50:01 PM
I received this text message from a wrong number today
Quote
Jeremy it's Scott mariahs dad she left her phone at home and we are camping tonight you are welcome to call her or text her on this phone and she will call you when your off
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: raquetcat on July 25, 2014, 02:53:13 PM
I received this text message from a wrong number today
Quote
Jeremy it's Scott mariahs dad she left her phone at home and we are camping tonight you are welcome to call her or text her on this phone and she will call you when your off

This was my reply
Quote
Won't it be kind of awkward when I send a dick pic for her?

His response
Quote
it would be the last picture you ever sent

:ohno:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: #LIFE on July 25, 2014, 02:53:48 PM
 :nono:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on July 25, 2014, 02:54:29 PM
yipes!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on July 25, 2014, 02:55:52 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Unruly on July 25, 2014, 03:09:09 PM
I mean, you gotta send a dong pic.

That is the only logical step in this exchange.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 25, 2014, 03:10:47 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: TownieCat on July 25, 2014, 03:15:12 PM
 :lol:

We need to get @waks in here to weigh in on proper dong pic etiquette for wrong numbers.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Brock Landers on July 25, 2014, 03:17:47 PM
You could be ruining a perfectly beautiful relationship between Jeremy and Mariah





















jk, go ahead with a dong pic
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on July 25, 2014, 03:18:59 PM
Hope she's not a minor. :ohno:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 25, 2014, 03:20:07 PM
I think you should send a zoomed in pic of something that looks like a dong from close up, but which is not actually a dong so you can't get convicted of a crime later.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: raquetcat on July 25, 2014, 03:36:22 PM
The dong pic seems a bit overboard, here is my reply
Quote
Well, can she still send me sext messages while you're camping? I don't think I can make it a whole night......

And his response to that
Quote
i Dont care she can use my phone

Either mariah's dad is very :sdeek: or he doesn't know what a sext is
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 25, 2014, 04:55:37 PM
just start sending Dick pics

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa3.files.biography.com%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Fc_fill%2Cg_face%2Ch_300%2Cq_80%2Cw_300%2FMTE5NTU2MzE2MzMxMjc5ODgz.jpg&hash=705ca063ecfc60a4e364faa67e8e8c42eec3c3d3)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: raquetcat on July 25, 2014, 07:47:45 PM
The gig is up! Mariah called me and I confessed!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on July 25, 2014, 08:55:03 PM
:lol: *
*repeat infinity


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 'taterblast on August 04, 2014, 10:07:22 AM
not exactly the same thing, but i got a separate cell phone for work in april, and occasionally receive calls/texts that are clearly intended for someone else. i actually know her name and that she is wanted for questioning in an investigation. but anyway, today i received this:

"Ask ur husband steve what that pussy felt n taste like"

since it's a work phone i dont' want to do anything crazy so i just replied "what?' and am waiting for a response
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: raquetcat on August 04, 2014, 11:33:10 AM
not exactly the same thing, but i got a separate cell phone for work in april, and occasionally receive calls/texts that are clearly intended for someone else. i actually know her name and that she is wanted for questioning in an investigation. but anyway, today i received this:

"Ask ur husband steve what that pussy felt n taste like"

since it's a work phone i dont' want to do anything crazy so i just replied "what?' and am waiting for a response
Oh man, if that wasn't a work phone you could really have some fun with that, but if they're wanting her for investigation you might want to tell them they have the wrong number
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 'taterblast on August 04, 2014, 11:42:59 AM
also just noticed the text is from saturday night, i just hadn't looked at the phone until this morning. might just be a huge missed opportunity.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on August 04, 2014, 11:45:11 AM
there is still potential here
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 8manpick on August 04, 2014, 11:59:04 AM
Text back with your real phone pretending to be the angry husband
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on August 21, 2014, 11:54:09 AM
Quote from: Lieutenant General Peter A Blay
  I am Lieutenant General Peter A Blay, the Presidential Special
Initiative. I am mailing you in respect, of the present development
going on here in my country GHANA. I decided to contact you, after
much investigation which was carried out by the Bureau of National
Investigation (BNI) and also with the Ghana Police Service, in order
to make sure that our country is free from those fraudulent
activities, which are going on here in Africa and for our country to
also bear a good name.

The Airport Authority detected some trunk boxes after been scanned,
the authorities detected that the boxes contains funds and Gold on
your name and email that has been tempered on, they were been smuggled
into the country by foreign Personnel who were on transit from Brazil.
These men were trying to enter the country with the trunk boxes, when
the airport authority detected that these boxes contains, some huge
amount of United State Dollars. After much investigation we found out
that these men were among those men, spoiling the good name of Africa.
They opened up to us that, they actually work with a Lotto company
before their dismissal and used the opportunity to perpetuate their
crimes, they told us that the funds inside the boxes was won by you,
but now they planned to turn back on you and decided to take the money
all to themselves out of the country. We later found out on the
investigation that was carried out, these men are truly members of a
well established organization in Brazil.

As I write you this mail now, the three(3) men that were caught are
now in the custody of the Ghana Police Service over here in our
country Ghana, while we are trying to track the others left, because
they have proved to us that they belong to one organization. That is
why we have to reach you by your email address that was tagged in the
boxes, so we can make arrangement on the delivery of the recovered
boxes by a United Nation Diplomatic Personnel.

Your urgent response will be very much appreciated as soon as you have
received this email. Thank you for your kind attention, for us to make
sure our beloved country Ghana, bears a good name. Please you are to
provide this below informations'..

A: FULL NAMES:.........
B: ADDRESS:.........
C: DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER:.........
D: COUNTRY:.........
E: SCAN COPY OF ANY PASSPORT OR ID CARD:.........

This information will be required, by the authorities in Ghana to
draft the new change of ownership in your name as the rightful owner
of the funds in our custody and also to verify the information given
to us because the documentations covering the boxes have been tampered
on.

Please to remind you, don't belongs to scammers or any act of
fraudulent on internet. I will give more information to you as i await
your response
immediately.

Please dont read this and ignore it,

Honest Regards,
Lieutenant General Peter A Blay
Chief of Army Presidential Special Initiative,Republic Of Ghana.
Reply to this email only:[email protected]
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Spracne on August 21, 2014, 11:57:43 AM
Good to know the Ghana military uses aol for e-mail.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on August 29, 2014, 09:28:39 AM
Quote from: gmail email
This Is To Inform You That You Have Won A Prize Money Of ($500, Thousand) And
Apple Laptop For This Month Lottery Promotion Which Is Organized By Gmail/msn
Lottery Inc. & Gmail/msn Windows, We Collects All The Email Addresses Of The
People That Are Active Online, Among The People That Subscribed To Gmail, We
Only Select Thirteen People As Our Winners Through Electronic Balloting System
Without The Winner Applying.

NOTE: FOR CLAIMS OF WINNING PRIZE YOU MUST CONTACT THE EMAIL
BELOW WITH YOUR INFORMATION TO OPEN YOUR CLAIMS FILE.
(1) Your Contact Address/private Email Address......
(2) Your Tel/fax Numbers..............................................
(3) Your Nationality/country........................................
(4) Your Full Name.........................................................
(5) Occupation/company............................................
(6) Age/gender..............................................................
(7) Ever Won An Online Lottery? ...........................

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
E-Mail: [email protected]
ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS...

getting super pak'd tonight.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Spracne on August 29, 2014, 09:30:39 AM
Quote from: gmail email
This Is To Inform You That You Have Won A Prize Money Of ($500, Thousand) And
Apple Laptop For This Month Lottery Promotion Which Is Organized By Gmail/msn
Lottery Inc. & Gmail/msn Windows, We Collects All The Email Addresses Of The
People That Are Active Online, Among The People That Subscribed To Gmail, We
Only Select Thirteen People As Our Winners Through Electronic Balloting System
Without The Winner Applying.

NOTE: FOR CLAIMS OF WINNING PRIZE YOU MUST CONTACT THE EMAIL
BELOW WITH YOUR INFORMATION TO OPEN YOUR CLAIMS FILE.
(1) Your Contact Address/private Email Address......
(2) Your Tel/fax Numbers..............................................
(3) Your Nationality/country........................................
(4) Your Full Name.........................................................
(5) Occupation/company............................................
(6) Age/gender..............................................................
(7) Ever Won An Online Lottery? ...........................

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
E-Mail: [email protected]
ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS...

getting super pak'd tonight.

That's Capital, Old Chap!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Shooter Jones on August 29, 2014, 09:37:22 AM
Quote from: gmail email
This Is To Inform You That You Have Won A Prize Money Of ($500, Thousand) And
Apple Laptop For This Month Lottery Promotion Which Is Organized By Gmail/msn
Lottery Inc. & Gmail/msn Windows, We Collects All The Email Addresses Of The
People That Are Active Online, Among The People That Subscribed To Gmail, We
Only Select Thirteen People As Our Winners Through Electronic Balloting System
Without The Winner Applying.

NOTE: FOR CLAIMS OF WINNING PRIZE YOU MUST CONTACT THE EMAIL
BELOW WITH YOUR INFORMATION TO OPEN YOUR CLAIMS FILE.
(1) Your Contact Address/private Email Address......
(2) Your Tel/fax Numbers..............................................
(3) Your Nationality/country........................................
(4) Your Full Name.........................................................
(5) Occupation/company............................................
(6) Age/gender..............................................................
(7) Ever Won An Online Lottery? ...........................

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
E-Mail: [email protected]
ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS...

getting super pak'd tonight.

That's Capital, Old Chap!

You're At Almost (4, Thousand) Posts And
Yet, They Keep Getting Better.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2014, 10:03:45 AM
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Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2014, 10:04:12 AM
well I guess this blog does not support arabic characters
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 25, 2014, 10:05:12 AM
well I guess this blog does not support arabic characters

I was wondering how you translated all those question marks to words.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2014, 11:25:24 AM
i modded fannings posts out of the thread and into master dating thread but now they're gone.  what have we lost?  oh well.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on November 05, 2014, 01:13:41 PM
Quote
Hi,

As Zeni and I are transitioning, please send your pending request of PTO to Zeni and me for the next week .  We will compare our notes and approve as appropriate .  In addition, Please check if you are available on the  following days that we need coverage :

11/09/14- we need 1 cm

11/20/14 – we need 1 CM

11/22/2014 – we need 2 CM

11/23/14 – we need 2 CM

11/27/2014 – we need 1 CM

11/30/14- we need 2CM

                We need 1 CC

We welcome Zeni!!!  Thanks everyone for your help…

Thanks,

Patria M. Dufrenne, RN BSN

Manager, Regional Care Management, Inpatient and SNF

Coastal Region – Orange County

Cell :909-210-0365

[email protected]

 

The information in this email, including attachments, may be confidential and/or privileged and may contain confidential health information. This email is intended to be reviewed only by the individual or organization named as addressee. If you have received this email in error please notify HealthCare Partners immediately - by return message to the sender - and destroy all copies of this message and any attachments. Confidential health information is protected by state and federal law, including, but not limited to, the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 and related regulations.

And now I am getting rough ridin' calendar invites for nurses' PTO.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on November 05, 2014, 01:15:53 PM
Transitioning? As in like a sex change?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 05, 2014, 01:17:07 PM
Michigancat's real name is Zeni?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on November 05, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Because I am getting a lot of emails related to this, I emailed back and said I shouldn't have received the email.

Quote
I am so sorry but are you related to ruth ?  she texted me this email address for herself when we need help from HCP
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on November 05, 2014, 01:25:22 PM
Because I am getting a lot of emails related to this, I emailed back and said I shouldn't have received the email.

Quote
I am so sorry but are you related to ruth ?  she texted me this email address for herself when we need help from HCP
reply back oh sorry sure i'll take care of it. Then sit back and laugh as they get fired.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2015, 11:30:29 AM
Quote
SUBJECT: Event Update: Rose's Brit Bat!

"Hello friends! Three things 1) Please RSVP if you plan to attend so we have a head count. 2) We decided to lift the ban on people bringing kids, recognizing that sitters can be difficult, and frankly, we like your kids almost as much as we like you. (Almost) So feel free to bring your youngins! 3) BYOY(bring your own yalmukah) Love, J, R, & R"

 :Woohoo:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on February 20, 2015, 11:31:59 AM
whole lot of awesome in that one :love:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Spracne on February 20, 2015, 11:33:39 AM
BYOY
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on February 20, 2015, 12:10:27 PM
Quote
SUBJECT: Event Update: Rose's Brit Bat!

"Hello friends! Three things 1) Please RSVP if you plan to attend so we have a head count. 2) We decided to lift the ban on people bringing kids, recognizing that sitters can be difficult, and frankly, we like your kids almost as much as we like you. (Almost) So feel free to bring your youngins! 3) BYOY(bring your own yalmukah) Love, J, R, & R"

 :Woohoo:

Email back that you are babysitting for some friends and will be bringing 7 kids
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:11:45 AM
Quote
Good evening Randy, I am sure that yours is going better than mine.  Carmen called me about an hour ago and told me not to report to work tomorrow.  I am very sorry that I let you down. I would just like the opportunity to collect my own belongings, someone can watch me of course, I will only take what is mine.  However, there are  office supplies that I brought myself, they were not purchased by Ashaun.  Also,  I have a lot of stuff up there.  I have been there 7 mos.
 I understand.  I just don't appreciate the way it was handled.  I was hoping to be a regular employee but to be honest I found it a little insulting to be supervising teenagers that make more than I do.  After gas, wear and tear on my car, no benefits, and no vacation or holiday pay, etc.  I was barely breaking even so I was going to have to have something change.  I was just really hoping to move into marketing and get a slightly higher pay rate than $8.50/hr.  People at McDonalds make more than what I was making through NeMarc.
I thoroughly enjoyed working with you.  You went above and beyond for me and I let you down.  Mr. Tate has been more than fair and patient and understanding with me.  I just have had a lot going on in my personal life, the affair, trying to salvage my marriage, my ex-husband acting like a fool, my mom being sick.  It is just about more than I can handle but I know God can handle it and He never gives us more than we can handle.  I greatly appreciate all of your prayers for me.  Our talks and prayers meant a lot to me.  I wish you the best and I pray for your marriage to be restored as well.  Thank you for everything.  I hope the program does well.  Tell the kids I will miss them and I wish them the best.  I had gotten kinda attached to them.
Just please allow me to collect my own things, there is a lot.  Good luck!  I hate to ask and if you can't or are not comfortable with it I completely understand, but could I possibly use you as a reference as I look for other employment?

Sincerely,
*** ***
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: OK_Cat on June 12, 2015, 11:16:24 AM
Give her a reference if she fixes fanning's resume
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 11:20:23 AM
Quote
Good evening Randy, I am sure that yours is going better than mine.  Carmen called me about an hour ago and told me not to report to work tomorrow.  I am very sorry that I let you down. I would just like the opportunity to collect my own belongings, someone can watch me of course, I will only take what is mine.  However, there are  office supplies that I brought myself, they were not purchased by Ashaun.  Also,  I have a lot of stuff up there.  I have been there 7 mos.
 I understand.  I just don't appreciate the way it was handled.  I was hoping to be a regular employee but to be honest I found it a little insulting to be supervising teenagers that make more than I do.  After gas, wear and tear on my car, no benefits, and no vacation or holiday pay, etc.  I was barely breaking even so I was going to have to have something change.  I was just really hoping to move into marketing and get a slightly higher pay rate than $8.50/hr.  People at McDonalds make more than what I was making through NeMarc.
I thoroughly enjoyed working with you.  You went above and beyond for me and I let you down.  Mr. Tate has been more than fair and patient and understanding with me.  I just have had a lot going on in my personal life, the affair, trying to salvage my marriage, my ex-husband acting like a fool, my mom being sick.  It is just about more than I can handle but I know God can handle it and He never gives us more than we can handle.  I greatly appreciate all of your prayers for me.  Our talks and prayers meant a lot to me.  I wish you the best and I pray for your marriage to be restored as well.  Thank you for everything.  I hope the program does well.  Tell the kids I will miss them and I wish them the best.  I had gotten kinda attached to them.
Just please allow me to collect my own things, there is a lot.  Good luck!  I hate to ask and if you can't or are not comfortable with it I completely understand, but could I possibly use you as a reference as I look for other employment?

Sincerely,
*** ***

So Randy is the guy she had an affair with?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:22:21 AM
So Randy is the guy she had an affair with?

hmm, did not immediately consider this possibility, but you may be right. I thought "the kids" were maybe the teens she was supervising but they could be Randy's kids.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 12, 2015, 11:22:53 AM
So Randy is the guy she had an affair with?

hmm, did not immediately consider this possibility, but you may be right. I thought "the kids" were maybe the teens she was supervising but they could be Randy's kids.

oh they're definitely randy's kids.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 11:29:26 AM
So Randy is the guy she had an affair with?

hmm, did not immediately consider this possibility, but you may be right. I thought "the kids" were maybe the teens she was supervising but they could be Randy's kids.

oh they're definitely randy's kids.

And Randy had marriage issues as well.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:33:00 AM
somewhat odd twist: this Randy has either 2 or 3 linkedin accounts. (I can't tell if one may be his dad or not).
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
oh boy, found ole Rand's facebook page

Quote
Couldn't have said it better myself. - Randy ***, Journalist

(https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/954896_677055582343322_6173318816142216444_n.jpg?oh=c21b7a8677c5433660ec5c997d2de05d&oe=55F5D6CB)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on June 12, 2015, 11:39:07 AM
oh boy, we've got the potential for some great thread crossover going on here :thumbs:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 8manpick on June 12, 2015, 11:39:16 AM
mich, do you know randy or the person who sent the email?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:43:49 AM
mich, do you know randy or the person who sent the email?

not at all. I've explained it in this thread before, but I have a very common last name that no one thinks is common and I got on gmail very early with the first initial last name thing and a lot of random people send me emails.

Did I ever share the sexts I got from some lady in Europe?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2015, 11:50:21 AM
mich, do you know randy or the person who sent the email?

not at all. I've explained it in this thread before, but I have a very common last name that no one thinks is common and I got on gmail very early with the first initial last name thing and a lot of random people send me emails.

Did I ever share the sexts I got from some lady in Europe?

Were there pictures?  :ohno:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 11:55:59 AM
yes, there were pics. I need to go back and look for them.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 12:15:52 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsnag.gy%2FinHzZ.jpg&hash=296ac0d4cf56f038f7630be6dd8c0191a22b7974)

I also got these plus a bonus photo in a strange text to email format.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: steve dave on June 12, 2015, 12:21:42 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Spracne on June 12, 2015, 12:24:46 PM
Ivana Hrdlickova, huh?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on June 12, 2015, 12:25:53 PM
Ivana Hrdlickova, huh?

also a very common name

http://www.hrdlickova.com/

:surprised:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 12, 2015, 03:15:43 PM
(no subject)    discreet.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on June 12, 2015, 04:49:40 PM
i didn't realize someone could be that white.  it's grosser than i would have even imagined. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 12, 2015, 04:50:46 PM
Ivana Hrdlickova, huh?

That name belongs in a James Bond film.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mr Bread on June 12, 2015, 04:50:57 PM
and i would have imagined it to be v. gross. 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on June 12, 2015, 04:58:29 PM

Ivana Hrdlickova, huh?

That name belongs in a James Bond film.
I want a hard lick of a Bond, James Bond?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: puniraptor on August 20, 2015, 05:02:02 PM
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Hi, Jennifer,
I tried to call you but the phone number we have on file for you isn't correct.  I was wanting to know if you wanted to get Brooklyn scheduled for a cleaning and check up appointment.  We currently have Marshall scheduled on October 1st, at 1:30pm and I could schedule Brooklyn with our other hygienist at 2pm on the same day if that would be convenient for you.  Please call me if you'd like me to reserve that appointment time for Brooklyn.
 
I hope you are having a wonderful summer!
 
Sincerely,
 
Valerie xxxxxxxxx
xxxx Ridge Gentle Dental
xxx-xxx-5873

im not jennifer and if i was i wouldnt name any of my kids brooklyn
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 21, 2015, 08:41:49 AM
Puni, reply back and ask if you can move Marshall's appoint to 2:30....it will be so funny when Jennifer & Marshall show up an hour early for the appointment.


I got a text the other day from a guy at The Wichita Luxury Collection shuttle service saying he was going to pick Morgan up at 4:30am the next morning....then he texted & called at 4:13am the next day...but I was asleep with my phone on silent so I didn't answer.....I wish I would have replied and told him to pick me up at 5:30am instead.....
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on August 21, 2015, 11:05:16 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tapatalk-cdn.com%2F15%2F08%2F21%2F648f5a722b9062b83ff8b0afeeb35e33.jpg&hash=674d7b0b6bef63b780908e1f6e8043b1986198fe)


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 21, 2015, 05:13:17 PM
Saul from New York signed up on Ashley Madison. :/

GOD DAMNIT
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on August 26, 2015, 06:31:49 PM

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Welcome to Gmail! You can login to your account at http://mail.google.com/.

Here are a couple of tips to help you get started:

    Use Gmail's import tools to move mail and contacts from your other email accounts to your new Gmail address.
    Download the mobile app for Android or iPhone and iPad to stay connected on the go.

Should you ever encounter problems with your account or forget your password we will contact you at this address.

Enjoy!

The Gmail Team

someone with the same first initial and last name used my email as their password reset account. yeesh.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 13, 2016, 08:26:59 AM
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Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus thanks so much for reading my letter well I am Mrs Alice Matthew I have an important message from the Lord Almighty for you, so I will like you to send me a message to my e-mail [email protected] so I can tell you about the message I have for you from the Lord so do e-mail me as soon as possible on my email address,I AWAIT TO RECEIVED YOUR E-MAIL. God Bless You

Alice Matthew.

Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on January 13, 2016, 08:45:49 AM
So Randy is the guy she had an affair with?

hmm, did not immediately consider this possibility, but you may be right. I thought "the kids" were maybe the teens she was supervising but they could be Randy's kids.

nah, clearly the "Kids" she was supervising.

But I do think she had an affair with Randy
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 18, 2016, 04:54:26 PM
This came to my work account. Should I do it guys?

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With Due respect.

I am worried,I wrote you twice no reply.
I am from Haiti married to a wealthy African. Since the death of my
husband,his relations and first wife have been giving me constant threats.
They have successfully collected most of his properties, yet they won't
let me rest, they told me to surrender all his bank accounts which I did.
I have suffered a lot of spiritual attacks and strange illness.

There is one account with huge amount which I have not disclosed so I want
you to secure the money in your account, buy a house for us in your
country where my son and I will live in order to save our lives from these
evil people. Please help us so we will run away from here to avoid
premature death.
When you reply I will tell you more and tell you the amount also.


Thanks,
Mrs.Charity Omar
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on April 18, 2016, 05:26:13 PM
Sounds legit
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: OK_Cat on April 18, 2016, 06:29:07 PM
Pay that crap forward, mr. office-leading doctor recruiter
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: mocat on April 18, 2016, 06:43:12 PM
Mrs.Charity Omar is a great name
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on April 26, 2016, 04:55:25 PM
Got my first job offer today, it seriously looks legit and not spam. :lol:

Quote
na základ? informací od mé kolegyn?  Vám zasílám návrh pracovní smlouvy s datem nástupu 1.7.2016. Spole?n? se smlouvou posílám také popis Vaší pracovní pozice, P?íslib o p?id?lení akcií a  balí?ek vstupních dokument?.

Prosím o potvrzení e-mailem, zda s návrhem souhlasíte. Pokud ano, pak Vás ješt? poprosím o zaslání adresy trvalého bydlišt?  a  data narození. 

V p?ípad? souhlasu s návrhem pracovní smlouvy prosím, abyste si pro?etl/vyplnil následující p?iložené dokumenty, které jsou sou?ástí p?ílohy tohoto e-mailu: 

1.  Osobní dotazník

2.  Kontakt pro nouzovou situaci

3.  Kmenový list

4.  Zásady obchodního jednání - formulá? k podpisu (po p?e?tení bookletu)

5.  Vstupní pou?ení a prohlášení BOZP

6.  Benefity

7.  EUC premium informace (o pracovn?léka?ské vstupní prohlídce)

8. Traveler´s Checklist

9. Glogal Trade

10. Smlouva o d?v?rných informacích

 

Výše uvedené dokumenty (nejlépe p?edem vypln?né) je t?eba si  p?inést na podpis pracovní smlouvy (krom? “Benefit?”, které slouží pouze pro Vaši informaci).

 

Dále bych se s Vámi cht?la domluvit na sch?zce na podepsání pracovní smlouvy a p?edání všech pot?ebných dokument?. Sch?zka se bude konat v sidle naší spole?nosti, a to na adrese Vysko?ilova 1/1410, Praha 4. M?l byste ?as tento pátek v 11.30 hodin, p?ípadn? ve ?tvrtek v 10:30? Prosím, dejte mi  v?d?t, abychom se mohli domluvit na termínu.

Pracovní smlouva  je zaheslována. Heslo obdržíte v následujícím e-mailu.

S p?áním p?kného dne,

Jana Cihelková

HR Global Services


+420 261 307 528 Office
+420 702 174 891 Mobile

Prague, Czech Republic
hpe.com

which translates to....

Quote
based on the information from my colleague   I am sending you a draft employment contract dated July 1, 2016 start. Together with the contract also send a description of your job, The Promise of allotment of shares and Package input documents.

Please confirm by e-mail, whether you agree with the proposal. If yes, then I still ask about sending a permanent address and date of birth. 

In the event of approval of the draft employment contracts ask you to read through / fill the following attached documents, which are attached to this e-mail:

1. Personal Questionnaire

2nd Contact Emergency

3rd Master Sheet

4. The principles of business negotiation - form to sign (after reading the booklet)

5. Input instruction and declarations OSH

6th Benefits

7th EUC premium information (occupational initial examination)

8th Traveler's Checklist

9th Glogal Trade

10. The Treaty on confidential information

The above-mentioned documents (preferably filled in advance) is needed to bring the signing of a contract of employment (except the "benefit" that serve only for your information).

Furthermore, I would like to agree with you to a meeting to sign an employment contract and transfer of all necessary documents. The meeting will be held at the headquarters of our company, at Vysko?ilova 1/1410, Prague 4. You should time this Friday at 11.30 am or Thursdays at 10:30? Pros um, let me know so we can arrange a date.

The employment contract is password protected. Password receive the following e-mail.

Wishing you a nice day,

Jana Cihelková

HR Global Services
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on April 26, 2016, 07:59:13 PM
Is it work from home?


Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on April 26, 2016, 08:05:30 PM
im sure they have a very reliable czech vpn set up
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 13, 2016, 07:55:19 AM
@puni, can you do check out this company for me?

Quote from: NK PUMP LTD JAPAN
Hello Dear
 Would you like to be our collection agent in the U S on part time basis for
 $2,850 monthly salary ?.

 Best Regards,
Mr. Dai Akio
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on May 13, 2016, 08:28:49 AM
Did you redact your name, or does it just say hello dear
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 13, 2016, 08:30:40 AM
Did you redact your name, or does it just say hello dear

It does not include my name.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on June 28, 2016, 09:01:56 AM
I'm set for life you guys!  :kstategrad:

Subject: You are chosen.
Quote
May God bless you my dear,


let me start by introducing myself, i am Mrs Nadelia Allain a France Citizen, I'm married to Ivorian late business man Mr. Michel Allain, I and my late husband was into, Estate management and also a government Estate building contractor before my husband death. He was murdered with the Interior Minister by the rebels during this recent political crisis here in Cote d’Ivoire. My late husband also has a Cocoa farm which was totally burnt by the rebels after he was killed. We were married for eleven years without a child due to my fibroid problem.


Since over seven mouths now I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Four months due to cancer problem. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than two months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very dangerous stage. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 3.7 Million (USD) in the bank here in Ivory Coast, Presently this money is still in the bank. Having known my condition I have decided to donate this fund to good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to use at least 85% of this fund to visit the orphanage homes, poor aged widows, help woman with cancer problems, poor sick ones at the hospital as I want this to be the last good thing I did on earth before my death, then take the remaining 15% to take good care of your good home because every worker deserves his wages.

I am not afraid of death hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. My happiness is that I lived a good life. Assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank and I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always pray for me.

Waiting to hear from you.
Mrs Nadelia Allain
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on June 28, 2016, 09:04:35 AM
Seems legit
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: slobber on June 28, 2016, 11:02:33 AM
'fib'roid
:lol:


Royals aren't gonna win 'em all
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on July 26, 2016, 03:38:28 PM
Quote
I am counsel to late Mark [lib7irllastname] who left behind an estate of ,he has no known relative and you have a legal entitlement to his estate. Mark shared same last name with you. Please get in touch via email with your contact details
.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on August 22, 2016, 11:02:36 AM
Subject: Awaiting Urgent Response

Quote

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
NNPC Towers
Crude and contract award verification unit NNPC
Nigeria Lagos
 
I am Dr. Benard Sani Director of Crude and contract award verification unit with Nigeria National Petroleum cooperation {NNPC} We deliberately over invoiced the sum of Sixty Five  million Three Hundred Thousand US dollars {65.3M) during contract and supply services by foreign contractors in our Unit.
 
My contacting you is base the facts that the original contractor has been fully paid. We want to use our position to present you as the real contractor whose bill is ready for payment in our unit now, so that this over invoice of 65.3m$ will be credited into the account you provide, then me and my Colleagues involve can come over to you for an investment plan arrangement.As public/Civil Servants we are not allowed by Law to run or have a foreign Account,hence why we are contacting you for help.
 
You have to provide us with your company full contact Or your full contact address, which will be file in as the executor of the completed project whose outstanding bill of 68m is ready for payment. You will have some % as we proceed with the transaction and as we complete the transaction as well.
 
Note that all legal documents covering this 65.3m will be processed in your favor legally.
 
No risk is attached with this transaction and kindly reply to: [email protected]
 
Awaiting your Urgent response.
Dr. Benard Sani.
Email: [email protected]
 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on August 22, 2016, 11:03:08 AM
Hit another jackpot guys :gocho:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 12, 2016, 10:41:08 PM
In June I got a text message that my AT&T service appointment was scheduled.  (I didn't make an appointment.)

Today I got another text about an AT&T service appointment, so I clicked on the link and it takes me to LaToya's account. So I changed the time of her service appointment.   :lol:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on September 12, 2016, 10:43:04 PM
Dastardly
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 13, 2016, 08:23:05 AM
Has anyone used Boomerang to send delayed emails before?  Does your computer have to be on & connected to network with the plug-in installed for it to send?  Or like can I set one up then go off the grid and the email sends at the prescribed time?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 13, 2016, 02:03:26 PM
Someone from AT&T just called me! LOL!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 02:06:13 PM
Has anyone used Boomerang to send delayed emails before?  Does your computer have to be on & connected to network with the plug-in installed for it to send?  Or like can I set one up then go off the grid and the email sends at the prescribed time?

Are you trying to sneak out to go kill animals but still look like you are at work?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 13, 2016, 02:08:01 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFT2pudP.gif&hash=4080cd2017bae290866023b206c3aeb722db564b)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 02:14:17 PM
Just wondering
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 'taterblast on September 21, 2016, 02:59:42 PM
Quote
From: Kevin Larson [email protected] via infusionmail.com
Subject: Hey 'blast


Hello 'blast,

What are you doing for Halloween this year?

Boo!
Kevin

Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 03, 2016, 11:18:55 AM
I've gotten 2 phone calls now from a recorded message saying that the IRS is investigating me and if I don't call them back I will be taken into custody by "the local cops".
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 11, 2016, 09:33:45 PM
not gmail, but to my work. Thanks?

Quote
From: [email protected]
Subject: Information concerning maintaining fitness

Just a one time public service broadcast (no further emails will be sent).

Hold the telephone. Cradling a phone between your ear and shoulder contracts neck muscles and locks the spinal joints, causing muscle spasms and pain. Instead, hold the receiver or use a speakerphone.
Take care of your health.

Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on November 14, 2016, 10:55:13 AM
Related but not related: I've been getting 5-6 calls a day for the last few weeks from numbers all over the country, rarely ever the same number twice and no message left. I google a lot of them and most are reported as scams of various nature. Used to be I'd get maybe one a month, but now it's constant throughout the day, how do I get this to stop and why did it increase so much?  :curse:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 14, 2016, 12:22:48 PM
Related but not related: I've been getting 5-6 calls a day for the last few weeks from numbers all over the country, rarely ever the same number twice and no message left. I google a lot of them and most are reported as scams of various nature. Used to be I'd get maybe one a month, but now it's constant throughout the day, how do I get this to stop and why did it increase so much?  :curse:

Same
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on November 14, 2016, 01:47:13 PM
Welcome to #TrumpsAmerica
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on November 14, 2016, 01:47:56 PM
Deregulation  :curse:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Gooch on November 14, 2016, 01:48:42 PM
Deregulation  :curse:
The FTC can't help you no more.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: IPA4Me on November 15, 2016, 05:36:38 AM
I suggest you install Mr. Number. Fantastic spam call blocker.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on December 13, 2016, 02:23:43 PM
Just received this text. Legit?

Quote
[redacted irl name]  think you could start 4hr aweek Pays 3days from ur start date txt Yes toget detail info Not to out
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on December 13, 2016, 02:32:05 PM
408 area code?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on December 13, 2016, 02:32:49 PM
Chicago suburb
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: michigancat on March 29, 2017, 07:12:09 PM
I was just sent pdf floorplans of this building: https://www.mieszkaj-skawina.pl/

with no text, just a signature
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on March 31, 2017, 11:51:53 AM
Guys! :Woohoo:

Quote

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
NNPC Towers
Crude and contract award verification unit NNPC
Nigeria Lagos
 
I am Dr. Benard Sani Director of Crude and contract award verification unit with Nigeria National Petroleum cooperation {NNPC} We deliberately over invoiced the sum of Sixty Five  million Three Hundred Thousand US dollars {65.3M) during contract and supply services by foreign contractors in our Unit.
 
My contacting you is base the facts that the original contractor has been fully paid. We want to use our position to present you as the real contractor whose bill is ready for payment in our unit now, so that this over invoice of 65.3m$ will be credited into the account you provide, then me and my Colleagues involve can come over to you for an investment plan arrangement.As public/Civil Servants we are not allowed by Law to run or have a foreign Account,hence why we are contacting you for help.
 
You have to provide us with your company full contact Or your full contact address, which will be file in as the executor of the completed project whose outstanding bill of 68m is ready for payment. You will have some % as we proceed with the transaction and as we complete the transaction as well.
 
Note that all legal documents covering this 65.3m will be processed in your favor legally.
 
No risk is attached with this transaction and kindly reply to: [email protected]
 
Awaiting your Urgent response.
Dr. Benard Sani.
Email: [email protected]
 
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on March 31, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Who would have thought I got this lucky TWICE!  :excited:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: cfbandyman on March 31, 2017, 11:54:55 AM
Guys! :Woohoo:

Quote

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
NNPC Towers
Crude and contract award verification unit NNPC
Nigeria Lagos
 
I am Dr. Benard Sani Director of Crude and contract award verification unit with Nigeria National Petroleum cooperation {NNPC} We deliberately over invoiced the sum of Sixty Five  million Three Hundred Thousand US dollars {65.3M) during contract and supply services by foreign contractors in our Unit.
 
My contacting you is base the facts that the original contractor has been fully paid. We want to use our position to present you as the real contractor whose bill is ready for payment in our unit now, so that this over invoice of 65.3m$ will be credited into the account you provide, then me and my Colleagues involve can come over to you for an investment plan arrangement.As public/Civil Servants we are not allowed by Law to run or have a foreign Account,hence why we are contacting you for help.
 
You have to provide us with your company full contact Or your full contact address, which will be file in as the executor of the completed project whose outstanding bill of 68m is ready for payment. You will have some % as we proceed with the transaction and as we complete the transaction as well.
 
Note that all legal documents covering this 65.3m will be processed in your favor legally.
 
No risk is attached with this transaction and kindly reply to: [email protected]
 
Awaiting your Urgent response.
Dr. Benard Sani.
Email: [email protected]
 

Lucky bastard, I'm pretty sure they only said my contract was like $25.3 mil in value. Screwed again :curse:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 31, 2017, 11:58:13 AM
I get those like twice a day at work. I always follow up an email to let them know what a piece of crap they are.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on March 31, 2017, 12:08:34 PM
I sent my SSN, DOB, and banking info to speed up the process :excited:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: cfbandyman on March 31, 2017, 03:21:13 PM
I sent my SSN, DOB, and banking info to speed up the process :excited:

Add Mother's Maiden name and you could have gotten that sweet ass cheddar today

GET PAID TBT  :billdance:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on March 31, 2017, 03:58:25 PM
I sent my SSN, DOB, and banking info to speed up the process :excited:

Add Mother's Maiden name and you could have gotten that sweet ass cheddar today

GET PAID TBT  :billdance:

Done!
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on April 17, 2017, 09:01:54 PM
He must have just moved and didn't get my reply :frown:

https://twitter.com/mathouchens/status/853631793764990977
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 17, 2017, 09:18:14 AM
Hello,
Danny would like to invite Luke to his birthday party on June 3 beginning at 3:00- June 4 ending around Noon (sleepover, swimming, tubing, etc...)
Let me know if he is able to attend.  Thank you!
Sincerely,
Maureen DeFeo
386-795-xxxx



does anyone know luke?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 17, 2017, 09:26:36 AM
Sometimes I get security alert emails because some high school girl with the same last name and first initial as me set my email address as her recovery email for her google account and she logged into her gmail from a new device. What a dumbass.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on May 17, 2017, 10:59:53 AM
Hello,
Danny would like to invite Luke to his birthday party on June 3 beginning at 3:00- June 4 ending around Noon (sleepover, swimming, tubing, etc...)
Let me know if he is able to attend.  Thank you!
Sincerely,
Maureen DeFeo
386-795-xxxx



does anyone know luke?  :dunno:

Tell her you don't know a Luke but it sounds like fun and you'll be there
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: cfbandyman on May 17, 2017, 11:03:36 AM
Hello,
Danny would like to invite Luke to his birthday party on June 3 beginning at 3:00- June 4 ending around Noon (sleepover, swimming, tubing, etc...)
Let me know if he is able to attend.  Thank you!
Sincerely,
Maureen DeFeo
386-795-xxxx



does anyone know luke?  :dunno:

Tell her you don't know a Luke but it sounds like fun and you'll be there

What level of aggieville creepster street cred will that get you?
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: meow meow on May 17, 2017, 01:21:06 PM
is winters still youthful enough to pass as Luke?  if so send him, have him live tweet, gon be lit
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 17, 2017, 03:35:12 PM
Quote
Thank you for shopping at Patagonia. As requested, attached is a copy of your receipt. If you have any questions, please call us at the phone number included on your receipt.

The receipt is attached. Apparently a guy was shopping in San Fransisco and we are one letter away from being besties. He must have fat fingered the email address.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2017, 09:46:44 AM
Dear Karate Parents,

This is just a friendly reminder that there will be a brief Karate demo today. It will be at 4:45 p.m. in the gym after the final Karate class. Hope to see you there!

-Phillip
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2017, 09:48:24 AM
Good afternoon Mr Clams,

Further to your conversation with Ralph earlier on today. The benches available are Oval back teak bench and Classic back teak bench, both made out of teak and 180cm long.

I have attached pictures to see what they look like.

The price for the both is £229 including delivery.

Regards

Nadia

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.garden4less.co.uk%2Fprodimages%2Fgarden-benches%2Fregal-6ft-1-main.jpg&hash=4ddfd917f6045d3814f3b2898c543510414126f1)
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: star seed 7 on May 26, 2017, 09:50:42 AM
Pretty good deal
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: mocat on May 26, 2017, 09:58:45 AM
man that's a great looking bench to handyman
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2017, 10:12:20 AM
i told the sensei that i'd see him at the dojo
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Brock Landers on May 26, 2017, 10:17:14 AM
That bench is pretty hawt.  Probably beyond my handymanning capabilities.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2017, 11:42:54 AM
That bench is pretty hawt.  Probably beyond my handymanning capabilities.

kind of reminds me of the one in Notting Hill
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Trim on July 26, 2017, 11:15:06 AM
Quote
Hunting

Jim good to talk to you  on Monday. We are very pleased that we will still be able to hunt on your property this coming Duck and Goose season. We have had enjoyed many a season setting in the pit  trying to fool geese and enjoying friendships  It appears that the first hunting will start October 1st. Mike and I look forward to meeting with you to discuss the details. Please let me know when you will be in the area so we can set a time enjoy lunch or breakfast. We have enjoyed working with Rod and look forward to an on going relationship with you.Thanks
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Tobias on July 26, 2017, 11:24:15 AM
that guy loves the crap out of enjoying stuff
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on July 26, 2017, 12:07:04 PM
Quote
Hunting

Jim good to talk to you  on Monday. We are very pleased that we will still be able to hunt on your property this coming Duck and Goose season. We have had enjoyed many a season setting in the pit  trying to fool geese and enjoying friendships  It appears that the first hunting will start October 1st. Mike and I look forward to meeting with you to discuss the details. Please let me know when you will be in the area so we can set a time enjoy lunch or breakfast. We have enjoyed working with Rod and look forward to an on going relationship with you.Thanks

Let him know the price has gone up 50%.  Let Jim know that you get half of that increase.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on August 08, 2017, 03:50:32 PM
Quote
Subject: RE: Read and Reply


Attn:
I was searching when I found your business profile. I am wondering if your project is still available seeking funding. I represent a group of investors who are interested in having a serious business present in your region. Kindly get back to me with full details,
Regards
 Eric
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 08, 2017, 04:10:53 PM
Quote
Subject: RE: Read and Reply


Attn:
I was searching when I found your business profile. I am wondering if your project is still available seeking funding. I represent a group of investors who are interested in having a serious business present in your region. Kindly get back to me with full details,
Regards
 Eric

Sounds like they need you to help them launder money with your LiteCoin knowledge.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on August 17, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
A scam invoice email got sent out to everyone in a professional group that I'm in.  In the two hours since, I have received 26 reply all emails to notify everyone of the obvious scam, remove themselves from the list, or stop replying all.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: ChiComCat on August 18, 2017, 08:51:37 AM
A scam invoice email got sent out to everyone in a professional group that I'm in.  In the two hours since, I have received 26 reply all emails to notify everyone of the obvious scam, remove themselves from the list, or stop replying all.
Ended the day above 60, including a "This has to be the dumbest group of people in the world."  I am tempted to reply all back and ask if anyone else wants removed from the list.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 0.42 on September 01, 2017, 01:22:07 PM
Just got this on my work account :Wha:

very interesting if true



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Three different prophets/servants of the Lord were shown/told that Houston would be destroyed by flooding. At this time it now seems as though their warnings may only be partially fulfilled. Please take the following to God in prayer. Please warn others that more destruction may be coming.

On August 30th 2009 seer Billy Nelson had a vision where he was a passenger on a cruise ship in the Houston Ship Channel looking at massive amounts of debris from the destruction of Houston. Exactly eight years later Billy Nelson is now a passenger on a Cruise ship that has been stranded off of the Coast of Texas, whether the ship he is on is still at Houston or is one of the ones that has gone to New Orleans to resupply, I cannot say. It appears as though his prophecy may not yet be complete as the level of destruction that he witnessed in his vision does not yet to seem to have materialized. It is entirely possible that God may also use Hurricane Irma, which is now forming in the Atlantic Ocean, to bring further destruction on Houston. (Update… Irma is strengthening much faster than models predicted, now a Cat 3 and expected to become a Cat 5) Let us all pray for His mercy and grace in this matter. Read more on Billy’s vision following Pamela’s vision.

Pamela Banda’s 2016 vision indicates two floods and two storms to hit Houston!
On Tuesday May 24 2016, this is what happened. I got off work at 6 am and I was really tired. I ate something, got in bed with my son, and said a short prayer that went like this, “Papa Yahweh, in the name of Yahshua I repent. I ask that your will be done with me and Zion (my son) as we sleep. I pray for divine safety and divine protection. Amen.”

I hadn’t been praying heavy like I should, but in this small prayer I said Yahshua I repent. Well, I turned my head towards the wall and I hadn’t even closed my eyes for a minute before I instantly saw a vision.

I suddenly found myself up in the air in the city of Houston TX. It was daytime. It looked like it was around 10 am. In front of me I could see about four tall gas tanks and other normal things you would see in the city. I live outside of Houston, but I don’t know where the oil tanks are. As I zoomed in on the gas tanks I could see they all had thick black smoke coming from them and one had caught on fire. I thought it was strange to see tall gas tanks in the city because I mostly see them in industrial areas.

Next to the gas tanks was an apartment complex that looked like it was about four or five stories high. All of the sudden, the fire that was on one of the gas tank jumped onto the apartment complex!

All of a sudden the oil tanks caught on fire and, when they did, there was an apartment complex next to them that caught on fire as well. Then the whole apartment building just collapsed. I was in utter shock.

Then out of the corner of my right eye I saw a wave of water that looked around five feet high from where I was up in the air. So it was not as tall as the buildings, but enough to cause severe damage. After that it was like a ripple effect. When I saw the water, I said, “Where did this water come from?” I wondered because I was in the city, nowhere near the beach.

Then the Holy Spirit said, “The water represents judgment. Judgment is coming to Houston and it will be destroyed, desolate, and uninhabitable.”

Again I was stunned! Houston was being destroyed! I got scared because people were screaming and there was nothing anyone could do because it was happening so fast.

I closed my eyes and said, “Yahshua!”

I think the wave of water is what did it for me. Then the water retracted, but then it came back again with force and strong winds. The water was destroying everything in sight. Cars were being flipped over and everything was catching on fire.

When the winds came it moved me in the air and that was when I began to panic because until then I thought I was only seeing a vision. I began to hear people screaming and I suddenly realized none of us were not going to make it. So I began to think, “Oh no!” And I started yelling, “I Repent, I Repent.”

I closed my eyes and said Yahshua several times, then I finally came out of the vision. I opened my eyes and I was in my room, shocked at how real everything was I had just seen and so relieved I didn’t wake up in hell. I was made to understand that if you are in Houston on that day you will not survive. The sky was clear, so nobody was expecting it.

When I came out of the vision, I said to the Lord, “I don’t live in Houston, I live in the Woodlands.”

He said, “Where you are, you are not safe.”
So I prayed and asked Him, “What are my instructions?”

After that prayer, I went to sleep for real. I was so tired, I didn’t dream of anything, but when I woke up, I heard God say to me, “Tell them to seek me and I will tell them where to go for safety. Tell the church three things they need to do.”

This is from the Lord and the instructions that came after the vision.
1.   Take your secret sins to God so He can help. He wants to reveal things to people because He has instructions, which are different for each of us.
2.   Stock up on food and supplies, but not in Houston. Go where He directs you to go. Stocking up food in Houston won’t help.
3.   Make sure all documents are laminated.

I was not given a time frame for when this event will take place. The devastation was so terrible, it will definitely affect the surrounding areas of Houston.

I shared this vision with my sister in Christ, Mena Lee Grebin. I asked her what was wrong with Houston Texas. I didn’t really see anything significant about Houston that would make Yahshua destroy it. She said Texas had allowed a lot of sin to come in on its’ soil. She referenced former Houston Mayor Annise Parker, a homosexual, but I didn’t think that would make Yahshua destroy a place and make it uninhabitable.

So then I decided I didn’t care what the reason was. What I saw was so scary, I don’t want to be here when it happens. So I started praying about when I needed to be out of Houston.  So I was like, I’m just gonna fast and pray because this is serious and I may not have much time. So the next day, I thought about it and I was like, well I guess since I have been given this vision, which is amazing since I haven’t been praying like I should, maybe I should find out why Yahshua is destroying Houston.

I wanted to be responsible with these visions. So I went on YouTube and typed in Satanic worship. I didn’t know what to look for because I’m like I don’t know what’s unique about this place. As I was searching, the Holy Spirit said, “Abortion.”

I was like abortion… okay? So I’m like, what’s unique about abortions. They are everywhere, in every city. So I looked up Planned Parenthood in Houston. I was like, maybe Houston has the biggest one…IDK. Then I came across this article from Life News. The Holy Spirit said, “Look at the date.”

I’m like, “Ohhhhhhh snap. May 24th! Thats the day I had the vision.”
Then He said, “Read the article.”

I just kind of skimmed through it, but when I got to the part of “selling body parts of aborted babies” the Holy Spirit said, “That is why judgment is coming!”

I was stunned! He said, “It is part of it.”

He wanted me to know that part. I was so shocked, but also thankful that He had given me a reason and to learn Houston has been heavily involved in this demoic murderous act.
Then he said, “I don’t do anything unless I reveal it to My prophets first.”

Thanks and God bless.
 
Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj’s 2015 prophecy of the destruction of Houston.

“When we landed at Houston airport, we came out of the plane and we walked on the bridge. As soon as I stepped foot on Houston Airport, I heard the voice. I think this angel followed me. He said, “This city will be destroyed by a massive flood.”

“When I got into the hotel room, I googled it. There were records of history of massive flooding in Houston. It did not make me very pleasant. I don’t know why this time this thing really bothered me very much. It has never bothered me in the past. I just didn’t know why it bothered me so much until two days later when I saw in the news the nation the highest legislation in the country has passed the same sex marriage law. Then I understood why.

You see, your judges are not just Supreme Court judges, but are judges of the land. What they pronounce, they have put a curse on their own country by opening a floodgate.”

(He continued telling how President Obama announced his support for the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage by decorating the White House with rainbow colored lighting. The rainbow is the symbol used by LGBT organizations.)

James Baily post from Z3news.com regarding Billy’s prophecy.
 
Exactly eight years ago today, on August 30 2009, Brother Billy Nelson had a prophetic dream in which he saw great destruction in Houston TX, which he describes as follows:

“I looked out over the water and saw massive amounts of debris coming into the waterway. I saw pieces of rooftops, houses, and all manner of trash floating in the water. It was the leading edge of incredible amounts of fragments of what used to be homes and businesses. I didn’t understand where all this debris could possibly be coming from or what could cause such a mega-disaster. The cruise ship certainly would not escape being trapped in the rubble, the debris was so thick, I knew I could walk on top of it all the way back to Houston.

I heard a His voice say, ‘When you see this, it has begun.’

I looked forward towards the bow of the cruise ship and saw two tanker ships directly in front of us, a couple of hundred yards ahead of our ship, sailing side by side, cutting a path through the thick debris field for us. The tankers were stoutly built and could withstand the beating from all the trash in the water. As the tankers cut through the rubble, they left a clear watery path, making smooth sailing for us, even in the middle of this catastrophe. We had no choice but to follow them to get back to port.

When we got near the dock, I simply opened the two side doors of the ship, waited for the dock hands to secure the ship and stepped safely down onto the dock. It was such relief to be safe back in port.” (see the complete post)

I believe it is significant that exactly eight years passed between the day he received the dream and today because the number eight represents new beginnings and this dream revealed the start of something new. He heard the Lord say, “When you see this, it has begun.”

What has begun? Billy understood it was a confirmation of many other prophetic warnings God had already given him regarding judgment coming to the United States. He wrote, “I believe this dream goes along with what the Father has been saying to me about more and more intense judgments are coming to America.”

His description of the judgments as “more and more intense” confirms what Jesus said would happen in the days prior to His return. He described it as being like birth pangs because the pain gets greater and more frequent as the time of delivery draws near. (Matthew 24:8)

Amazingly, my friend Lyn Leahz emailed me today to tell me what Brother Billy saw in his dream is happening today as he is currently on a cruise ship near Houston, stranded with 20,000 other passengers, as Galveston police explained:

According to local police in Galveston, Texas, officials hope the ships are not able to make port while there is still significant flooding because roadways out of Galveston are blocked and people getting off the cruises would be unable to leave the island. Many of the passengers’ cars that are parked in the cruise terminal lots are stuck there because of flooded access roads. (Source: Fox News)

I believe the events happening in Houston can only be understood in the larger context of where we are in God’s prophetic timeline. Contrary to the false prophets proclaiming all is well, trouble must come because prophecies recorded thousands of years ago in the scriptures must be fulfilled before the Lord returns. I believe we are fast approaching what the angel Gabriel described as “a time of anguish, such as has never occurred since nations first came into existence.” But the good news is Gabriel also said, “At that time your people shall be delivered, everyone who is found written in the book.” (Daniel 12:1)

Prophetic warnings indicate another event could be coming soon. In 2016, Pamela Banda saw great destruction coming to Houston through flood waters. The Holy Spirit told her, “The water represents judgment. Judgment is coming to Houston and it will be destroyed, desolate, and uninhabitable.”

Her vision revealed two floods and two storms in Houston. She wrote, “Then the water retracted, but then it came back again with force and strong winds. The water was destroying everything in sight. Cars were being flipped over and everything was catching on fire.” (see the complete post)
Her description makes me think perhaps what is happening now is only the first part of the fulfillment of what Brother Billy Nelson saw in his dream. What he saw was so amazing, he wondered how it could happen, so he asked God about it and received another prophetic vision a couple of weeks later on September 15, 2009.

“In the vision, I was observing from a high altitude. I saw the Houston, Galveston coastline below. A very weak unnamed storm was brewing just off shore. The TV weather reported said, “This storm is nothing to worry about whatsoever.”

Then it suddenly intensified and became a very large black storm like no one had ever seen. The storm moved inland in a large black mass and engulfed the city of Houston and surrounding area. Soon afterwards the storm withdrew, it drug back a massive amount of debris as it returned to sea. It caught millions off guard and there must have been a great loss of life and property. Then I saw a calendar with the month September and the year 09. Then a hand appeared and marked a line through the 09. End of vision.” (see the complete post)

The year was marked out, so it was not revealed, but the month was revealed as September. Putting Billy’s vision together with what Pamela saw, a second storm will bring more flooding and strong winds to the Houston area and its’ destruction will be greater than the first because Pamela saw “everything catching on fire” and Billy saw, “It drug back a massive amount of debris as it returned to sea.”

Even though the first storm has already landed, we have not been shown how much time passes before the second one hits. Perhaps the area will be granted a reprieve.
 
For more important messages from Jesus through several of His prophets visit
hearthelordjesus.com
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: 8manpick on September 01, 2017, 01:29:57 PM
:martaviousdidnotread:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 01, 2017, 01:31:18 PM
So God told people to laminate their documents.
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Post by: 0.42 on September 01, 2017, 01:31:55 PM
:martaviousdidnotread:

i read all of it
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Post by: 8manpick on September 01, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
:martaviousdidnotread:

i read all of it
Dr. Irving did not
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Post by: The Big Train on September 01, 2017, 04:11:39 PM
Yeah I didn't read any of that either
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Post by: puniraptor on September 19, 2017, 05:48:49 PM
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Someone great recently purchased a gift from your baby registry! You can visit your Thank You List to easily keep track of all gifts purchased.

IS THERE SOMETHING I NEED TO KNOW?!?  :runaway:
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Post by: puniraptor on September 20, 2017, 08:04:57 PM
the news tells me that I need to know that I am just one among millions
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Post by: 8manpick on November 29, 2017, 03:29:35 PM
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Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on January 21, 2018, 09:07:43 PM
this guy can really email-

“Long time no speak--Hope all in life treating you very well

I am writing this because your Dad had once told me that you would love to open a Jimmy John's restaurant. I know your folks love eating there. I have never had a sandwich there so have no opinion,

I just got back from Colorado yesterday. Near Mr Alex's condo there is a large strip mall with a supermarket, Walgreens, Starbucks etc. I noticed a sandwich place called Cheba Hut. I wanted to try it but the lines were enormous both times I was there. It was a busy time as there were also lines at some of the other casual fast foods located in the same strip center. On the other side (but in the same center) was a Jimmy Johns and had a total of one customer. This was one time I was there and I know very little about this business but thought I would transfer the information to you.

Again hope all is well and you make it out to the East Coast sometime soon. If not here take a trip to Colorado sometime.”
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Post by: 'taterblast on January 23, 2018, 10:12:44 AM
oh wow
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Post by: ChiComCat on January 23, 2018, 10:23:06 AM
www.chebahut.com

Their website is a treat.  They are not subtle
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Post by: star seed 7 on January 23, 2018, 01:35:11 PM
Also looks delicious
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Post by: 8manpick on March 30, 2018, 08:13:33 AM
Someone signed up for Brazzers and RealityKings this morning using my email address and a slightly different name through probiller dot com

That's annoying
Title: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: The Big Train on April 01, 2018, 06:56:42 PM
Looked it up and it’s a company in Australia.



Happy Easter Customers !!
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Its an absolute glass out out there today so for you fishos hopefully you’re not reading this right now haha.

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Of course the Mechanical business is still the main focus of Daprix Marine Services and continuing a reliable and professional service to you all is my goal.

Happy to help where I can and Happy Easter

Kind Regards

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Director: D’Aprix Marine Services Pty Ltd

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Post by: DaBigTrain on July 19, 2018, 08:44:05 AM
:ohno:

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Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2018, 09:24:59 AM
subject:  the random email from that one girl

Hey Jonas,

Well, I'm not going to even try to pretend that emailing you out of the blue, 20 years after we graduated from high school, can be considered an entirely normal thing to do. Most likely, people just keep wondering whatever happened to so and so but here, in this case, curiosity won out (for better or worse).

Also, I recently found myself at the 20th reunion after Anne (now Britt) Savage facebook guilt -tripped me into going because it turns out she spent a lot of time organizing it  (Brit, along with a surprisingly number of people from Madison, also went to college with me) and had vested hopes that people might turn up. So, I went and chatted with people I either A.) do not remember from high school or B.) knew some about because Facebook has kept me updated. I actually had a really fun conversation with Kate Lokken (Huebner) who has turned out to be a banker of some sort and is hilarious to chat with (yes, those two things can go together). I even found out what Josh (last name unknown but friends with Kate) was up to - he's apparently sailing after spending some time as a ski bum. Another guy, Kierian (the one who went to Harvard) now spends his work life wandering around airports, scrutinizing their processes and telling them how they can save money by becoming more efficient. Afterwards they give him gobs of money for this insight.

Anyway, so then I got curious about the people I didn't see. Thus, this random email to you. Jonas, what have you been up to? Are you still climbing mountains? It would be fun to hear what you have been up to!

Hope this finds you well and this has not freaked you out too much!
Dorothy
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 25, 2018, 09:29:45 AM
Sounds like she really needs you to be Jonas for her
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Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2018, 09:42:26 AM
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the random email from that one girl

just to be clear, this was the subject line of the email
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 25, 2018, 09:52:47 AM
She really wants to climb Mt. Jonas.
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Post by: DQ12 on September 25, 2018, 10:57:29 AM
Ask for Kierian's contact info and then get him to post here.
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Post by: ChiComCat on September 25, 2018, 11:43:58 AM
Someone needs to figure out the high school
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Post by: wetwillie on September 25, 2018, 11:50:24 AM
Under 40 woman named Dorothy does not pass the smell test.
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Post by: SleepFighter on September 26, 2018, 02:29:15 PM
I get people sending me their Aadhaar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aadhaar) cards, and identification photos and stuff. So, what I'm saying is that I am in an excellent position to grant you a false Indian identity if you happen to be the market for such a thing.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 19, 2019, 02:45:46 PM
Hi guys,

Just wanted to thank you all for the amazing job you did planning and implementing Bob's 75th Surprise birthday party last weekend.  Kim and I had a great time, and it was good to see a lot of old friends.  I'm not sure I've seen Bob smile so much.  The food was incredible, and the games were a surprise, and a lot of fun.  Loved the Margarita machine and the cherry on top was the soft serve ice cream machine.  You guys thought of everything!  Are you going to post pictures that everyone took? 

Love to you all,

Joe & Kim
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Post by: meow meow on May 20, 2019, 01:33:07 PM
'clams (or should i say jonas?), did you ever respond to dorothy last sep?
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Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2019, 02:24:59 PM
Thanks Joe,
I think my dad had a great time, he couldn't stop talking about it. It was nice seeing everyone. I put a few pictures in evite. There are some great pictures of you, Ed, Jerry, and Bob. Some of the pictures I took with my phone didnt come out too good. (I'll blame Kim for giving me those shots! Just kidding😁)
Wendy
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2019, 02:27:06 PM
'clams (or should i say jonas?), did you ever respond to dorothy last sep?

no, but dorothy's last name is porco
should i email her back? 
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Post by: pissclams on May 20, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Angela and John,

 

Every year each team is responsible for providing a team “Basket” or package that will be a silent auction item for our Golf Outing.  This year our U10 Red team’s theme is “Tournament Road Trip” which could include a folding wagon, folding chairs, cooler, snacks etc.  We typically spend about $200 out of our team fund for this.  Would you be able to put this together for me?  We are supposed to have it by this Friday but we for sure need it by next week Tuesday.  I think John has a team debit card so you can just use that.  If you have any questions or want to run anything by me please call me anytime.  Please let me know if this is something you can do.  Thanks for your help!

 

Attached is the letter that everyone received for your information.

 

Luke R. Nelson
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: meow meow on May 21, 2019, 08:16:43 AM
'clams (or should i say jonas?), did you ever respond to dorothy last sep?

no, but dorothy's last name is porco
should i email her back?

yes, tell her all about your mountain climbing adventures.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 19, 2020, 03:13:55 PM
Oh no! I need to confirm my identity to unlock my Paypal account. As an added bonus that will ALSO unlock my Apple ID, which I didn’t even know was already locked too! :ohno: :runaway: I better confirm my identity now!

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Post by: IPA4Me on March 19, 2020, 04:13:59 PM
If I get another Chinese/Wuhan/COVID-19 Virus email, I might just start drinking earlier.
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Post by: pissclams on July 07, 2021, 01:50:33 PM
richard weirded me out so much i had to share it


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subject: 7/7/2021

Dear Jackie,

 

I really miss seeing you today and not getting my needed hug from and with you.  Since I have not seen you for the past several days, I am checking with you to see if you are still with us here at Story Point.  If you are not, then I would like to ask a favor of you which is, “Would you be able and willing to pick me up and take me to your apartment so that I can see for myself just where you live and spend some time with you.  If I am too forward, then just tell me even though you know that I love you and I will step back as I don’t want to lose you as a dear friend, Jackie.

 

Just let me know how you feel about our friendship.

 

Richard
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Post by: DQ12 on July 07, 2021, 01:54:12 PM
richard seems cool.  see what his main is on OW.
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Post by: pissclams on July 07, 2021, 01:55:26 PM
:lol:
i bet he's really into the classics which would tell me he's a rein main but i'll ask him
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Post by: DQ12 on July 07, 2021, 02:11:28 PM
:lol:
i bet he's really into the classics which would tell me he's a rein main but i'll ask him
i'm guessin sym
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Jobu on July 09, 2021, 10:49:37 AM
Hi guys,

Just wanted to thank you all for the amazing job you did planning and implementing Bob's 75th Surprise birthday party last weekend.  Kim and I had a great time, and it was good to see a lot of old friends.  I'm not sure I've seen Bob smile so much.  The food was incredible, and the games were a surprise, and a lot of fun.  Loved the Margarita machine and the cherry on top was the soft serve ice cream machine.  You guys thought of everything!  Are you going to post pictures that everyone took? 

Love to you all,

Joe & Kim

Margarita machine AND soft serve ice cream machine? Wow.  That sounds amazing.
Title: Re: Strange emails i'm receiving on my GMAIL account
Post by: Stupid Fitz on August 18, 2021, 11:49:24 AM
"Thank you for scheduling your first Covid-19 vaccination Jerome. Please schedule your second dose via the attached link."

Better late than never Jerome!!!!
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 08, 2021, 10:49:19 AM
"Thank you for scheduling your first Covid-19 vaccination Jerome. Please schedule your second dose via the attached link."

Better late than never Jerome!!!!

Dear Jerome,

You have missed your scheduled appointment to receive your second dose of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccination. Please reschedule to receive your second dose.

 :frown:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 08, 2021, 02:15:24 PM
Damn it, Jerome!
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Post by: michigancat on November 11, 2021, 06:38:38 AM
The woke mob coming after Austria

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