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Re: Vegas
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2010, 05:22:33 PM »
will also be out in vegas for the first time also (aug 6-9th). staying here http://www.arialasvegas.com/ anyone been there before???

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2010, 10:29:50 PM »
will also be out in vegas for the first time also (aug 6-9th). staying here http://www.arialasvegas.com/ anyone been there before???

Report back bro.  I go quite a bit and haven't been since they started rolling out the great deals at this and Vdara.  Good luck and god speed. 

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« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2010, 10:02:47 PM »
HAD a BLAST.  Played pretty even until the last day.  Can't wait to go back.  Aria was nice.

We stayed at MGM FWIW.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2010, 07:29:26 AM »
HAD a BLAST.  Played pretty even until the last day.  Can't wait to go back.  Aria was nice.

We stayed at MGM FWIW.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2010, 09:16:55 AM »
yes. how much porn was handed to you on the street? how much did you throw down at the strip club? did you go see penn and teller or chris angel mindhump?!
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« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2010, 09:29:35 AM »
Day one.  Left MCI @ 7:40 drank bloody Mary's on the plane.  My friend who is an elite air traffic controller called the pilot who told the crew to take care of us and we got 2 free drinks and an announcement of the bachelor party which got us 2 or 3 more (can't remember from Randos on the plane)

Touch down, hit liquor store Welcome to Vegas sign ETC.  Arrive at hotel, room's not ready.  Register for 11:00 poker Tourney @ MGM.  Play some table games and drink waiting for Poker tourney.  Won about 100 bucks playing Holdem shootout.  

Post poker tourney we hit a craps table.  We play for like 6 hours completely losing track of time.  up like 400 bucks at this point.  Go to hotel room.  Go to the pool for happy hour 6-7:30 15 dollar Sangria pitchers.  Win a poolside beer pong tourney.

crap shower and shave, go out for a dinner at Top Chef guys steak house.  At this point don't remember what I ate.  Walk the Strip from MGM to Oshea's(?) gamble there, Gamble at Wild Bill's(?) Take A cab to Strip club, Sapphire Where I'm greeted by Frenchy from Rock of love :throwup:   at this point I'm the only one up and retardedly I treat at the club.  Don't stay very long.  Hit up Freemont street gamble at like 3 or 4 places.  One of my friends and I get a bite to eat at a diner (4 AM ish?) I'm eating my burger and look up over my buddie's shoulder and in front of me at a booth 20 feet away is sitting a 40ish overweight prostitute in a black miniskirt with legs spread showing me her abused chaunch.  Throw up in my mouth a little while lol'ing for my buddy to turn around.

Day 2, Hit up MGM lazy river pool, float around for 3-4 hours playing peg the prostitute.  Go to stratusphere to do the jump off the top thing (I did not do).  came back to the strip and hit up Ceasar's Oshea's again bumble around some other places Crashed about 4 AM again, got up at 8 did some morning gambling @NY NY, and Aria got to the airport @ 11 for 12:30 flight that got delayed 45  mins.  Ate an incredible 360 burrito.  Came home.

Might have pics at some point.  Pretty much a tornado of drinking and gambling.  can't wait to go back.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2010, 09:32:00 AM »
yes. how much porn was handed to you on the street? how much did you throw down at the strip club? did you go see penn and teller or chris angel mindhump?!

Lot's of mexican's dishing out porn, We really didn't stay at the strip club long, maybe an hour or 2 at most.  Would have been shorter but we were looking for Corey Feldman (heard the door guy say Feldman when we came in).  Beers were 10 dollars I think, dances redic.  Really made me appreciate Bonita's all the more.

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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2010, 01:28:38 PM »
As of right now the katz have 37-1 odds on winning the national title in hoops. When I'm in Vegas next month I plan on placing a $100 wager on them. After we win the title I plan on boarding a plane Tuesday morning(after burning down aggieville) and spending the next week celebrating our first major chamipionship by blowing all $3700 in a euphoric fury.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2010, 02:54:39 PM »
Day one.  Left MCI @ 7:40 drank bloody Mary's on the plane.  My friend who is an elite air traffic controller called the pilot who told the crew to take care of us and we got 2 free drinks and an announcement of the bachelor party which got us 2 or 3 more (can't remember from Randos on the plane)

Touch down, hit liquor store Welcome to Vegas sign ETC.  Arrive at hotel, room's not ready.  Register for 11:00 poker Tourney @ MGM.  Play some table games and drink waiting for Poker tourney.  Won about 100 bucks playing Holdem shootout. 

Post poker tourney we hit a craps table.  We play for like 6 hours completely losing track of time.  up like 400 bucks at this point.  Go to hotel room.  Go to the pool for happy hour 6-7:30 15 dollar Sangria pitchers.  Win a poolside beer pong tourney.

crap shower and shave, go out for a dinner at Top Chef guys steak house.  At this point don't remember what I ate.  Walk the Strip from MGM to Oshea's(?) gamble there, Gamble at Wild Bill's(?) Take A cab to Strip club, Sapphire Where I'm greeted by Frenchy from Rock of love :throwup:   at this point I'm the only one up and retardedly I treat at the club.  Don't stay very long.  Hit up Freemont street gamble at like 3 or 4 places.  One of my friends and I get a bite to eat at a diner (4 AM ish?) I'm eating my burger and look up over my buddie's shoulder and in front of me at a booth 20 feet away is sitting a 40ish overweight prostitute in a black miniskirt with legs spread showing me her abused chaunch.  Throw up in my mouth a little while lol'ing for my buddy to turn around.

Day 2, Hit up MGM lazy river pool, float around for 3-4 hours playing peg the prostitute.  Go to stratusphere to do the jump off the top thing (I did not do).  came back to the strip and hit up Ceasar's Oshea's again bumble around some other places Crashed about 4 AM again, got up at 8 did some morning gambling @NY NY, and Aria got to the airport @ 11 for 12:30 flight that got delayed 45  mins.  Ate an incredible 360 burrito.  Came home.

Might have pics at some point.  Pretty much a tornado of drinking and gambling.  can't wait to go back.
that's an awesome report, sounds like you guys had fun.  also- i got hungover just reading about your weekend.


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Re: Vegas
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2010, 02:57:25 PM »
It went crazy fast.  I will slow down the next time.  My body almost couldn't handle it.  Would have walked around and sight see'd during the day more.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2010, 02:57:54 PM »
Ya, that sounds like a successful Vegas trip Cire.  'grats

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2010, 03:00:06 PM »
It went crazy fast.  I will slow down the next time.  My body almost couldn't handle it.  Would have walked around and sight see'd during the day more.
Vegas is always like that, hence the reason most people don't spend more than 2 days, 3 max there.  Otherwise they'd all die.


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« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2010, 03:01:23 PM »
It went crazy fast.  I will slow down the next time.  My body almost couldn't handle it.  Would have walked around and sight see'd during the day more.
Vegas is always like that, hence the reason most people don't spend more than 2 days, 3 max there.  Otherwise they'd all die.

Pete only spent two nights and almost died anyway...

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« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2010, 03:07:44 PM »
kinda feel weird though when all my old ballz co works are like "did you go here?" did you see this?"  "did you do _______________?"

and I'm all no, no, no.

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Re: Vegas
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2010, 03:09:23 PM »
kinda feel weird though when all my old ballz co works are like "did you go here?" did you see this?"  "did you do _______________?"

and I'm all no, no, no.

What did they want you to see?  From your post you covered all the must sees imo :dunno:

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« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2010, 03:11:21 PM »
Don't listen to the old ballz.  Some shows are worth seeing, but you didn't waste any time there.  All of your time seemed quite well spent

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« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2010, 03:20:50 PM »
 :drink:I am about to go into a deep hybernation  to prepare to survive my wed through sunday trip in two weeks. Never done more than three days in vegas at a time. Hope my liver can take it.  :ohno:
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« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2010, 03:22:51 PM »
I am about to go into a deep hybernation  to prepare to survive my wed thur sunday trip in two weeks. Never done more than three days in vegas at a time. Hope my liver can take it. :scared:

I've done 4 nights a couple times.  It's not bad if you pace yourself.  Helps if you have females in tow. 

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« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2010, 03:27:57 PM »
no females it is a guys trip. This more than likely will hurt for weeks after.

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« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2010, 03:58:23 PM »
kinda feel weird though when all my old ballz co works are like "did you go here?" did you see this?"  "did you do _______________?"

and I'm all no, no, no.

What did they want you to see?  From your post you covered all the must sees imo :dunno:


apparently there are museums and elvises in vegas too.

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« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2010, 04:26:15 PM »
Did you see the Pawnstar guys?*  :excited:

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« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2010, 04:44:04 PM »
Anybody read this book?
I'm reading it now...going to Vegas in Jan. older bro has read (and practices) the techniques.


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« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2010, 05:03:06 PM »
Anybody read this book?
I'm reading it now...going to Vegas in Jan. older bro has read (and practices) the techniques.




I did a little research on dice control before my last trip, its actually pretty simple. Hold the Dice with the 3's up making a big V. Throw the dice with the same motion and try and get one bounce off the felt every time while avoiding all the chips on the table. It works best if you are at on the far ends of the table so you can throw in a straight line.

I havent done it enough to become a full fledged believer but craps is the only game I won at last time I was there  :dunno: 

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« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2010, 06:26:58 PM »
minus 3 days till my ass is in vegas.

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« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2010, 08:45:50 PM »
Cire, great report. I can tell the entire first half was total BS but I love you for it anyways.

Now for Vegas alums: Spending a week out there a month from now, how do I proceed? No gambling suggests because I only hit the nickels and spend my money on tips to keep the dranks comin. Otherwise, I am a stodgy, stuck-in-my-ways bad person who degrades females and Obama lovers, what's the best place to have fun? tia






















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