Game of Thrones SHOW thread for people who are confused by the book thread

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Everybody laughed at me, but now I've got Thrones Facts on my side. :micdrop:

[star seed 7]

I hope there is a bunch of dead dicks in this episode so you have something else to complain about

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

I hope there is a bunch of dead dicks in this episode so you have something else to complain about

Well you obviously already know so don't say anything!! (And if the dead dick contributes something to the story I'm Ok with it - I just don't like gratuitous nudity for the sake of the show runners having a giggle).

[star seed 7]

Dead dicks are the ultimate giggle

[mocat]

we have no idea where the WW's have been walking since Hardhome, gmafb

[Mrs. Gooch]

Everybody laughed at me, but now I've got Thrones Facts on my side. :micdrop:

If you read the comments you will see that the map misses the fact that the white walkers attacked Bran in that cave....What else have they missed that we don't even know about???

[star seed 7]

We need Damon Lindelof to take this over and give us a ww flashback episode

[catastrophe]

Yea. Once again, this is only a problem if you assume the WW have been marching directly towards the wall the entire time even though the show gives you no reason to believe that and several reasons not to.

[stunted]

just like i trust snyder and weber to run the teams better than you idiots, i trust grrm and the directors/producers to tell a better story than goEMAW poster k-s-u-wildcats

ksuw is going to get his face mushed in the next few episodes

[mocat]

i wish there was a way to post this emoji upside down, without the face, and also like 100x size

 

[The Big Train]

I think the last episode I saw was the red wedding one and reading this thread I feel pretty caught up now

[michigancat]

I think the last episode I saw was the red wedding one and reading this thread I feel pretty caught up now

you haven't missed much

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Everybody laughed at me, but now I've got Thrones Facts on my side. :micdrop:

If you read the comments you will see that the map misses the fact that the white walkers attacked Bran in that cave....What else have they missed that we don't even know about???

It doesn't matter. As I said a few pages back:

Not to quibble (but I guess, yes, to quibble), you all are making excuses for a weak plot contrivance. If Jon has all this time to traipse all over Westeros because the Night King is just sitting around waiting, why does every shot we see of the Undead Army show them marching?

The Night King and Bran's storylines intersect at the Cave of the 3ER. Bran's storyline intersects with Sansa's storyline at Winterfell. Sansa's storyline intersects with Jon's at Winterfell. So this means the Night King is not only moving so slowly that he hasn't reached the Wall by the time Meera/Benjen towed Bran on a sled all the way to the Wall and then on down to Winterfell, but the Night King is still marching to the Wall by the time Jon spends months sailing from Dragonstone all the way up to Eastwatch.

The Night King is moving slower than Michael Meyers. The excuse boils down to "well I'm sure he's taking so long because he's doing tons of other stuff we don't know about, like recruiting." Besides, we all know the Night King doesn't bother recruiting. Like Snyder, he focuses on development.

[mocat]

The night king kills hodor and ksuw doesn't gaf. Why? Hodor showed everyone his dong in s2

[sys]

i agree 100% on how unforgivably stupid and poorly written all the time traveling as plot catalyst is.  but i find the galloping through 6 inches of water/falling off horse into 30 feet of water to be way worse.  and where/when/how tf did jaime crawl out of the water to start this week's episode?  insulting the viewers' intelligence is one thing, these assholes are gloveslapping our intelligence.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

IMO neither of these is quite as dumb as Arya being repeatedly stabbed and jumping into an open sewer and surviving. I love this show but I wish it didn't do unnecessarily stupid things from time to time.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

L. O. L.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/AMSlT5pYU3w[/youtube]

[mocat]

omg 

[catastrophe]

i agree 100% on how unforgivably stupid and poorly written all the time traveling as plot catalyst is.  but i find the galloping through 6 inches of water/falling off horse into 30 feet of water to be way worse.  and where/when/how tf did jaime crawl out of the water to start this week's episode?   insulting the viewers' intelligence is one thing, these assholes are gloveslapping our intelligence.

Especially given the gold hand. They should have at least shown him having to leave it at the bottom of the river.

You have to be a pretty damn good swimmer to get out with that plus a full suit of armor.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

You'd have to be an even better swimmer to pull yourself and another dude out of the water while both wearing at least 100 pounds of armor. Fortunately, Bron is that swimmer.

[michigancat]

Yeah but how great was that cliffhanger where we didn't know if Jaime was alive?

[mocat]

sometimes in movies a character is in the bathtub or even just like knocked out in a boxing match, and the camera shows that person sinking in deep water but we all know it's just imagery and the person is really in a bathtub or a boxing mat

[Mrs. Gooch]

This argument reminds me of Kathy Bates in Misery.

[star seed 7]

Bonn doesn't wear plate armor, do u even watch the show? Smdh

[catastrophe]

sometimes in movies a character is in the bathtub or even just like knocked out in a boxing match, and the camera shows that person sinking in deep water but we all know it's just imagery and the person is really in a bathtub or a boxing mat

Snatch. Great movie.