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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68175 on: February 06, 2017, 02:27:58 PM »
It sucks that Moss/Hammel are both old grandpas but it is what it is

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68176 on: February 06, 2017, 03:20:23 PM »
At least it was only a 2 year deal with hammel. he better have crisco, bardol, vagisil and jalapeno with him on the reg

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68177 on: February 06, 2017, 07:20:16 PM »
IDGAF what payroll is or was, but the fact that it decreased this season makes these moves even worse.

And the fact that Dayton wasn't "planning" on replacing Ventura doesn't excuse the fact that we have two average starters and a battery of washed up tweener starter/long term reliever guys we're praying to god can use up 170+ innings (with no HGH to clean up).

There were better options at every spot we knew, and have known, needed replacement, and DM fell flat on his face replacing them through organizational development, trades or FA acquistion.

You can Rany Dorkzerly the analysis in terms of dollars all you want, and WAR. It doesn't excuse the lack of foresight. Fact is only 10 guys play at once, and our 10 on any given night is bottom half (maybe third) of the AL. Rany was a real tard when DM was building something, and he's a real tard about how great it looks crumbling down.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68178 on: February 06, 2017, 07:22:24 PM »
Nobody thinks we'd be signing Hammel if yordano didn't die, do they? Bc we wouldn't and that's awful.

Also, Fister is better, younger and probably cheaper.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68179 on: February 06, 2017, 07:43:02 PM »
Guys, the royals run is over, it was fun while it lasted.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68180 on: February 06, 2017, 07:43:28 PM »
I'm probably gonna go to opening day

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68181 on: February 06, 2017, 08:39:31 PM »
It was unbelievably fun

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68182 on: February 06, 2017, 08:50:00 PM »
It was unbelievably fun

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68183 on: February 07, 2017, 09:31:58 AM »
IDGAF what payroll is or was, but the fact that it decreased this season makes these moves even worse.

And the fact that Dayton wasn't "planning" on replacing Ventura doesn't excuse the fact that we have two average starters and a battery of washed up tweener starter/long term reliever guys we're praying to god can use up 170+ innings (with no HGH to clean up).

There were better options at every spot we knew, and have known, needed replacement, and DM fell flat on his face replacing them through organizational development, trades or FA acquistion.

You can Rany Dorkzerly the analysis in terms of dollars all you want, and WAR. It doesn't excuse the lack of foresight. Fact is only 10 guys play at once, and our 10 on any given night is bottom half (maybe third) of the AL. Rany was a real tard when DM was building something, and he's a real tard about how great it looks crumbling down.

Duffy was the best pitcher in the American League for 3 months.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68184 on: February 07, 2017, 09:48:46 AM »
After Jose Fernandez's boating accident he was joking traded for Ventura in my fantasy baseball league.



Just restarted the league and realized it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68185 on: February 07, 2017, 02:37:52 PM »
ok now i'm starting to question the brandon moss deal

https://twitter.com/BBTN/status/829063438089519105

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68186 on: February 07, 2017, 02:47:47 PM »
Chris Carter was one of three (3) qualified batters in 2016 with a higher strikeout % than Alex Gordon. 

Of course, those 3 dudes hit 41, 38, and 34 home runs and Alex Gordon hit 17

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68187 on: February 07, 2017, 03:50:00 PM »
I know Carter strikes out like a madman but Moss isn't exactly Nori Aoki in terms of being a contact hitter. I just like the 1 year deal the Yankees landed.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68188 on: February 07, 2017, 03:55:40 PM »
We don't need the strikeout machine Carter, cf3.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68189 on: February 07, 2017, 04:01:18 PM »
We don't need the strikeout machine Carter, cf3.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68190 on: February 07, 2017, 04:09:08 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68191 on: February 07, 2017, 05:02:01 PM »
Nobody thinks we'd be signing Hammel if yordano didn't die, do they? Bc we wouldn't and that's awful.

Also, Fister is better, younger and probably cheaper.

Fister just turned 33
He had a 4.61 ERA and 1.42 WHIP the last 2 years in 47 starts
He was very good 11'-14' but back2back subpar years from a non strikeout starter (5.5 K per 9 last 2 yrs)
I'm not convinced he is better. Probably not much cheaper (made $7M last season)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68192 on: February 08, 2017, 02:31:07 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68193 on: February 08, 2017, 02:40:11 PM »
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68195 on: February 08, 2017, 07:27:42 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68196 on: February 09, 2017, 09:25:58 PM »
Fister and Carter would be waaaayyyy better than Moss and Fat Hochever, would have left money over to buy a decent relief pitcher. DM has lost his goddamn mind.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68197 on: February 09, 2017, 10:31:08 PM »
Fister and Carter would be waaaayyyy better than Moss and Fat Hochever, would have left money over to buy a decent relief pitcher. DM has lost his goddamn mind.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68198 on: February 10, 2017, 11:39:17 AM »
Happy Birthday, Alex!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #68199 on: February 10, 2017, 02:32:15 PM »