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Re: Free Money
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2018, 09:31:37 PM »
neighbor kid who mows my lawn but actually has venmo like a normal human and I don't have to walk a $50 over to his mom to give to him and talk to her stupid ass for 30 seconds.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2018, 09:31:52 PM »
uber for skoal

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2018, 09:32:12 PM »
pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2018, 09:33:11 PM »
neighbor kid who mows my lawn but actually has venmo like a normal human and I don't have to walk a $50 over to his mom to give to him and talk to her stupid ass for 30 seconds.
Just make robot teens that accept keystone for payment.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2018, 09:34:33 PM »
neighbor kid but he can send an uber request for me to buy him booze and I can send on the request to my uber booze guy to deliver it

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2018, 09:35:56 PM »
uber but for heart attacks and it's an uber ambulance

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2018, 09:37:14 PM »
uber but for break-ins and I hit the app button and they send some rednecks to my house with ARs to shoot people on my main floor

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2018, 09:38:15 PM »
uber but for landscaping and they fix my filthy mulch beds which need a lot of work but I'm certainly not calling my yard guy again because I just talked to him 6 months ago and it almost killed me.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2018, 09:38:35 PM »
uber but for christmas lights.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2018, 09:38:47 PM »
App that checks the bathroom at work to see if Brad has dropped one of his classic alfalfa bombs so I can just go downstairs.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2018, 09:38:50 PM »
pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.

There are Taco Bell’s that already deliver
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2018, 09:39:30 PM »
Lyft for KFC
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2018, 09:39:37 PM »
Uber for snow shoveling.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2018, 09:39:45 PM »
uber but for doing the annual negotiation of my cox bill

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2018, 09:40:38 PM »
uber for babysitters and they have to be like bonded or background checked or some crap that provides an 80%+ chance they won't murder your kids.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2018, 09:40:45 PM »
pizza hut but they just put it on the front step and don't ring the bell or look at you
Make it also taco ball / McDonald's and yes sir yes.

There are Taco Bell’s that already deliver
Yes but they don't drop it off at your doorstep without making contact.  That's the critical part.  Goddamn it.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2018, 09:41:12 PM »
uber for babysitters and they have to be like bonded or background checked or some crap that provides an 80%+ chance they won't murder your kids.

I would spend $2k a month on this

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2018, 09:43:01 PM »
Uber but for amazon
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Re: Free Money
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2018, 09:43:44 PM »
uber for taking my returns to UPS

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2018, 09:44:06 PM »
uber for picking my kids up at school

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2018, 09:44:26 PM »
uber for picking my kids up at school

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2018, 09:46:11 PM »
uber for picking me up at the airport but also waiting for my luggage there and delivering it to my room and also bringing a stroller and grocery delivery for me on my family vacation thing. like vacation concierge uber deal.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2018, 09:46:46 PM »
Uber where someone comes and fills up your car with gas and changes the oil/sirs up tires etc if needed.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #48 on: September 21, 2018, 09:47:09 PM »
I have patent rights on all of these rough ridin' gold mines btw. Because I'm spitting gold rough ridin' nuggets in here for all of you dorks to try to claim and I'm not having that crap.

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Re: Free Money
« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2018, 09:48:08 PM »
Uber for filing patents.