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Re: Free Money
« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2018, 09:51:31 PM »

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2018, 11:16:52 PM »
uber but for christmas lights.

I currently have this.  Sometime after Thanksgiving lights magically appear on my house.  Sometime after Christmas the lights magically disappear.
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2018, 11:37:30 PM »
uber but for christmas lights.

I currently have this.  Sometime after Thanksgiving lights magically appear on my house.  Sometime after Christmas the lights magically disappear.

Same but I have to email them and tell them when to do it which may as well be a first person interaction in hell


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Re: Free Money
« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2018, 12:25:45 AM »
Non addictive heroin.

i would spend so much money on this.
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2018, 12:33:17 AM »
just hire a servant, steve dave.
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2018, 07:10:47 AM »
One thing that would be nice is having some sort of medium option between tricking your friends that are handy to come over and look at something and paying some handyman guy to rip you off because you are completely ill-suited to living in a society where you know how any items in your house actually work.

Think like an emergent care place in a strip mall vs. going to the hospital/primary care doc.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2018, 08:07:19 AM »
I too am not interested in speaking to other humans, particularly in and around my home.  I make my wife talk to all contractors of any sort that come to my house. 

Maybe just like AI that does nothing but simulate exactly what I would want/say to contractors.  SD, I am think like a beta level simulation here (Revelation Space reference).

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2018, 02:12:02 PM »
a phone that also is a flask


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Re: Free Money
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2018, 04:38:16 PM »
a phone that also is a flask

And hash pipe
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2018, 06:11:54 PM »
Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it.  I gift these to the world.

Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump.  In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.

The Art of the Rings would be 6, maybe 7 thousand pages long. The biggest book.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #60 on: September 22, 2018, 06:14:18 PM »
Ideas to make tons of cash, but someone has to do it.  I gift these to the world.

Rewrite the Lord of the Ring trilogy as told by Donald Trump.  In fact tell any fantasy story as Donald.

The Art of the Rings would be 6, maybe 7 thousand pages long. The biggest book.
Let me tell you about that ring, what a ring, maybe I could wear it and who knows, but it was made by a bad hombre. 

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #61 on: September 22, 2018, 06:16:10 PM »
Sauron was treated very unfairly. It’s really bad how they treated him. There were bad people on both sides. You think those tree monsters were angels?

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #62 on: September 22, 2018, 10:19:56 PM »
Rivendell - I've been there many times - it's terrific, truly, a terrific property. Too many stairs but it is gorgeous

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #63 on: September 22, 2018, 10:22:20 PM »
Elrond - he's great, we're very close-  I tell him you have too many stairs here, and he agrees

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #64 on: September 25, 2018, 08:25:29 AM »
Uber but for getting ripped


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Re: Free Money
« Reply #65 on: September 25, 2018, 11:54:52 AM »
haircuts but they come to my house and you get them off an uber app

and tailors

and people to iron clothes (if the tailor doesn't also provide that service which any entrepreneurial tailor will)

and people to cook my food

and mow my yard. uber app that yard kid.

and general handyman stuff. just uber some dude to drywall a thing or fix my leaking deal. whatever.

pretty sure this exists

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #66 on: September 25, 2018, 11:55:35 AM »
Uber where they pack up stuff and ship to where ever you're flying so you never have luggage but you have everything you want.

And this

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2018, 06:48:49 PM »
Post links brain genius knowing things guy


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Re: Free Money
« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2018, 07:30:23 PM »
The handyman thing I believe he is referencing taskrabbit
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2018, 07:32:54 PM »
Luggage free.com appears to be a viable option for the second option
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